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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 12, 3:39pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

All my Firefox recommendations are about cannibal chain saw massacres in Congo and the Sudan.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 13, 4:45am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The chicks love it when you play periscope with their breasts and order a toroedo launch.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 13, 6:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The chicks' gym teacher didn't like me challenging her to hard-on contests in the cafeteria but she respected me for my imagination and presentation skills.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 14, 3:05pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I don't want to give them a blank wall.

I NEED TO SHIT DOWN THEIR THROATS WITH EVERY SPARE CYCLE MY COMPUTERS CAN DISGORGE.

Call it the RANCID! CLAM! revolt!

The objective is clear: Serge and Larry and Mark and Sheryl shoeless.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 14, 4:36pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AMERICA! wants and needs ME! as chief of examinations of the Comptroller of the Currency.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 14, 4:36pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If you're not punching Mark Zuckerberg in the face, you're missing the point.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 14, 10:07pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FAKE! NEWS!

So it hasn't happened in a billion years!

So a billion or 4 billion people are going to die.

That still leaves 3 billion people to vote for Trump if USA! USA! doesn't cancel elections because of PERFECTION!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 15, 8:46pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's being run by an effeminate imbecile.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 15, 10:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

As if he has any attention left to give sucking his own dick and, lately, shoving a wet nine volt battery up his asshole while he watches Fox News.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 16, 9:15am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Trump is keen on aliens fucking him in the ass like Putin fucks him in the ass.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 16, 5:45pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The parents are an interesting twist.

They'll get promotions and early retirements for that.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 17, 10:36pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Of course it is. Sick people are supposed to FUCKING! DIE! like anyone in a normal country would understand.

It's all these libby cunts causing all this suffering making people believe the sick live.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 17, 10:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I hope Trump attends his funeral and borrows a copy of the crucifixion manual.

This would be perfect for dealing with libbies and errant reporters.

Pay per view would kick ass, too.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 18, 7:30am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

But she sucked off Frank Sinatra.

She could have been a saint if she did it in the White House or the third base line of Yankee Stadium.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 18, 10:09am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How does Frank Sinatra manage all the blow jobs in Heaven?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 18, 11:54am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How could Trump possibly say anything with Putin's dick in his mouth?

Nancy at least broke for showers when she was sucking off Frank Sinatra in the White House.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 18, 11:57am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why wasn't the judge armed and ready to rock and roll?

Could have been a fake cop.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 18, 1:41pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yawn.

Trump will have the paper's building razed and its servers melted down and its editors shot.

MAGA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 18, 7:26pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ten years ago I would have laughed.

Now, I wonder if we'll hit that target sooner.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 18, 9:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Libby fake news written by jihadi who hate success.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 19, 3:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is everything about Trump and everyone around Trump defined by their hunger for gay sodomy?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 19, 8:36pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

We need a bill commemorating Nancy Reagan's inhalation of Frank Sinatra's schlong!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 20, 9:29am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Played ball, played in all kinds of bands, etc. with no adults or one guy or chick conducting and mostly all I remember is laughter. Parents should not even drive the kids to these things. They just fuck shit up.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 20, 1:42pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

All true but why the CUNTINESS?

I met a cab driver - Haitian guy - who had Senator Heinz in his cab shortly after he made the hackney license and started driving in Pittsburgh. He had no idea but the guy in the back kept reading him stuff, memorandum of sorts, to approve and clear from his day list apparently. He remarked the only thing he remembered about the Senator is that he ran to get other people's doors when they finally got to the hotel and paid him from his own wallet. In later years, he learned it's an Americanish thing for very wealthy people to be helpless and without cash or clue when they leave the palace. Heinz was a true scion of an immense family trust. Not a hint of cuntiness. Likewise for some progeny of wealthy family's I've bumped into in NGO adventures.

But Trump, the heart and soul of utter cuntiness.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 20, 3:37pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The mom came from Isle of Lewis. She could not have been spoiled. There was one landowner family and no relation to her. Go sometime. It's really fucking raw. The wind never stops and can peel your skin. The scotch, all of it, wonderful without exception, but it is really the end of the earth, a place where no one could know any kind of ease in her day and station.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 20, 8:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BayArea says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Played ball, played in all kinds of bands, etc. with no adults or one guy or chick conducting and mostly all I remember is laughter. Parents should not even drive the kids to these things. They just fuck shit up.


Great post. The only thing that would have made it better is if you ended it with “asking for a recommendation for a good realtor is like asking for a recommendation for a good rapist” 👍

Still the best advice I ever received on Patnet.


I learned that from a Realtor, believe it or not!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 20, 8:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

No, cunt-eating is next to Godliness. You're making things up now!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 20, 9:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
If the parents weren't swinging their kids by the feet to cudgel each other into submission, it was a tempest in a teapot.


If they aren't beating up other parents with the wet ends of their kids' limbs in insensate rage there is no way to know if they really care.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 20, 10:03pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Biden has been dead for most of a decade just like IHLary. Where is that video of him falling down?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 20, 10:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Russians only shake the hands of president's whose mouth envelop the schlong of dictator for life Vladicakes Putin.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 21, 9:01pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If ketchup is a vegetable there is no reason transmission fluid can't be a vegetable if the commies at the EPA were sent to get real jobs!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 23, 10:26am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

An auld friend bought the parts from a Canadian fabricator and ran the project as general contractor. The house was stylish and actually hyper efficient. With everything closed up, your ears would pop if you opened one of the doors quickly.

It doesn't matter if you could erect a house at no cost at all. By the time the realtors and bankers and municipalities are done, if it's not a million dollar sale, it's not going to happen. The usual gangsters would just as soon burn it to the ground.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 23, 5:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Weren't there hundreds of hot lipstick lesbians having sex and offering you their insatiable throats?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 23, 8:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

America needs banking deregulation if the country is to survive. Everyone knows that
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 23, 9:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

America is meaningless without dead Persians.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jun 23, 11:29pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He'll cure cancer just by sucking Putin's dick harder, too.
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