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Proper semen rag offering etiquette.
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2017 Oct 24, 4:20pm 1,374 views 0 comments
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Naked driver wearing just a thong and smeared in Vaseline is pulled over in Oklahoma
John Wayne Kellerman, 54, was pulled over for speeding
When the officer approached the vehicle, he found a 'nearly naked' man wearing a thong bikini covering his genitals
He spotted a nearly empty jar of Vaseline and a porn magazine in the vehicle
Deputy then asked Kellerman if he was masturbating and the man admitted he had been
Kellerman was arrested for driving with a revoked license and speeding
In his report the deputy writes that he 'refused Kellerman's "semen rag" and returned to his patrol car.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5012315/Naked-driver-wearing-thong-vaseline-pulled-oklahoma.html#ixzz4wSwq8B00
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John Wayne Kellerman, 54, was pulled over for speeding
When the officer approached the vehicle, he found a 'nearly naked' man wearing a thong bikini covering his genitals
He spotted a nearly empty jar of Vaseline and a porn magazine in the vehicle
Deputy then asked Kellerman if he was masturbating and the man admitted he had been
Kellerman was arrested for driving with a revoked license and speeding
In his report the deputy writes that he 'refused Kellerman's "semen rag" and returned to his patrol car.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5012315/Naked-driver-wearing-thong-vaseline-pulled-oklahoma.html#ixzz4wSwq8B00
#MPF