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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 5:27am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Weld won't stop drinking long enough to run a campaign.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 11:21am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"ALEXA! PLAY A SOUND TRACK FOR TYRANNY IN AMERICA! AND DELIVER UNTO MOI A BIG FUCKING BOX OF CARAMEL CORN!"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 11:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why should OPPORTUNITY! have a LIMIT! ?

WHY! do you HATE! OPPORTUNITY!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 12:09pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"ALEXA! MAKE THE CHEERLEADERS FUCK!"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 12:12pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She married a goat.

GET IT RIGHT!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 12:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXA! MAKE REV HAGGARD FUCK BEZOS!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 12:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXA! MAKE BEZOS YELL! FUCK ME! HARDER!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 2:09pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXA! PEE IN BEZOS' MOUTH!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 3:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXA! BURN DOWN THE CHURCH THAT BEZOS IS FUCKING LAUREN IN!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 5:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is what CLEAN! COAL! CARS! are like!

ONLY LIBBY CUNTS SUPRESS THE TECHNOLOGY!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 6:55pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dershowitz admitted she was 12 but adamantly insisted "she had the body of a nine year old!"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 10:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The data shows that Trump’s America First policies to close the trade gap haven’t had their desired effect. Americans are importing far more from abroad than they are exporting—imports grew 7.5% while exports increased only 6.3%.


What’s more, Trump’s $1.5 trillion tax cut enacted in late 2017 served to further fuel the deficit. The government had to borrow to pay for the cut, and some of those dollars came from foreign investors.

DUH!

DUH!

FAUHFHAHHFDH! MERRGGGA!


DONNIE!

MAGE!

MMMMMMOOOOOO!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 10:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MABE!

AMMEBBA!

GWABE!

ABIN!

BABABBA!

YAAAGAGAGA!

DONNIE!

MAKE!

MOO!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 17, 5:32am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

OH! DUH!

DONDIE! WINS! AGAIN!

Tags Cups Pay Dor Demmselfs!!!!

MAGA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 17, 8:26am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Census takers should be armed.

Encounter a DISEASED! INVADER! and respond immediately.

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Give people a good feeling to know their tax dollars are at work and want to participate in the census.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 17, 8:44am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I read it on the Internet.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 17, 2:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Kavanaugh's only failure is not murdering and raping the cold corpse of a better looking teeny bopper.

His job is jurist as glory hole proprietor.

Everyone knows that.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 17, 8:39pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The show needs hott lesbians to make out to legitimize it as art.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 18, 9:46am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yes and they should be formed in the parking lots of the stadiums or fields or wherever they play an hour before the game.

The band should practice seven days a week.

And the cheerleaders should fuck everyone in the audience twice before the game is over.

This would fix college football and AMERICA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 18, 3:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The rise?

This is the only reason that the AMA signed onto Obamacare.

It was daily discussion and barside conversation at AMA conferences at the caps and limits that were leaving doctors stranded with patients who could not finish regimes under their health insurance plans. Once doctors had to start plotting treatment regimes around the insurance plans or, in the name of basic humanity, advising them on how to negotiate around these impediments, the story was written.

In fact, this had been increasingly happening since the 1980s and (ISIS collaborators and strongholds of ultra-leftist libby AMERICA!-hating) outfits like Mercer Meininger warned everyone in plain language what the results could be of the increasing hollowing out of insurance plans.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 18, 3:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Barr will turn on him next.

The 'stand-up guy' Trump imagines doesn't exist.

The next investigations fro the districts will make Mueller's inquisition look like a may pole dance.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 18, 4:44pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yes.

Simple rules.

Divide student body in half.

Cancel classes.

Everyone stops by the liquor store on the way to the field.

Coin toss winner goes first. Coin toss loser gets the designated sniper.

Band get to pick the winner in case of complete wipe out of both teams.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 18, 10:15pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

QANON will clear this up any day now
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 18, 10:19pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is why Sarah Fuckabee should be packing and eating rancid clams.

Lying lugenpresse asshole asks 'When will Trump stop murdering and eating babies?' BLAM! she puts a round through them and then takes a monster shit on his face.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 19, 9:53am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

OBAMA AND ISIS ARE ORDERING THE BROWN JIHAD TO KILL THE WHITE MAN! AND BREED! HIS! WIFE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 19, 4:08pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Cash is completely outmoded, given what we're facing.

It's yams or ammo, from here on out.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 19, 4:13pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Trump is exactly like GOD!, only better!

If he shot babies in the face and fucked the exit wounds, he'd be lauded as a Christlike figure defending AMERICA! against AMERICA!-hating Libbies and their jihadi brethren who hate AMERICA!, JESUS!, FREEDOM! and WHITE! people.

When Trump decides that non-billionaires should be stuffed face first into wood chippers, it will only be proof that is exactly what God wants and that Jesus was wrong about everything.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 19, 4:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

There is no reason that teams can't be picked in the parking lot before the game by some kind of contest like a hard-on contest.

No drug tests because you wants hundreds of guys showing up on PCP rampages to take out the opposition by eating their throats and turning into the crowd to answer fire from the designated sniper.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 20, 5:37am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HEYYOU says
breitbart men


Brietbart was a twink, just like Trump.

You can't help but detect the HINT! OF! MINT! in the way they speak.
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