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APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

The photograph is a parody of a cheesecake shot but fails in using the irony as its organizing conceit. It's also aggressively ugly chromatically with the magenta against deep green particularly noxious and the blue against her nearly translucently pale skin looking kinda clinical. The shareholders should be on the phone with her advising her the CEO is not to be left to look silly in a rag trader magazine.

really inspires me to think Yahoo is in safe hands to see this tart sprawled out on a lounge chair.

perpetuating the lie that a woman can be committed to the workforce and still remain appealing to men.

what a huge monstrous lie feminism is.

do you honestly think that someone like this can really manage the stresses of leading a company of that size? absolutely not- it's because she's not running it- she's just a figure head. A 'poster girl'.

New Mom? Unlike 99% of working women, she's rebuilt an office into a nursery, and has a platoon of paid helpers. She's more like the mom in Queen of Versailles. I'm sure she never misses an important meeting to take the kid to the doctor.

its such a horrible horrific scam. A women go around believing that they are entitled to this life that is either financially impossible, or required unbelievable levels of tax money in order to facilitate. Seems reality is somewhere between these two poles.

All of these tech dinosaurs, Yahoo, AOL, Jeeves, are being dying slow deaths. The recent Marissa hype won't save Yahoo.

just yet another result of our complete sham economy. Stocks that are not connected to company revenues. CEOs who hold no responsibility to shareholders. Everything is just a stupid hollywood production.

Intriguing landing strip. Never would have guessed.

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

She could gain a few pounds, too.

Why, you feeling hungry?

sbh says

New Renter says

Why, you feeling hungry?

Must you even ask?

Silly I know.

Hey AF, you got your CEO-sized rotisserie up and running yet?

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

New Renter says

Hey AF, you got your CEO-sized rotisserie up and running yet?

Ya know, youz guyz is just terrible jolly joker teasers!!

Whatever, just don't forget your pals at PatNet for the cookout.

I'll bring beer.

I thought this was that video of her circulating on the web, where she lays on her side, and shoves a potato in her cooch then queefs, sending the potato shooting into unsuspecting interns sitting at their terminals trying to do their work.

It's why she called everyone in from working from home. She needed fresh victims, that didn't know it was coming and not wince in anticipation.

...and are those monitoring ankle bracelets, or is she hiding her hideous kankles?

Not sure why the media finds this bitch so attractive. She is pure evil and a lousy CEO. Banning remote and flex workplace would be great way to drive away top performers. Blech!

ahh..another frustrated lonely web-enabled eunuch casting blame for their lot in life on a movement whose sole purpose is to bring equality to a subset of humanity that has been treated as 2nd class citizens since the beginning of time.

MershedPerturders says

what a huge monstrous lie feminism is.

Yes.
Stock doubled since she took over july 2012.

MershedPerturders says

do you honestly think that someone like this can really manage the stresses of leading a company of that size?

further proof you don't know your 'a' from a hole in the ground....

For the first time in more than two years, Yahoo sites were the most visited in the country in July, according to a monthly report from comScore, which tracks unique visitors to U.S. properties across the web.

http://money.cnn.com/2013/08/21/technology/yahoo-traffic-google/index.html

MershedPerturders says

do you honestly think that someone like this can really manage the stresses of leading a company of that size?

She's got a purdy mouth, but I still wouldn't invest in Yahoo. I betcha that those that complain the most about her or Yahoo have no idea that their 401K/ETF funds are invested in Yahoo. Massive diversification in the name of buying tons of mediocre companies like Yahoo. PFFT.

MershedPerturders says

do you honestly think that someone like this can really manage the stresses of leading a company of that size? absolutely not- it's because she's not running it- she's just a figure head. A 'poster girl'.

What you know (or rather think you know) about Mayer is interesting. Please elaborate on how someone--who has made more money than all of patnet combined while hanging with two of the most succesful ceo's of the last decade--is merely skating by on her looks.

Stock is up.. pageviews are up.. confidence is as well. Wasn't that her job?

It is a CEO's job to do exactly what Mayer has done at Yahoo, except it is a supposed to be a man doing it. Mayer is supposed to partake in the success by having dinner ready and waiting for that busy Mister CEO when he gets home. How can he save the company on an empty stomach! Maybe watch the latest episode of Leave it to Beaver after dinner, fill up the Cadillac with some premium leaded.....better not hear any of that Elvis nonsense on the AM. Sounds like colored music.

Whatever.. she's blonde and has a CS degree from stanford. Dime a dozen.

Goran_K says

All of these tech dinosaurs, Yahoo, AOL, Jeeves, are being dying slow deaths. The recent Marissa hype won't save Yahoo.

none are Tech companies, they certainly are media companies.. they certainly use Tech products .. but so do many other industries..

anyway ... the dinosaurs provided services some 10 years ago similar to Twitter/Facebook.. so they will be around for some time to come.

Success has nothing to do with 'degrees'.
Being blond, however, is another matter.

CMY says

Whatever.. she's blonde and has a CS degree from stanford. Dime a dozen.

YHOO getting more internet traffic than GOOG?

http://www.news.com.au/technology/biztech/yahoo-beats-google-for-us-internet-traffic/story-fn5lic6c-1226702042864

Something is clearly wrong with this picture.

it's a lie

Vicente says

New Mom? Unlike 99% of working women, she's rebuilt an office into a nursery, and has a platoon of paid helpers. She's more like the mom in Queen of Versailles. I'm sure she never misses an important meeting to take the kid to the doctor.

Yep, and she got rid of work from home. While she's got an army of helpers, all these other parents now have to go back to 1-2 daily hours of commuting, etc.