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By zzyzzx follow zzyzzx   2011 Dec 9, 1:03am 530,434 views   3,627 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    






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3588   rocketjoe79   ignore (1)   2021 Jun 13, 6:10pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Onvacation says
THEY/THEM

Learned a new word: "Homoflexible"

My dictionary knew it!


This video proves one thing: Men who want to look like women can do an excellent job putting on makeup - much better than most women.
3589   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2021 Jun 13, 9:33pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

rocketjoe79 says


This video proves one thing: Men who want to look like women can do an excellent job putting on makeup - much better than most women.


They asked you not to do that.
3590   just_passing_through   ignore (8)   2021 Jun 13, 9:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I thought that was just a weirdo flat chested woman. There is no adams apple for instance.
3591   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Jun 13, 11:19pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Don't show this to Rin. Real Doll push back?
3598   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Jun 13, 11:40pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I guess a lot of people never get over it.
3600   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Jun 14, 9:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I will forever reject any product, service or company that invokes shithouse and smut humor, idioms, and puns to sell a product.

Talking to you too Air Around the Clock!

Buying products is serious business, if I want a laugh, I'll buy a ticket for a comedy show. As all of the colorful humor is the actual product I'm buying.
3604   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2021 Jun 15, 2:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ceffer says

I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet. A few years later when they sold the 'Vette, one could get a good deal on a sportscar with the passenger seat never used.
3605   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Jun 15, 2:19pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet.


Yeah, you're far better off with a Swamp buggy.
3606   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2021 Jun 15, 2:47pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says
HeadSet says
I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet.


Yeah, you're far better off with a Swamp buggy.

Everglade girls are easy. And anyone who ever saw "Flipper" reruns as a kid wants to drive a swamp buggy.
3607   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Jun 15, 5:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I did not know about these things:


3608   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2021 Jun 15, 6:59pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

My mistake. I thought 10lb Bass was referring to this everglades cruiser:

3609   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Jun 15, 7:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Nah if you want the babes, you gotta have dependability.


3614   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2021 Jun 17, 9:35pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says
HeadSet says
I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet.


Yeah, you're far better off with a Swamp buggy.

Dodge Ram Van with a mattress in the back.

At least they know for sure what they are getting in for.
3615   just_passing_through   ignore (8)   2021 Jun 17, 9:56pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says
Nah if you want the babes, you gotta have dependability.


Needs a lawn chair strapped to the top.
3616   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Jun 18, 10:26am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

FWIW, Kimberly Guilfoyle is the type that would be down to hop on a Swamp buggy and go Gator hunting.
Before she would jump into a Corvette. And that's they type of chick I would take any day over a high maintenance chick.
Though Kimberly is getting a little too comfortable these days. She's been eating too much of the campfire Biscuits and Gravy.
3617   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2021 Jun 18, 11:41am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says
Kimberly Guilfoyle


Has she been seen in the same room as Bruce Jenner?
3618   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2021 Jun 18, 11:46am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

She was a Victoria secret model, before they started using fat ugly people.
3621   just_passing_through   ignore (8)   2021 Jun 18, 9:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says
Kimberly Guilfoyle


One of my best friends who died of breast cancer went to school with her. She grew up in SF.
3622   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Jun 18, 10:29pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Guilfoyle was once married to Gavin Newsome.
3623   BayArea   ignore (1)   2021 Jun 19, 7:27am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says
Guilfoyle was once married to Gavin Newsome.


What a pig

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