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2014 Mar 20, 8:05am   7,453 views  7 comments

by corntrollio   ➕follow (0)   💰tip   ignore  

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/20/westboro-baptist-church-fred-phelps-dies

I'm pretty sure if there is a god, and god hates anyone, god hates Fred Phelps. Fuck Fred Phelps. Fuck him up his stupid ass.

That douchebag has been terrorizing the good people of the United States, including military families, for way too long. May he never be in peace.

I imagine his horrid family will continue with the campaign of terror, unfortunately.

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1   Ceffer   2014 Mar 20, 8:08am  

Did they bury him in a wedding dress and open ass chaps?

2   corntrollio   2014 Mar 20, 8:11am  

Ceffer says

Did they bury him in a wedding dress and open ass chaps?

It would make sense. I always suspected he might be gay, considering he doth protest too much. He probably would just say that he has a "wide stance."

I heard rumors Fred Phelps went around in a big white van trying to pick up children to molest when he wasn't protesting. He has never denied this and has never proven that the rumors are false.

3   Ceffer   2014 Mar 20, 8:19am  

RBES has competition.

4   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Mar 20, 8:26am  

"'The most hated man in America' dies"

Do you guys wanna hug it out?

See this is what I don't get, CNN is the loudest trumpet in the band. Every time someone says something they don't like, they jump in with, "It's Hate and Intolerance!". And... well... he he he, they'd be right!

But here's what gets me, how do they get off calling Him the "Hater" the world's most "Hated" man. Wasn't he the world's most hateful man, or is that an honer reserved the writers of CNN?

Remember... Hater haters are haters too...

5   Ceffer   2014 Mar 20, 8:31am  

CaptainShuddup says

Hater haters are haters too...

Is a hate liker a hater, too? Is a like liker just a hate hater in reverse?

I am glad I flunked philosophy.

6   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Mar 20, 8:55am  

Perhaps it's not prudent to hate if you're not well versed in the fine art of hating. I don't think CNN was hating as much as they were critiquing.

"Hark! You call dat hating!!! I could loathe better wid me iyezz clozed!"

Showing up to protest a dead lesbian, warrior motorcycle cop funeral, ya Sisi! Hate like a man, get 50,000 signatures to pull the plug and hold a vigil at the state capitol, until the State sees fit to pull the plug on a comatose pregnant mother and wife. You wanna talk about getting choked up with feeling the rot, that's some touchy feeley hate shit right there.

7   corntrollio   2014 Mar 20, 10:38am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Is the wake open casket?

I don't know, but can you also hold up a sign that says, "Thank goodness for dead Fred. He loved being sodomized," when you go there? Make sure you're not blocking anything but are still in a place where that piece of trash's family can see you. First Amendment, bitches.

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