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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 14, 10:47am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Remember, FUCKFACE! is the universal pronoun.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 14, 7:50pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DIE! GOLDEN MU! MU!!, FUCKING DIE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 15, 12:23am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Landlord will be forced to hire snipers and light fires in their stairways.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 15, 7:52am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Housing is underpriced. Ask anyone who owns a house.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 15, 8:42am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The Yale degree directs the graduate to the correct dicks to suck to get a high paying zero-stress management 'job' at MEGA!CORPS! In cases like Bush II, he would spend his life with dicks in his mouth, so it only changes the penises' provenance.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 15, 12:43pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AMERICA! needs to subsidize investments in shacks so that RISK! TAKERS! are guaranteed 100x flips, exactly as the Founding Fathers commanded!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 15, 1:50pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You start and run your own business.

Or dad hold's out a colleague's dick for you to suck.

Or kill dad and seize and loot the business.

Your choice.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 15, 3:31pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

George Soros at a bean burrito on the way up and stuffed his ass into the elevator shaft on the 89th floor and farted.

Because he hates Freedom.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 15, 5:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HEYYOU says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
You start and run your own business.


Well said!

Without 2 wasted years in college like that HEYYOU asshole.


Oh, that guy! Enough of him! Who isn't ignoring him these days, anyway?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 15, 11:07pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Anything smaller than M134 should be banned.

If you're going to defend home and hearth, you need firepower that will dismember attacking criminals, mercenaries, zombies, etc, not wing them or wound them in ways that allow them to keep attacking.

M134 will allow families to tear invaders clean in half, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 16, 6:35am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Plastic school kids will have higher survivability rates in machine gun attacks!

WIN! WIN!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 16, 4:46pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Not as much as we need guaranteed 100x returns for risk-taking flippers.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 16, 7:24pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CornPoptheOriginalGangster says
And because, from the very beginning, despite the "Don't Be Evil" Claims, the entire point of Google was to collect and sell personal information.


You read the Age of Surveillance Capitalism yet?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 16, 8:38pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That's easy.

Flip or forfeit.

If you don't sell within a year of purchase, all proceeds of the sale after a year are taxed at 100%.

Easy.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 16, 11:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Trump is bored with sucking PUTIN! dick and wants to inhale MBS schlong for a change.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 11:48am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This won't change until school kids are packing M134 when they walk to school.

Cop fucks with them, they get sawed in half with belt-fed FREEDOM!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 11:48am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why do diabetics hate success?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 11:49am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He should be selling MAGA! vape cartridges at his hotels.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 1:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

My store has YAMS! and AMMO!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 1:09pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SHOPPING! IS! A! FILE! FORMAT!

GET USED TO IT!

The new retail is a marketplace of orgiastic distraction and depraved indulgence.

People want to drive around in auto-pilot Personal Brothels, being sucked off while shooting at homeless people and stopping only long enough to take a delivery of their Amazon crap or sushi, all paid for with Libra Loans.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 1:09pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Our only hope is TAX! CUT!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 3:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Soros calls up the Supremes and tells them, "GIVE THE NEGRO ALL THE GUN AND THE MONEY AND KILL WHITE PEOPLE! HAHAHAHAHA! THEN GIVE TO LEDDIES WITH THE DICKS!"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 4:22pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Insulin manufacturers are WINNING! and that has nothing to do with dead diabetics.

Why do you hate winning?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 4:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why weren't the cunts in the planes shooting?

ASSHOLES!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 5:07pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The whole idea is to be beamed aboard and then OPEN FIRE! on alien freak asses.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 8:07pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hahahahahahaha!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

He's gonna die with a boot on his throat and a neonazi dick in his ass!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 10:17pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AND! FUCK! THE! EXIT! WOUND!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 10:24pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why aren't any of these kids shrieking SEIG! HEIL! until blood comes out of their eyes.

What's the use of being a kid?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 17, 10:51pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How can normal kids not stomp around a school like this without screaming, "EYE AM CLAIM DEE ARYAN PRIVILEDGE! SO BEING TO ZUCK MY DEEK!, COMMIE! DOGZ!" ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 18, 8:31am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Lewandowski should have pulled out M134 and strafed the communists on the committee and had sex with the exit wounds, exactly as the Founding Fathers commanded. What a disappointing cunt.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 18, 6:09pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DIE! FUCKING! DIE!, COMCAST!, FUCKING! DIE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 19, 8:59am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The people want COAL!-POWERED! kindergartens!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 19, 9:00am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

YES! OBAMA! ORDERED the AIR! FORCE! to spend every night at a TRUMP! property and hold out PUTIN!'s dick to make it easier for TRUMP! to SUCK!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 19, 9:18am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's time for KOCH! INDUSTRIES! to hire Chinese and Russian mercenary teams to take out tyrannical solar farms and wind farms and restore FREEDOM! to AMERICA! because MAGA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 19, 11:08am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They expect what they get - which is a front row seat to watch their president's head bob up and down in the laps of criminal tyrants and fascist industrials while grunting and gagging violently and being slapped contemptuously by his clients.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 19, 11:14am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

COMMIE! CUNT! Lilly and Squib will have snipers on the hill within the hour. She'll regret fucking with BIG! PHARMA! when she feels her scalp split into massive chunks and hears the shot ring out.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 19, 11:17am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

LET EUROPE GO SHARIAFASCIST!

THEN AMERICA! CAN NUKE WITH IMPUNITY, DEPOPULATE THE CONTINENT AND RECLAIM IT AS FIFTY-FIRST STATE!, exactly as the Founding Fathers COMMANDED!

MAGA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 19, 11:41am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

USAID should be building TRUMP! golf resort hotels in Europe because there is no diplomacy like GOLF!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 19, 5:17pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

PRECEDENT! TRUMP! can order the National Guard to take out all the windmills and solar farms with a phone call.

As soon as Kock Industries gives him the right incentive!
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