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Titties for Trump avatar! Will bare my own if Trump is nominated


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2016 Mar 26, 10:58am   19,036 views  56 comments

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Why, you might be asking? Because the republican establishment says that Trump isn't "presidential." The new avatar will symbolize that even the educated, (usually) prim and proper mom of two is embracing the idea that the old rules have to go.

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1   Ceffer   2016 Mar 26, 11:00am  

Better get those sassy sproingers powdered for the photo op. You have the Patnet Pervs on the dumb stick beacon, they won't rest until they have the goods.

2   turtledove   2016 Mar 26, 11:10am  

turtledove says

Better get those sassy sproingers powdered for the photo op. You have the Patnet Pervs on the dumb stick beacon, they won't rest until they have the goods.

First things, first. We have to get Trump nominated. The establishment powers are coming out of the woodwork to ensure that this doesn't happen. They are going to try to force a "compromise candidate" on us. Remember, "the voters don't choose the candidate, the party chooses the candidate."

3   Ceffer   2016 Mar 26, 11:36am  

Just hope there's no downturn. That is, for Trump, I mean, ahem, cough!

4   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2016 Mar 26, 12:03pm  

This is Utterly revealing!

5   marcus   2016 Mar 26, 12:05pm  

Wow TurtleDove. I'm kind of gaining respect and losing respect for you at the same time here. I'm such a pushover when it comes to some things.

I'm thinking you wouldn't be offering this if the idea didn't maybe, you know, turn you on in some way. Is there some way I could get my email or phone number (for text) to you, and we could maybe just skip the whole "if Trump is nominated part ?"

About Trump, I am surprised to see you're for him. Reminds me of the last square of a cartoon I saw the other day. "At least........."

I don't see how the risk is worth it.

6   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2016 Mar 26, 12:09pm  

Oh looky yonder comes a Liberal with a Cartoon to explain politics to this generation's most informed voters.

7   turtledove   2016 Mar 26, 12:35pm  

I guess I should prepare the avatar in advance of the convention, so it can go up right after the announcement. I wouldn't want anyone to think I pulled a fast one. That said, I've been considering accessories. @Patrick ... Do we have any Patrick.net items that I can incorporate? Gotta prove it's actually me... and that the photo was taken recently (for all you guys who think a woman turns to shit after the age of 30). Here are some ideas to consider:

8   turtledove   2016 Mar 26, 12:43pm  

marcus says

I'm kind of gaining respect and losing respect for you at the same time here.

I've been a lifelong republican. Not for social issues, but economically. I've been more than a little disappointed by the direction that my party has gone. And it's not just me. Most republicans I know feel the same way. It's like we were abandoned by sanity and held captive by these ultra right wing bible banging spendthrifts who answer only to corporations. I'm excited about Trump because he is the first sign that the majority of republicans have finally had enough. The same can be said about Sanders and the democrats. There is a frame shift happening and if we allow any of the establishment class to quell the momentum, we have no one to blame but ourselves when we are sitting in the same place four or eight years from now.

9   turtledove   2016 Mar 26, 12:56pm  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

If you'll wear it, I'll get you a CANNIBAL ANARCHY! hat.

I'm open to all suggestions. I tried looking it up. Does someone already make them?... Or is this a custom thing?

10   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2016 Mar 26, 12:59pm  

turtledove says

for all you guys who think a woman turns to shit after the age of 30

I would still hit it.

11   HEY YOU   2016 Mar 26, 1:19pm  

Everyone nominate Trump.
I want to see bodacious ta-tas

12   marcus   2016 Mar 26, 1:29pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Oh looky yonder comes a Liberal with a Cartoon to explain politics to this generation's most informed voters

Struck a nerve did it ?

13   marcus   2016 Mar 26, 1:40pm  

turtledove says

some ideas to consider:

Here's my suggestion. Get a fairly sheer T-shirt and get Patricks Icon put on it, Iron on kinda thing, maybe with some red white and blue somehow. Then share two pics. One pic with the shirt on regular but bra less. And then another with it lifted way up.

Or - the bow tie would be cool, maybe just holding a pic of Patricks Icon. But somehow not too easy to have done with photoshop.

14   Ceffer   2016 Mar 26, 1:46pm  

It's gotta be the sunglasses and the Trump necklace. No Trump burkas, please.

15   anonymous   2016 Mar 26, 1:48pm  

marcus says

Wow TurtleDove. I'm kind of gaining respect and losing respect for you at the same time here.

you're a pussy

16   Ceffer   2016 Mar 26, 3:44pm  

Maybe a press-on temporary CANNIBAL ANARCHY tattoo in white supremacy German Gothic script over the bobblies. It is an avatar, after all, nothing less than large print will do.

17   komputodo   2016 Mar 26, 4:27pm  

turtledove says

Titties for Trump avatar! Will bare my own if Trump is nominated

I hope we aren't talkin' Flapjacks.

18   marcus   2016 Mar 26, 4:33pm  

Hey, TD, if by chance "the Donald" manages to do something that changes your mind about him, before August, do we still have a deal ?

19   indigenous   2016 Mar 26, 4:58pm  

komputodo says

I hope we aren't talkin' Flapjacks.

I get the idea that TD is a proud American.

20   indigenous   2016 Mar 26, 4:59pm  

turtledove says

I've been more than a little disappointed by the direction that my party has gone. And it's not just me. Most republicans I know feel the same way. It's like we were abandoned by sanity and held captive by these ultra right wing bible banging spendthrifts who answer only to corporations. I'm excited about Trump because he is the first sign that the majority of republicans have finally had enough. The same can be said about Sanders and the democrats. There is a frame shift happening and if we allow any of the establishment class to quell the momentum, we have no one to blame but ourselves when we are sitting in the same place four or eight years from now.

The time is right for a sea-change towards Libertarians.

21   Patrick   2016 Mar 26, 7:23pm  

turtledove says

Patrick ... Do we have any Patrick.net items that I can incorporate?

want a free patrick.net bumper sticker? you could include it just above or below.

http://patrick.net/Free+Patrick.net+Bumper+Stickers

you'd have to tell me where to mail it tho.

22   Ceffer   2016 Mar 26, 8:17pm  

Question is, how much tit and tit bling can you fit into 100 by 100 pixels?

23   turtledove   2016 Mar 26, 8:21pm  

rando says

want a free patrick.net bumper sticker? you could include it just above or below.

http://patrick.net/Free+Patrick.net+Bumper+Stickers

you'd have to tell me where to mail it tho

I'll email you.

24   turtledove   2016 Mar 26, 8:43pm  

komputodo says

I hope we aren't talkin' Flapjacks.

Anything is possible.... But in my case, I've never heard anyone describe them as "flapjacks".... So, I'm going to say, "no." (taken just now).

25   turtledove   2016 Mar 26, 8:44pm  

I'm embarrassingly pale. Sorry about that.

26   anonymous   2016 Mar 26, 9:03pm  

Fair skin is nice

You should fingerprint EAT MY TITS TRUMPLIGULA! Across your stomach

27   anonymous   2016 Mar 26, 9:07pm  

If Bernie defeats the IHLdabeast, I'll post a slide show of my balls, shaft, and then head.

#FeeltheBern

28   bob2356   2016 Mar 26, 10:18pm  

errc says

If Bernie defeats the IHLdabeast, I'll post a slide show of my balls, shaft, and then head.

That will take about 1 slide.

29   just_passing_through   2016 Mar 26, 10:29pm  

errc says

'll post a slide show of my balls, shaft, and then head

Please don't. I've already had to block one person for posting that kind of crap on here.

30   just_passing_through   2016 Mar 26, 10:30pm  

turtledove says

taken just now

You're holding up just fine. ;^)

31   Ceffer   2016 Mar 26, 10:53pm  

A very nice show of pulchritudinous preview. The freckles would be less than one pixel, no shows on the avatar.

32   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2016 Mar 26, 10:57pm  

I just changed my vote from Cruz to Trump.

#no boobies left behind

33   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2016 Mar 27, 5:32am  

Republican babes don't get flapjacks. Jesus keeps their tits nice and perky.

So they can talk sense to the idiots.

34   saroya   2016 Mar 27, 8:45am  

komputodo says

I hope we aren't talkin' Flapjacks.

I know what you mean, I prefer open faced tacos.

35   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Mar 27, 9:29am  

Brunettes with Fair Skin and substantial cleavage, my fav! Freckles are also a +1.

However, if Trump loses the nomination, I may have to display my hairy Jew ass instead.

36   Strategist   2016 Mar 27, 9:49am  

turtledove says

Titties for Trump avatar! Will bare my own if Trump is nominated

Thank You. We all look forward to viewing your beautiful boobs. What if Trump wins the Presidency? Can we expect full nudity? You can cover your face in a Burkha.

37   Patrick   2016 Mar 27, 1:45pm  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

What? The freckles are the feature!

i agree. freckles are hot.

38   zzyzzx   2016 Mar 29, 9:47am  

There is already a subreddit for this type of thing:
https://www.reddit.com/r/hottiesfortrump/

39   zzyzzx   2016 Mar 29, 9:51am  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

If you'll wear it, I'll get you a CANNIBAL ANARCHY! hat.

Wear this hat:

40   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Mar 29, 10:11am  

I'm thinking that you should get a temp tattoo of Trumps face with your nipple where his pie hole is. It will be kind of like the urinal picture, but as a milk tap instead of a urine trap. Then write Apocalypse on your other breast, because that Trump tattoo won't be that unique.

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