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  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 11:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

TwoScoopsPlissken says
Yay! Legalized weed will get everybody off welfare, fix our broken infrastructure, double the GDP, repair crumbling schools, and put a man and Mars!

Go Bernie Go!

You forgot that legalized weed is going to cure cancer and Alzheimer's as well as reverse aging.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 11:05am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

IHLlary would have been happy to swab his head in and out of her cootie.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 11:06am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The greatest curse in life is caring. Legal pot will solve that.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 5:40pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

No portrait of Obama is complete without his teleprompter.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 5:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I almost collected food stamps in the day. I was poor student, and another guy in the rooming house was getting them. I was too embarrassed to go through the process.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 5:45pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Where are the 9/11 conspirators when we need them?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 5:47pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Ankles behind the neck or it didn't happen!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 5:48pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This is another good reason to impeach Trump!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 6:10pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

willywonka says
It's OK to be attractive but does she know teenage boys from around the world are whacking off to her?

She's going for the gold: a metric ton of sprayed ejaculate.

A million adolescent spooey salute.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 6:16pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

A few severed honky female heads in Obama's portrait would be so Mandingo.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 11:09pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This a wonderful solution to the homeless problem, and an excellent section 8 opportunity. They should leave fresh feces and needle hampers in the lobby as a welcome.

A vertical ghetto with views is a happy ghetto.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 11:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

It wasn't even a happy ending.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 11:14pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
She won a medal for flipping.

Is she another Realtor?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 11:15pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

She has to show she's still pink while she has a chance.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 11:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
It looks the artist of the Obama portrait got really excited about finding the stamp tool in Photoshop.


He must have clone brushed the hand, too, but forgot to drop the extra finger.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 14, 1:13pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Strange, women who sling pussy in school and in the workplace to advance themselves are never considered predators. I have seen this so routinely as to be fully expected biologic behavior, yet is men who are punished when they engage in "male" behavior.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 14, 1:55pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Can't we keep our baby sitting and gang incubator institutions safe?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 14, 6:39pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I just checked this with Snopes, and it said it isn't true.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 14, 7:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

"You get a lot more free shit promising other suckers free shit, than just waiting around for free shit to just fall in your lap!"

Chairman Sanders.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 15, 12:21am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Conspiracy theorists already calling it another false flag event.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 15, 9:02am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Has he legally declared her a "nice piece of ass"? This will bring Dan back, be afraid, very afraid.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 15, 9:03am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

It's SATAN!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 15, 11:22am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Probably just Alzheimer's drool as she was trying to prop him up with his bib.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 15, 11:24am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Time to start playing pin the blame on the donkey.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 15, 7:22pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

If pussy isn't a problem, then it isn't pussy.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 15, 7:24pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The new Hollywood film disclaimer in the credits: "No animals or minorities were harmed during the making of this movie, only white people."
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 15, 7:25pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I sucked on the fuckbot's nipples and got a mouth full of 3 in 1 oil. They still have some development wrinkles to iron out
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 15, 8:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Strategist says
How can a beautiful, shaved, wet, delicious slippery pussy ever be a problem?


Ask Stormy Daniels.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 15, 10:48pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

BlueSardine says
As a gay capitalist, did peter thiel his billions???

Ouch!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 15, 10:53pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

They need some new film rating standards:

PCBB: Politically Correct Barf Bag

TCFTS: Too Chick Flick To Stand
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 16, 10:26am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I knew these cars were unreliable.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 16, 11:08am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I thought the Uhaul shortage was from homeless stealing them and turning them into mobile campers.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 16, 11:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Telling a patient he/she is going to die is the most reliable medical prediction. What, how, why, when and where are a little more tricky.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 16, 1:47pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Where there is a profit, there is a knife for hire.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 16, 3:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Why would one want to miss a day without playing turd hopscotch on BART?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 16, 3:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

WookieMan says
I'm actually surprised I don't see more crafty, hipster guys/gals converting old Uhaul's into campers. I'm sure it's being done, but I don't see anything like that in the Chicagoland region. Although we do live next to Indiana, capital of some of the shittiest campers made on the planet. So we get some cheap prices on cheap campers.

In Santa Cruz, a homeless crazy/on probation/drug addict camped out in front of a library. He said it was public property and he was entitled. When he was told to get his crap camp out anyway, they were gratified to see him come back with a U-Haul to take his stuff away. That was, until they found out he stole the U-Haul.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 16, 3:33pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I heard there is a sequence where Southern Belles dance and swirl in their gowns, and then at the end simultaneously remove and pelt Black Panther with their sopping wet panties, begging for his boner.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 17, 9:58am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Gee, you'd think that over the Pacific the virtue signal would weaken a bit.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 17, 3:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

"You stupid DoctorFucks, I almost slipped on that blood!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 17, 3:41pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Routine in Santa Cruz, too. Same crazies/druggies have been picked up as many as three times in a single day, released, just to go out and offend again as soon as they are back on the street. Even if they are on probation, nothing happens. Probation means they are supposed to go back to jail if they re-offend? Not in SC.