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  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 3, 10:33am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Associating drug, nicotine and alcohol use with intelligent, sophisticated and classy behavior has been a standard advertising trope of the pushers forever.

Really, why would somebody devote "research" time to point out that drinkers are more intelligent if they weren't having their balls massaged by the alcohol lobbies.

Go to your friendly local emergency room or police intake desk for a month and see how intelligent the users are. All you will see is dysfunction, disease, tragedy and death.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 4, 11:23am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Good luck with that. It is incredible in California how the Teacher's Union has infiltrated every community because you spit, and somebody is related to somebody or knows somebody with some minor job with the school district. It is rampant job bribery.

Of course, along with general socialist infiltration, this means every teacher or worker in the school system is a rabid liberal. They love the illegals because it gives them an excuse to build more schools for the illegal spawns. Primary schools in some parts of Cali are gang incubators. They provide meals and baby sitting services until they kids are old enough to start stabbing each other.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 4, 11:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Nieve stupidity is the worst kind.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 4, 11:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

NuttBoxer says
Just saying, don't throw beer enthusiasts under the bus with alcoholics.


Wouldn't dream of it.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 4, 11:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This creates new honor for sex with most wives!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 4, 2:52pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Well, tit for tat. Trumpligula declared all psychiatrists insane by executive fiat.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 4, 3:29pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Rules? I don't need NO stinkin' rules!

Incivility jail is cool because you can read all the most entertaining rants and ad hominems in one spot.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 4, 3:29pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I heard she bit the shark first.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 4, 10:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I think Bill has figured the time has come to sue Lewinsky for sexual harassment.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 5, 9:48am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

A little money laundering is good for MAGA!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 5, 9:50am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

If you enjoy being blow darted and crucified by pygmies, you will enjoy living in Hunter's Point.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 5, 9:56am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Clinton could have enjoyed a solid fuck without having to keep re-centering her on the mattress. Instead he got half a blow job and beat off in the sink.

Weird guy.

The seismic jiggling and banshee yowling would have brought in the Secret Service arms drawn. Having her mouth filled was the only option.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 5, 1:51pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

My fave. A bunch of non-sequiturs stitched together into a faux libbie sob story.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 5, 2:05pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

As a for instance, "Don" in the article 'retired' when he was 54 and maintained at least one money burning hobby. He also somewhere along the line, divorce or no divorce, pissed away 50 percent of the equity in an at least million dollar home. Don burned up money, didn't work after 54, and apparently doesn't have the common sense to put his shoes on the right feet in the morning. That's simply the stuff you can deduce from the article. Sob, sob, sob!

I would suspect that "Don" still has some assets and CHOOSES to live a mobile life style.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 6, 12:33am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

What's wrong with fighting the Lizard People?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 6, 4:40pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Yup, a rabid, slobbering grope frenzy and pussy grabbing mania is the only answer.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 6, 6:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Men ARE scum. We revel in being scum. WE ARE THE SCUMLORDS!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 6, 7:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

He can picture her in leather tights and an SS cap, attaching electrodes to the ball sacks of men tied to chairs, gloating with pleasure at the sparks display after throwing the switch.

Screwing her would have the same adventure thrill that a male black widow gets when he escapes alive after copulation.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 6, 11:34pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
The Secret Service would burst into applause and pull a train on Ivanka, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended!

Pence does all this for Jesus, too! Don't forget Jesus!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 7, 7:46am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

More pork barrel for Feinstein!

Wouldn't it be easier to raze the peninsula and move it all to Stockton? Oh, wait, the Big One will do that for us.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 7, 7:48am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I am glad it is re-usable in case I need euthanasia more than once.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 7, 7:51am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

He wound up masturbating on donuts so the cops would eat all the evidence.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 7, 7:58am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Where are Caesar and the Roman Legionnaires when we need them most?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 7, 8:31am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Electric vehicles only, and a nuclear power plant downtown SF to employ the homeless!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 7, 8:32am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

How come Jesus always got the glowing robes, and everybody else had to go grunge?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 7, 8:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Trump is harming the economy SO MUCH. All this extra stock market money is such a hassle to manage.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 7, 9:18am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

He who gropes last, gropes best!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 7, 2:48pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

If these public service union demands are not met, Oakland will become a crime ridden, drug dominated free fire zone.

Wait, Oakland already IS a crime ridden, drug dominated free fire zone.

At least the crack and heroin pipelines aren't on strike, and that's what matters!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 7, 3:22pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Typical lobotomized Detroit politics. It's all about the grab today, who cares about sustainable infrastructure.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 7, 8:02pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Maybe department store windows will bring them to their senses, like they do in America!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 7, 8:05pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

And I thought she was just going the extra mile for necrophilia porn.

I was under the impression most porn male actors were at least bi and made a buck any way they could. They aren't paid that much and have to take it out in trade and off camera gigs.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 9, 10:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I'll worry when Psychosis starts showing clear signs of Trump.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 9, 11:13am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This is way too much common sense. Now, back to our regular programming. IMPEACH TRUMP!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 9, 12:50pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The really fat women have sperm magnets in their cooties. Any sperm within 50 yards doesn't stand a chance. If you see a really fat woman inhaling a roast turkey, she just caught another one.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 9, 4:52pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Gee, I'm so glad we are back to the Zionists. It was so boring around her without them. Is that the "Gary Echo" I hear?

ZIONISTS Zionists zionists!

Zionists are the Global Warming of politics: they explain EVERYTHING!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 9, 10:41pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

It's so sad being a psychopath with Alzheimer's. You can't remember your favorite atrocities any more.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 9, 11:09pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I believe in God because being an atheist is way too much responsibility.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 9, 11:11pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

They won't be laughing when they wind up in a Siberian gulag!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 10, 8:49am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Meccaholm instead of Stockholm!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 10, 8:52am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The third don't want him to run, they want him to declare himself EMPEROR FOR LIFE!