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Cops: Wisconsin Duo Refused To Cease Car Sex


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2017 Oct 4, 10:57am   2,378 views  4 comments

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/wisconsin/la-crosse-auto-436029

As detailed in a La Crosse Police Department report, Westpfahl heard moaning emanating from a gold Pontiac Grand Am. The vehicle’s windows were “partially fogged” and it was “rocking back and forth.” The cop illuminated the car’s interior with his flashlight and “confirmed they were naked and engaging in sexual intercourse."

Westpfahl then told the couple--later identified as Bailey Puttkemery, 21, and Emily Scott, 20--to cease copulating and get dressed. “At that point, I walked to the rear of the vehicle in order to give the two subjects some privacy while getting dressed,” the patrolman noted.

But when five minutes passed and the duo had not emerged clothed from the vehicle, the uniformed officer shone his flashlight into the Pontiac and determined that Puttkemery and Scott “had reinitiated the sexual intercourse.”

Westpfahl again directed the couple to get dressed and exit the vehicle, as first reported by the La Crosse Tribune.

Puttkemery, apparently not happy to have been interrupted, replied, “No. I’m trying to fuck.”

The cop then opened the car’s rear door and “again instructed the subjects to stop doing what they were doing and get dressed.” Puttkemery, who smelled of booze, then allegedly tried to shut the car door, telling the officer to go away.

After Puttkemery finally stepped out of the Pontiac, naked, he became argumentative and accused Westpfahl of “cock blocking” him and “giving him blue balls,” according to the report. Puttkemery then offered an explanation, of sorts, for his behavior: “You’re a man. You should understand. It’s Oktoberfest weekend.”

As the nude Puttkemery argued with Westpfahl, he ignored the cop’s direction to get dressed. With his underwear in hand, Puttkemery declared, “It’s just a dick. Nothing to be afraid of.”

When Westpfahl asked Scott why the couple did not stop having sex when asked, she replied that Puttkemery “wanted to finish.”

Puttkemery and Scott--both of whom live in La Crosse--were each charged with lewd and lascivious behavior. Puttkemery was also hit with a disorderly conduct rap. They are both being held in the La Crosse county jail in advance of a court hearing later today.

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1   justme   2017 Oct 4, 11:02am  

I don't know if this is just a parody or a true story, but at least nobody got shot.
2   Ceffer   2017 Oct 4, 11:03am  

"Here, hold this for me.", handing cop his erect, dripping dick while he puts on his t shirt. "You know, if you had just waited a minute, you could have been next."
3   Dan8267   2017 Oct 4, 1:00pm  

Why should anything they do be considered illegal? They weren't bothering anybody. Having sex behind closed doors including in a vehicle should not be in any way illegal. It's essentially no different than having sex in your home.

Also, why should anyone have to obey any arbitrary order by the police especially one like stop having sex? What law gives the right to the police to command other people to refrain from sex inside their own property? Can the police also order you stop talking to anyone, to stop writing blog entries, to stop giving political speeches, to stop buying apples? What is the justification for allowing the police to order the general public like slaves? How does this serve and protect the public?
4   Rin   2017 Oct 4, 1:13pm  

Dan, in the future, the only thing legal will be banging a sex robot with the shades fully down (more likely, windowless) and a triple deadbolt so that no one accidentally enters the property.

Basically, the equivalent of a 'Safe Room'.

And even some English Femi-Nazi wants those banned. Pathetic!

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