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  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 12, 1:38pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Make the world safe for squatters and transfer equities from owners to renters. More CommieFuck Central Planning.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 12, 1:40pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

I thought Trump said "The people are revolting if they impeach me! They're pretty revolting already."
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 12, 5:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Trump doesn't care if she brings a constituency, she just has to do a ten wiggle walk-by at least five times a day and SIG HEIL bra-less once in a while.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 1:01am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Just for that, your Social Security is going to be given to a fly bloated Somali refugee with thirty children.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 7:20am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Suck my amorphous, intersexual pouch, SJW-Speak Android!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 7:28am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maybe they shouldn't have hired those Catholic priests as consultants.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 7:31am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'm so glad Global Warming has become a launching pad for uninhibited, novel psychosis. I wonder how much traction this one will get.

"My l'il Global Warming assertion fallacy will blow your Global Warming assertion fallacy out of the water!"

"We're doomed, doomed I say!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 7:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Won't work. Foreign women learn already to be extortive, litigious, grasping and belittling from American TV.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 9:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 9:35am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Planned obsolescence: Bomb Vest Barbie.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 10:59am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Always glad to hear from the Department of Intersectional and Grievance Studies. Without the bubbling babble factories generating bizarre mythologies, I don't know what the martyred SJWFucks would do.

Head looks like a unicorn, but it's symbology is a bit mysterious.

  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 11:36am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 12:50pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How can you see the screen with that goo all over your eyes?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 12:51pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The main hurdle was differentiating perp DNA from donut crumb DNA.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 5:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I hear that climate 'scientists' hang out in blond wigs and short dresses under street lamps on hot July nights.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 6:42pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MegaForce says
university's office of diversity and inclusion

Whatever happened to the 'office of suck it up, bitch'.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 10:45pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What a tragedy. If she had made it to 12, she would already have had her first two kids.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 10:48pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

More free shit for illegals will solve all these problems.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 13, 11:46pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He's genuinely pained. However, I do think he qualifies as a public figure with a very public voice, and thus, the usual standards of libel are diminished. Google went way past the 'creepy line' with him.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 10:10am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Corinthian couldn't afford diploma printers for third worlders and ghetto whompers any more? Wonder how much of the money went for clubbing and blow.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 10:19am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The road to pussy is cratered, jagged, treacherous and low on oxygen, Cricket!

Nobody survives without multiple vampire bites and lamprey wounds if they even get to dip their wicks!

One must work for an investment firm, accumulate great assets and boink hoes to remain vaguely unscathed, says the Great Oracle Rin, handing down the tablets of Rin-Wah Law!

You might be able to purchase a shipping container full of abductees from East Europe or Asia, but getting rid of the bodies is a mighty task.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 10:24am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Weinstein never promised a role to a woman who couldn't first demonstrate that she could suck the tread off his tires before the personal interview.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 10:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The exchanges need crypto currencies called LaunderCoin, CrookCoin, HitmanCoin, DrugCoin, SpeculateCoin and EmbezzleCoin so that consumers can more easily choose the correct modalities.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 10:34am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They never figured out how to turn lead into gold, but Sexual Alchemy can turn a whore into an Entitled, Blushing, Innocent Virgin again.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 10:36am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If it falls short of drop kicking them out of a second story window, then it barely qualifies as discipline.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 10:40am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Pence couldn't stand or move, because he had a boner thinking about how the Dems would look stretched out on The Rack, howling in pain from their sin ridden penance.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 10:42am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Show the kids graphic movies of transgender surgeries, and tell them if they don't behave, that's what your are going to do to them.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 10:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Google has become the tabloid stalker you have invited into your life, and you wonder why they betrayed you and sold your secrets to the National Enquirer.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 11:26am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Spanking your children makes you cannon fodder for raging menopausal IHLs in the social services public service unions!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 11:28am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

tovarichpeter says
How did the Republican Party become so corrupt

They emulated the Democrats but stopped short of taking away all common sense, moral decency, reason, patriotism, and social/family values.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 3:32pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She's so anorexic, she only has one labia.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 3:34pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The cruelty of Mueller's office knows no bounds. They also erased all his porn subscriptions.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 3:36pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Golly. Sig Heiling even gives Michelle Obama a hard on.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 3:58pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If the Great Socialist Paradise of France is giving them a mud hut and a daily crust of bread, they are over payed. More Muslim immigrants will teach them gratitude.

The Euro Central Planning aristocrats are chortling over fine wine that the people were so easily gulled by dependency on free shit.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 14, 7:23pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Get off my dick, Mandy, I think something may be wrong with the plane!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 15, 9:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So, your kid goes to Hell, whats the biggie?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 15, 9:18am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Obamacare, otherwise known as the Insurance Subsidy and Guaranteed Profits Act.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 15, 9:21am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I notice this on PornHub. A video of head puts a lot of hands in motion.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 15, 9:24am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Economics is for wussies. Just give me high volume printing presses at the Mint that don't break down, and I'll bring in the votes.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 15, 9:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

There was a picture of Jennifer a couple of years ago with cum on her face, but it was stolen from her private iphone cloud account and removed from 4chan by squadrons of evil lawyers .

Yes, I saw the photo briefly when it was up, but the cum didn't spell Weinstein Bros.

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