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Doesn't anyone read or watch the news anymore. This is like the 5th national stuck in the chimney related story in less than a year.

Chimneys are intentionally made to small to allow Santa or anyone to slip down the chimney into your house. I mean when was the last time you ever saw burglar bars on the chimney?

“I tried to get her out, but it was too hard,” he said.

I guess she should have worn clothes to shimmy down the chimney.

MAybe he should give here another chance.

Ceffer says

I guess she should have worn clothes to shimmy down the chimney.

I get it

Look, Dad, Santa is bringing beaver for Christmas!

Ceffer says

“I tried to get her out, but it was too hard

He didn't say what was too hard, maybe he was enjoying it.

CaptainShuddup says

This is like the 5th national stuck in the chimney related story in less than a year.

Were they all in California? About two years ago, again in California, a woman doctor, if you can believe such stupidity, tried to enter her boyfriend's home the same way and became stuck. Sadly, he was away for a week and she wasn't found until after she died. They showed recovery photos with the sight of disgusting fluids of decomposition flowing out of the same area as these men are working in.

This is some serious stalking--just what were her (their) plans once they got inside the house, prepare a nice meal as a surprise for them?

From October: http://nypost.com/2014/10/20/woman-gets-stuck-in-chimney-of-man-she-dated/

Doctor dies that way:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/09/01/california.chimney.death/

This will make some people mad but it seems distinctly like something only a woman would do. I can't think of any normal man who would have so little sense to think he could gain access to a house through the chimney, they just know more about things like this.

https://www.google.com/search?q=cross+section+view+of+chimney&espv=2&biw=1164&bih=832&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=HRarVPKDE4r4yQTPooGQCg&ved=0CB0QsAQ

marcus says

I get it

Marcus is smarter than most public employees.

Chimney is likely to result in positional asphyxia. Men do this stupid shit too.

Here's one they didn't notice for 27 years:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/skeleton-found-chimney-27-years-man-disappeared/story?id=14169501

Whenever I see cases like this I think of Sad Astronaut Hottie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak

Peoples Be Crazy!

P N Dr Lo R says

just what were her (their) plans once they got inside the house

What it's always about:

MAKE HIM LISTEN TO HER!

“I tried to get her out, but it was too hard,” he said.

Vicente says

Here's one they didn't notice for 27 years:

That's right, I remember when that one happened too, but forgot about it. Clearly this man was not normal, though, sounded like he had severe mental or psychological issues if not both. And it was only by sheer chance they found him--makes you wonder how many others are waiting to be discovered...

There's a lesson to be learn here. Clean your chimney at least once a year. The buildup of soot can be a fire hazard.

Vicente says

Peoples Be Crazy!

The ancient Greeks had it right. Love is a form of insanity.

I'm going to build a slightly larger chimney.

zzyzzx says

I'm going to build a slightly larger chimney.

So that a fatter naked woman can get stuck in it. Sorry honey, but if you can't fit down the chimney, you can't fit in my bed.