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By duckhead follow duckhead   2012 Jul 5, 6:32am 5,680 views   22 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    

Words cannot adequately express the upwelling of PATRIOTISM AND PRIDE that spreads my wings when I see Moe DO HIS THING!>!>!! MOEMONEYMOEMOENY “NAR President Moe Veissi encourages all members to celebrate the Fourth of July with the special understanding that every time they sell a home they further establish the ideals that build America into the greatest country on the face of the earth.”

I USED TO THINK the American Dream was that “life should be better and richer and fuller for everyone, with opportunity for each according to ability or achievement regardless of social class or circumstances of birth.” But then the NAR in their infinite genius co-opted it into the most brilliant propaganda, that the American dream was to go into 30 years of debt and pay twice, three times even what the damn house was worth in interest to bankers. You have to bow down and prostrate yourselves before such power!!!>!>!>! Moe 7/2/2012: “REALTORS, ARCHITECTS OF THE AMERICAN DREAM.” BAZAMMMM!!!



1   pazuzu   ignore (1)   2012 Jul 5, 8:51am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      


Revolting and hilarious at the same time.

Moe is sick if he actually believes that, but of course he doesn't, he's sick in a different way.

The perfect leader for an army of sociopath salespersons.

2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (60)   2012 Jul 5, 10:03am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

If this piece of shit gave a flying fuck about the American dream, he'd hunt down every last Realtor® in America and garotte it to death and then confess to his crimes and cover himself in gravy and throw himself into the lion cage at the local zoo.

Die, Moe, fucking DIE!

4   MAGA   ignore (1)   2012 Jul 5, 11:14am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Is it me or does this guy look just like a used car salesman?

These same Realtors love to support the troops by selling them an over priced house.

5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (60)   2012 Jul 5, 11:23am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

He looks like a dog rapist, or a horse sodomist, you know, one of those freaks the cops book, lock up and kick into unconsciousness because they can't stand the sight of it.

6   MAGA   ignore (1)   2012 Jul 5, 11:25am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag      

BTW, for all you Realtards out there thinking that selling houses is the American Way to celebrate the 4th of July, this is my way: helping to take care of our hospitalized troops on the 4th:

Palo Alto VA Medical Center Hospice
(I'm a VA Volunteer)

8   duckhead   ignore (5)   2012 Jul 5, 1:38pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Moe Veissi: “My opinions are fueled by the resources of NAR, including its superb economic research department. Lawrence Yun, NAR’s Chief Economist sees increases in prices, in the vicinity of double digit increases over the next 12 – 18 months. If you’re a consumer, and you decide to wait—even though the interest rates are at record lows—the product you had access to might suddenly not be around.”

SEEEEEE those who disparage THE MOE, here he is trying TO HELP YOU BY SCARING YOU. He is a prince who knows you need a little help letting go of facts and figures so you can get some Realtors™ their commish… er I mean REALIZE THE AMERICAN DREAM and the key to that, as any sociopath manipulator know, is Fear!!!!! BABOOOM YOU GO MOE!


9   MAGA   ignore (1)   2012 Jul 5, 2:09pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag      

More Moe. Do the Realturds take this guy seriously?

10   MAGA   ignore (1)   2012 Jul 5, 2:12pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag      

What a guy. He gives money to the Realtor PAC. So that's where those commissions went.

11   MAGA   ignore (1)   2012 Jul 5, 2:16pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag      

Watch out, Moe has a stick. Buy that House! Buys that House! Buy that House!!!

13   pazuzu   ignore (1)   2012 Jul 9, 10:36am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

"The TERM REALTOR® HAS COME TO CONNOTE COMPETENCY, FAIRNESS, and HIGH INTEGRITY resulting from adherence to a lofty ideal of moral conduct in business relations."

Mind blowing comedy but also

Propaganda at its best, the bigger the lie and all that.

14   duckhead   ignore (5)   2012 Oct 1, 8:57am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

SOOOO AWESOME, the NAR mothership helped craft Obama’s platform and even got to write the closing sentences!!! BOOOMCHAKALAKA Go’bama!!!!!! We are in good hands I’m telling yaaaaa wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………………… REALTORS® at the 2012 Democratic National Convention:

15   dublin hillz   ignore (0)   2012 Oct 1, 9:19am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Thank you mr landlord for our happy childhood!

16   duckhead   ignore (5)   2012 Oct 3, 8:44am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Woah what caring sharing business professionals!!, Realtorsâ„¢ helping valued customers squat in their foreclosed homes. BUYING IS CHEAPER THEN RENTING DEFINED!!! Damn the torpedoes your Real Estate empire cannot fail with fallback strategies like this!!! March forward into the breach sign sign sign buy buy buy *---WAZINGA---*


17   duckhead   ignore (5)   2012 Nov 29, 7:23am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

As you can see calling the NAR on the red phone when you dooomers were calling for no mortage interest deductions BORE FRUITS. All power and GLORY to the mothership NAR as it guides our government to make the right moves!!!! HALLALOOYAAA

"The National Association of Realtors, the HEAVYWEIGHT!!!!!!! trade association, opposes any changes to the law, saying that most homeowners use the deduction at some point, and cutting the break would lead to a decline in home values of 15%."

18   BayArea   ignore (1)   2012 Nov 29, 8:04am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

pazuzu says

"The TERM REALTOR® HAS COME TO CONNOTE COMPETENCY, FAIRNESS, and HIGH INTEGRITY resulting from adherence to a lofty ideal of moral conduct in business relations."

LOL! Absolutely inconceivable.

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