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I don't need to fix her:

Chicken declared an emotional support animal to get past TSA.

What till the very end.

Iguana Tacos

Only in Florida

Nicotine Wine would also be useful in a healthy regimen.

Nothing worse than flapping ball drag while ski jumping. Does this work for trannies, too?

Patrick says

False.

"You mean I sold my sould to Satan for fame just to put up with this shit? Smite them, Satan, it's in the contract!"

RWSGFY says

Patrick says

False.

That was an OBVIOUS JOKE. I hope you did not try that as an alternative to opening beer bottles with your teeth as you drive down the road.

HeadSet says

RWSGFY says

Patrick says

False.

That was an OBVIOUS JOKE. I hope you did not try that as an alternative to opening beer bottles with your teeth as you drive down the road.

I have a strict rule of only drinking cognac when I drive down the road in my luxury automobile.

It's a bummer when you get a Valentine and you get some voodoo acupuncture instead.

HeadSet says

That was an OBVIOUS JOKE. I hope you did not try that as an alternative to opening beer bottles with your teeth as you drive down the road.

Only works on old cars. The computers on the new ones ring loud bells and say, 'Put down the beer and step away from the car'.

I wonder if anybody ever had their beer bottle rammed through the back of their throat with a deployed airbag.

Democrat porn.

At least we know how to take out the grid in China, now. Even better in Muslim countries, because they won't touch it to fix it.

You send the pig squealing away, it hits the power lines, and lands as bacon ready to eat. It's a power line luau.

"You can pack THIS MUCH tax evasion in this baby, and the frame fits enough adrenochrome so that the art pays for itself!"

Ceffer says

I wonder if anybody ever had their beer bottle rammed through the back of their throat with a deployed airbag.

Hopefully not one of those Takata airbags. The shards may break the bottle while you still have beer left in it.

Patrick says

Oranges are a creation of mankind thousands of years ago by selectively breeding citrus species. That is like thanking God that bananas today do not have any pesky seeds.

Grok in 2049 looking for the guy who made it generate over 1000 bikini pictures.

HeadSet says

Oranges are a creation of mankind thousands of years ago by selectively breeding citrus species. That is like thanking God that bananas today do not have any pesky seeds.

Globalist propaganda, that is spread to subdue the dumbasses into believing they have our best interest in their bio engineered meats and genetically modified organism franken wheat. They fucked up wheat, bananas, and tomatoes, so much to the point that real bananas has gone extinct, and tomatoes are tasteless.

The sea farers for as long as sailors have been at sea, has been eating citrus fruit. The basic citrus fruits were always there, from big as grape fruits, to as small as key limes or even kumquats. What modern horticulture has done, is cross bred various citrus to give us varieties that didn't exist before.

It's like the fruit and vegetable argument, that has only started the last several deceased. Fruit has seeds, and vegetables don't.
But every publication from the USDA going back several centuries, shows tomatoes, and cucumbers in the Vegetable category along side carrots and celery. Fruits were basically the sweet crops, from strawberries to apples.

We're going to dumbass ourselves into extinction listening to those love to say "Axcually!"

On a side note, Elon Musk has finally figured out, it is a wildly insane dumbass idea to send a rocket full of humans to Mars for a remains burial. He will now start on the moon and make a moon base there. But I'm still not holding my breath for that. Here it is 2026, and the scheduled moon mission that was scrapped last week. Is only a looky lou fly by. We still don't have our shit together right fucking now, to go to the moon, take a piss and fly back.

Tenpoundbass says

tomatoes are tasteless.

Not the ones you grow yourself, just the ones farmed and picked green to ship.

HeadSet says

Patrick says

Oranges are a creation of mankind thousands of years ago by selectively breeding citrus species. That is like thanking God that bananas today do not have any pesky seeds.

It's a joke, like "If God didn't want us to eat meat, why did he make animals out of meat?"

Is this where Trump got the idea from? It would be nice to steal an idea from China for a change.

John Carpenter’s ‘The Thing’ as a retro kid’s cartoon.