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Thunderdome Nearly 40 Percent of American Workers Masturbate on the Job
How does that explain CIC? He has no job and spends all day wacking off PatNet.
“It’s proven that by looking at cute pictures of cats and dogs, you become more productive,†they write.
Works for me.
I'm not buying the "across genders" part. I'd guess that half of guys have whacked it at work.
I'm not buying the "across genders" part. I'd guess that half of guys have whacked it at work.
I'm not buying any of it. Teenagers and young adults are horny all the time. By the time your middle age, you need someone to entice you, and your typical coworker ain't going to do that.
Most people at work are middle age just because of what constitutes work age. Maybe people just out of college and on their first jobs are doing this, but not anyone over 25, certainly not anyone over 30.
One of the nice things about middle age is that although you can still enjoy sex, the sex drive is not overwhelming. You are no longer young, dumb, and full of cum. You can think straight. So, I think the article is complete b.s.
Women don't masterbate the way men do. When women are horny, they find a guy to dick them down. For a guy, a quick tug is no big thing. See tits. Pull pud. Get on with life. Very simple. It just doesn't work like that for broads
I would bet women masturbate more often at work than men do.
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I'd book that bet
The only thing I have going against me is that the female "workplace " is much more conducive to jerking off, where as most men have to actually work at work
I just wish they would keep their sopping wet panties off the bathroom fixtures and use the dildo parkers properly.
But how many people have come down from an acid trip, to find out that they were taking a shit on the carpet in the company's conference room, with a gathering crowd of gawking co-workers? I'd say at least 10%.
"The 36-year-old accountant, suffers from a chemical imbalance"
Good 'ol chemical imbalance, seemingly the default for everything. Sad, already a nut at 36.
I'm not buying the "across genders" part. I'd guess that half of guys have whacked it at work.
According to that recent post here, women watch more porn on their phones. And thanks to women's lib, their horny, porno obsessed hormones are probably raging at work. What do you think their first two fingers are up to while that's going on?
... And yes, guilty. Nothing gets me harder than some patnetter getting #triggered by my trolling.
Sometimes I can't hold it and splooge right on the phone screen, covering their rantings with my steaming manseed. There's not enough liquid in semen to damage your phones HW right?
http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/nearly-40-percent-american-workers-masturbate-job
Aside from crying silently at our desks, avoiding eye contact with our coworkers and occasionally doing our jobs, how are we passing the time at work? The short answer is, with masturbation—at least, according to a poll from Time Out New York. The (fairly informal online) survey found that across gender and sexuality, 39 percent of Americans masturbate while on the job.
Time Out writer Jyllian Anthony found that people’s reasons for masturbating while working—not that people necessarily always have a specific reason—differ pretty wildly. Boredom and stress relief ranked highly. But the list goes on:
A recent Ravishly article pointed to a 2014 analysis conducted by DeskTime, a productivity measuring app. “The most productive people work for 52 minutes, then break for 17 minutes,†researchers found. The list of recommended ways to spend that 17-minute respite included eating, talking to colleagues and watching cat videos. (“It’s proven that by looking at cute pictures of cats and dogs, you become more productive,†they write.) Masturbation doesn’t actually appear among the suggestions, but maybe it’s implied.
Vice did a recent survey of people who admitted masturbating at work, and one woman who said she’d indulged as an "act of rebellion" offered a contemplative reason against self-loving in the office. "Not because of morals or propriety or whatever," she stated, "but because masturbation isn't something you want to do hastily at the same place you hate going to every day."
Obligatory:
#sex #masturbate