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Tenpoundbass
2017 Jul 25, 4:28pm
Depends on how drunk I was and how stimulating our conversation was up to that point.
The question then becomes would I call her again?
Patrick
2017 Jul 25, 5:01pm
Perhaps the question should really be "What would you pay to do her?"
It conveys more info. The original question then becomes "Would you do her if it were free?"
Lots of factors to consider. Am I drunk? Have I had sex recently? In short and a quick answer is I would do her, probably. I mean if she threw herself at me and just had to have me, yeah, I'd help her out. Now Caitlyn - no. No way. Not enough alcohol in the entire world, yuck. If Caitlyn threw herself at me, first I'd throw up, then there would be one hell of a fight that there is no way I'd lose.
When I was 20, I'd fuck anything that was 20 or younger as long as she wasn't bigger than me (160 lbs). Now that I'm almost twice as old, I'd only fuck something that is 20 or younger, or maybe I'd give this one the H.B.I. if I was stuck with her as my wife. But if she were my wife, she'd be my ex-wife.
Dan8267
2017 Jul 25, 10:08pm
Would You Do Her - Sarah Huckabee?
Hell no. She looks nothing like Taylor Swift.
And quite frankly, I find the question insulting.
Dan8267
2017 Jul 25, 10:52pm
On a related note, women before and after feminism. It's like those before and after crack PSAs.
Patrick
2017 Jul 26, 8:15am
Feminism makes women much less feminine!
It's funny, and just the opposite of The Red Pill, which makes men more masculine.
Would You Do Her seeks to poll Patnet members on whether they would have sex with a selected subject. The intent of Would You Do Her is not to go after the obvious, for example, would you do Charlize Theron. Rather, it seeks Patnet members' input on everyday women, or women not on the top ten FAP Index.
I'll start the ball rolling by asking Would You Do Her - Sarah Huckabee?
Gentle Reader,
Of course I'd do her. Still, I'd really like for her to do me,... with an electrical extension cord. The plug-end. Dressed in a tight, black, hooded latex body suit with huge, red, plastic nipples while I'm hung by my arms and covered in Lysol.
Oh joy!
Regards,
Roidy
P.S. Fuck you President Pouty Poo.
Tenpoundbass
2017 Jul 26, 5:30pm
I wouldn't even want her in the same building where I was doing the horizontal bop.
Would You Do Her seeks to poll Patnet members on whether they would have sex with a selected subject. The intent of Would You Do Her is not to go after the obvious, for example, would you do Charlize Theron. Rather, it seeks Patnet members' input on everyday women, or women not on the top ten FAP Index.
I'll start the ball rolling by asking Would You Do Her - Sarah Huckabee?
#WouldYouDoHer?