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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 17, 3:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Vladicakes fucking Trumpy's face on pay per view would make enough for him to hire a real lawyer.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 17, 5:05pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Better: Trump took it in the face after Putin plowed it into his ass.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 17, 8:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Well, all you people rejected a perfectly reasonable and merciful solution for the disposition of DISEASED! INVADER! spawn:


But the libby traitors refused to see reason.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 18, 7:35am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        


Outlaw the use of any currency but crypto currencies for speculating in real estate and you'll have the PERFECT! ECONOMY!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 18, 8:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Why do you people hate innovation?

You want everyone in AMERICA! to end up dead like that dystopian wasteland CANADA?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 18, 10:00am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        


And to think TRUMPLIGULA! managed all of this while he sucked a RUSSIAN! OLIGARCH!'s dick.


  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 18, 1:52pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

In 2019 Putin will kick Trump out of the chair in the Oval Office and assume the PRECEDENT!cy of AMERICA! and chain Trump to the desk where he can blow Putin on command, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 18, 9:24pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What could be MORE! MAGA!

Putin pulling his dick out of Trump's ass and ordering to LICK! THE! SHIT! OFF! OF! IT!



  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 19, 5:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

That's so silly.

JFK would not blow Khrushchev.

Trump would be blowing Khrushchev on TV, sucking the shit off his dick after he pulled it fresh from Trump's bleeding asshole, like the heroic patriot he is and was imagined by the Founding Fathers.

JFK liked fucking girls in the White House pool, like a normal president.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 19, 8:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Ceffer says
Snuffing stogies on the foreheads of beggars isn't trickle down, it's Caligulan Splendor in action.

  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 20, 4:21am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

PUTIN'SBITCH! and PUTIN! announces sale of AMERICA! to a "nice guy from Irkutsk both of us can trust."
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 20, 4:24am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

These investors must be compensated for their life-destroying loss of value.

There may not be enough money in the universe!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 20, 4:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

This is why PUTIN'SBITCH! is so excited to suck off KIMFUCK!, too.

"He kills millions by working them to death! I get so wet thinking of the mayhem he inflicts on pathetic innocents!," PUTIN'SBITCH! told the AP.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 20, 8:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Aphroman says
What is with the unrelenting sodomy? Has his appetite for getting reemed from behind always been so insatiable?

Yes, even as a femmebitch, Trump has an outsized need to be savaged rectally.

This is why his wives sleep randomly with homeless guys they encounter in NY.

Melania may or may not be the greatest anything but a normal guy would spend his waking hours with his face between her legs.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 20, 8:15am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Trump has a reasonably titanic need to be humiliated that extends to humiliating America.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 20, 11:13am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Libbies are just upset because Putin is right about everything, including his demand that Trump watch his teeth when he's sucking Putin's dick.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 20, 1:09pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 20, 2:09pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If anyone can afford to live indoors, the market is underpriced!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 20, 6:22pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Compromise is what caused 80 percent unemployment, pandemic uninsurance rates and 1000 per cent losses of stock exchanges since 2009. Only PUTIN! and his BITCH! can save AMERICA! exactly as the Founding Fathers commanded.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 20, 11:15pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

PUTIN'SBITCH! Industries' deserves virtually zero interest rates to keep his money laundering scam going because MAGA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 1:40pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If you can swim to the beach from Catalina Island, you're free to stay there until the sniper sees you.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 4:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Republicans are excited by the thought of SUCKING! OFF! a REAL! LIVE! DEATH-DEALING! dictator and thrilled to see a REPUBLICAN! PRECEDENT! being FACE!-FUCKED! live on TV by a REAL! LIVE! DEATH-DEALING! dictator, exactly as the Founding Fathers demanded.

"BEETCH! WATCH! FUCKING! TEETH! BEETCH! DOGK!," advice that Putin spat at PUTIN'SBITCH! is practically an Amendment!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 4:17pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

They spent it on Philippino boy hookers. The SS refused to kill them and dispose of the bodies when Eric and Donnie were done with them. Dad had their private security detail take care of it but the SS guys on the detail are completely sideways about having to secret guilty knowledge acquired on detail. It's kinda novel even for these guys.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 4:28pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Stalin killed tens of millions of libbies - the wrong kind of leftists - and for that he is a HERO! OF! FREEDOM! as is HIS! HEIR! AND! PROGENY! PUTIN!, master of the BEETCH! WHORE! DOGK! PRECEDENT! TRUMPLIGULA!




  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 4:47pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

This really means Putin will brick Trump into a wall with a hole large enough to fuck Trump's eager face.

Putin will invite visitors to Stalin's Party Hole to similarly abuse the god-king of AMERICA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 4:48pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I was in Kenya twice during the Obamfuck administration and he was there both time, fucking goats in the streets and shouting Allah Akbar!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 5:21pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The NON-conservatives, NON-GOP voters are so twisted they fail to celebrate an AMERICA!n PRECEDENT! sucking off a DEATH-DEALING! RUSSIAN! DICTATOR! as the Founding Fathers commanded, that's how FUCKED! IN! THE! HEAD! the libby cunts are!

  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 7:30pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Hey, who on Patnet has read the underwriting commentary to the note from Deutsche Bank, you know the margin notes from the guy(s) who actually had to review the paperwork and underlying documentation before the instrument was cut and funds released?

No one? Nobody. Wow, because all the Trumptucks sound totally certain there is nothing there and that everything Mueller has interrogated is pure fabrication, confected by an AMERICA!-hating jihadist marxist flower child.

OK, ladies, here's the fucking story:

Even if Mueller has made up everything that has come out in the indictments, all granted, complete and utter fabrications confected by an AMERICA!-hating psychopath who just accidentally killed communists with his bare hands, that fucking note is completely and utterly unimaginable to anyone I've spoken to in the banking industry and the regulatory sector, each of which had a fair insight into it from different authoritative trade sources. No, ladies, monographs from Credit Suisse analysts are not fake news composed by transgendered penguins who worship Allah and wait for an opportunity to destroy AMERICA!

Fuckface Trump, due to his fatuous sense of personal entitlement, has entered into so many fucking lawsuits over the years, his personal and Trump Org finances are fairly well known, in contour and extent of resources. By no contemporary metric available to banking industry insiders does the Deutsche Bank note make any sense at all and, in fact, is a complete abuse of resources, requiring decade+ time horizon from a known lawsuit crook and bankruptcy fraud artist just to imagine discharging the fucking thing.

The only way it could make sense is organization-destroying warrantees committed to by Trump and Trump Org, something fuckface would never agree to, or third party guarantees with pre-attached assets ready and available for Deutsche Bank to liquidate.

If the big scandal was about Trump fucking goats, he'd be on TV bragging how tight goat cunt is and selling FUCK! GOAT! CUNTS! AGAIN! hats.

Between the German federal banking police and the guy Mueller brought in from New York, we're going to get all the detail on that note and in that the real source of Putin's control.

It won't be sexy, or bizarre, or twisted as we would hope, but it will tell the story of an impulsive guy down on his luck who sold his influence to someone or someones who could make rain for him in a way that is fortifiable in a referral as treason under laws contemporary to 2016 and likely long before.

I wish it weren't so but ladies, for your sake, don't get too attached to this poor guy as PRECEDENT!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 7:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

My fear is that the data that will lead to the coup de grace will be so quotidian, so unsexy, that no one will find it interesting enough to get excited about.

So this company and this shell's principals signing this note and agreeing to support its amortization at x schedule is hugely evil stuff?

Patnet deserves weirder!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 8:04pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

It's a house coat.

It's big enough to attach a harness to IHLary's back and buttocks that Huma can ride in and eat out IHLary when she is on tour.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 8:19pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Huma tore off the drapes from the windows of the hotel and wrapped them around IHLlary
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 8:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Trust me, no one had a poll on the public's opinion on 'The Nixon Obstruction of Justice' situation before the impeachment proceedings were filed.

No one had a poll on 'The Iranian Whack-Job' situation before Sirhan was arrested for shooting RFK.

Prosecutors don't generally run polls about who they're going to indict and stuff into prison to be raped to death by neo-nazi cannibal serial killers.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 8:58pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

No coverage of anything in 1974 is like anything we experience today. People ducked out of work to watch the hearings or people at work grabbed TVs and it was covered as was the possibility of impeachment and the complications of recently retiring VP Agnew for his own crimes.

True, a lot of coverage is repetitious regurgitation of the AP but the seeming ubiquity of Russia coverage is caused by the fact that there is so much historical information about the connection between Trump's businesses, Trump and Russia/Soviet's government-connected organized crime syndicates that even primitive correlative exercises drawn between that corpora and the activities of Trump Org and Trump Campaign operatives starting in 2016 yield apparent insights.

A lot of the product would be artifactual to the establishment of a forensic narrative to explain the movement of funds, laundering vehicles (e.g. properties, mortgages & engineered discharges, commercial loans & engineered discharges) and personnel but a lot of them would be provocative enough for a prosecutor or a working journalist to ask if the money flow and principal's decision cascades are indicative of a quid pro quo being established and resolved.

The reporting work is shoddy enough that a lot of the research product produces more noise than signal, in part, because data on the Deutsche Bank note is required to clearly establish the motivation for the Trump campaign to accept favors from frightening characters. Today's Russian mobsters were hardened in Siberian gulags and they settle fights without rancor using power tools against flesh. They just rip people to shreds.

When the details of the note come to light, my sense is that Trump himself will come clean under advice from a normal attorney who actually wants the guy to live and take care of his kids (I've worked with a score of lawyers from IP guys to trial lawyers and to a man they address the welfare of the client; never ever experienced goons like this Cohen character), and request the protection of himself and his family from Russian organized crime and their operatives in the Russian government.

Trump's future as president is pretty certain. It will be short and weird. The question for me is whether or not the Trumps end up under some kind of long-term protection scheme and live on as a strange ghost cult for Trumpettes to worship and demand its restoration.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 21, 9:29pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

MrMagic says
If there was any "There" there, Mueller should have it.

Mueller does have the story. Like any good cop or prosecutor, he asks no question he doesn't already have an answer for. To make a referral for prosecution, however, he has to have a case that can be fortified by validated documentation and testimony by first-person participants who observed the procession of the scheme first hand. Most of what you see is preamble to Mueller cutting deals with first-person participants.

That takes time and a good deal of back and forth with savvy, motivated attorneys who will argue to the last to get their clients off the hook.

Mueller's people have issued indictments for five Americans and a Ukranian guy who helped set up accounts for money laundering in the deal and what is interesting is what has been left off of their writs. This is what Mueller is holding back to trade for cooperation, a classic tactic.

The 12 Russian technical operatives are required in order to fortify the narrative of the establishment of services for the campaign by unregistered foreign agents of an adversarial government and to close the circuit of this story.

Even a hysterical victim of TDS like Mueller has to thoroughly describe the crime, the perpetrators and in cases like this: the mechanisms for delivery of instruments of trade.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 22, 4:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

steverbeaver says
I dunno AFUCK... his whole case seems compromised in its impartiality.

You can look this up. Cases are not invalidated simply because an investigator thinks or knows the subject of the investigation is a fucking scumbag. FBI, Secret Service and USPI agents can and do zoo subjects they are going to put away as part of the process of disorienting and intimidating their targets and softening them up. In fact, I can cite some hilariously confrontational scenes I've been told about by LE agents and regulators who've observed cases they've followed or referred themselves.

I'm glad you're a Trump supporter as democracies fail from lack of engagement, and flourish with participation.

However, you and some of your fellows need to be disabused from the theory that 1) cops and prosecutors' conclusions are invalidated unless they are - and act as - preternaturally bloodless, opinion-free automatons. If that were so, targets would only have to show up in court and say, "Sniff! Your Honor, that terrible investigator from Secret Service showed up with all these intimidating treasury guys with bad attitudes about my business and said they were going to 'stuff [my] ass' in jail where 'assholes like you belong'," and the court would throw out the case on the principal of prosecutorial un-niceness or something. And 2) that you are somehow privy to what is going on in Mueller's head and that he is some kind of deluded TDS-deranged libby flower child who is simply having a tantrum because IHLary told him to nuke Trump and is spending his days making random shit up because he hates Trump.

None of that is true and has anything to do with the fortification of the case that will be exposed in impeachment proceedings and/or subsequent criminal prosecutions.

First, federal cops are perfectly free to believe and say anything that comes into their heads in the development of their cases and, in fact, some of them are among the most hilariously ribald people you'd ever want to encounter. They are free to hate the targets and know with certainty that they are scum as much as they are FREE! to admire their criminal genius and innovations. Welcome to Freedom. Those same federal cops know that they'd quickly find themselves isolated if anyone were to ever suspect their work arrived with questions of process integrity or factual veracity.

Secondly, from what I've seen of the case in the trades, Mueller is a steady grind. His tactics are plain vanilla and his strategic execution is competent. I've no reason to get close to it, outside of some desultory inquiries into the FinCEN fine against the Taj in 2015. Still, guys like Manafort and Gates and Flynn and even the operational jokers he's tapped have resources available that would make short work of leveraging prosecutorial abuses to short circuit Mueller's cases against them. So far, from the cases I've reviewed against some of the participants and peripherals, no one has squeaked 'the meanie made it up' in court and had their cases dismissed.

The question for you and your fellows to ask is why is the Trump organization's response to forego addressing the facts of the inquiry to date and to dismiss Mueller's investigation and everything it's uncovered to date as the fantastic, fact-free product of an unhinged partisan hippy and a crew of deluded partisans spouting completely and obviously unfounded conspiracy theories?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 22, 5:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

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