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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 11, 8:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

None of this abuse of 7-11 would have been necessary if it weren't for the criminally imposed 13th Amendment.

Time to do the right thing that only TRUMPLIGULA! can do and repeal it summarily in the name of FREEDOM!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 12, 5:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

What THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY! really wants is to travel back in time and reverse Sullivan v NY Times because it is apparent he has no idea at all the principles by which libel laws are structured in the US.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 12, 6:04am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Patrick says
shipped back as soon as they get uppity.


Shipping is an onerous cost.

Owners should be able to shoot the excess bodies the moment they become unprofitable and write off the cost of the bullets, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 12, 7:36am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Give us your incredibly HOTT! lesbians with IQs of 728; your wanton, nubile chicks with nine-figure bank accounts; your insatiable harlots who yearn for ever more schlong unless they're volunteering for three ways with REAL! AMERICA!n MEN! when they're not making us sandwiches.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 12, 7:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

If Norway isn't sucking TRUMPLIGULA!'s dick, does Norway have any meaning?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 12, 7:45am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

If Norway isn't sucking THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY!'s dick, can Norway have any meaning? Can Norway have any claims to legitimacy?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 12, 7:47am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Why isn't THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY! having Haiti sterilized as the country is so obviously distasteful to him?

He is entitled, after all!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 12, 11:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

AMERICA! will only accept NORMAL! Norwegians who shriek SIEG! HEIL! until blood comes out of their teeth, vote REPUBLICAN! and believe deeply and totally with every last fibre of their being in market-based medical insurance and will defend the PURITY! and GOD!liness of unregulated, totally FREE! markets.

The jihadist marxist Norwegians need not apply.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 12, 11:15am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I would like to merge my DIE_BankofAmerica_FUCKING_DIE! account with my AFIA account if possible, please, Poobah Pat.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 12, 9:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Could White be besting Trump with the ultimate arrogation: suck my cunt or God'll nuke ya ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 12, 10:22pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

They no likie DONNIE!

DONNIE! MAKE! MOO!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 11:27am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I think any real conservative can understand that child rape is a normal sacrament!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 12:09pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Great idea for putting State Department Personnel to work doing something useful for once!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 2:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

PLANES! GO! BOOM!

DONNIE! MAKE! MOO!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 4:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

At least Michelle had a dick!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 7:45pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Yes, I! AM! SHOSTIKOVITCH! YOU! FILTHY! CUNTS!

and DON'T! YOU! FORGET! IT!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 7:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

TwoScoopsPlissken says
Bring back the CCC. From Maine Forest Roads to cleaning up our Federal Parks, we can employ a million bums and deadbeats year round with Room and Board and $2/hour jobs (plus another $3/hr for oversight, shelter, food, medical care which is probably over generous). Anybody can apply for a 90-day stay, and Judges can require it in lieu of prison for vagrants and low-level drug users and poor deadbeat dads. That would be the male bum side of the Unwed Mother's Homes.

Temporary Shelter in Summer and/or Permanent Bunkhouses in Winter, with pre-packaged meals to be supplies by local small businesses and restaurants.

For about $12-15B/year we can get a million bums off the street while improving our national infrastructure. That's less than what we spend on NASA.


You crazy leftists and your spend, spend spend.

Small businesses can shoot the vagrants and write off the bullets in celebration of the perfection of markets, exactly as The Founding Fathers and Jesus commanded!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 8:01pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This is exactly why you should spend a lot of time in your garage with the door open, drinking Jack and oiling your Gatling gun and masturbating and describing to passersby the sound of flesh being turned into porridge and why it makes you so hard.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 8:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

BOOM! NORWAY! ALL! MOO! EBBYWHERE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 8:54pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

SHE! PULL! DONNIE! WEE! WEE!

WEE! WEE! MAKE! SPEW!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 8:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

NOBAY! MAKE! PLANE!

BOOM!

PLANE! MAKE! MOO!

DONNIE! GENIUS!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 9:19pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Do you mind if TRUMPLIGULA! holds onto your ears when he stuff your bonus in your face. AMERICA?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 9:52pm   ↑ like (7)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

HAHAHAHA!

Next, they'll be fighting hyperinflation of costs of yams and belt-fed ammo.

These commie cunts are fucking doomed.

Worthless houses, country over run will millions of bug-eyed rape-crazed rag heads.

Overpriced yams and belt-fed ammo.

The surviving government will be begging to be nuked in a few months.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 10:02pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Ceffer says
Can I be ambassador to ImmenseHirsuteLesbia


Trump thinks it's a great idea and wants us to send video back to Kellyanne of your swearing in.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 10:43pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

A lot of women bosses don't care if a women offers them tweetee.

"Listen, cunt, put it away. I have one of those!"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 14, 5:32am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Nice.

As long as you can keep them from talking you can give them out as party favors to visitors dropping by to pay tribute to TRUMPLIGULA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 14, 3:25pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

What bubble?

Housing in the states is still practically free compared to normal housing markets like Monaco, London and Singapore, you know, places where there might be jobs posted.

There is no reason a condemned 3/2 in Flint with a water supply that can melt flesh should be valued at less than 141x the GDP of Slovenia.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 14, 3:40pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

BorderPatrol says
thanks for making this.


You welcome!

Send it down every list you frequent and attach it full resolution to every email you send and encourage everyone you know to use it everywhere they can.

DONNIE! MAKE! MOO! is the meme of the 21st Century!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 14, 3:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

WHY does TRUMPLIGULA! hate real estate?

How can he BETRAY! us?!!!!!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 14, 4:32pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Satoshi_Nakamoto says
No-no-no! First I get $3M for my shack and then and only then you can have your hosing bust 2.0!


OH!

OK!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 14, 4:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

cynn says
It's not disgusting enough. Needs some pee as well.


Sometimes you have to focus and give up every last iota of disgustingness to make a point.

DONNIE! MAKE! MOO! is Trump's headstone statement and the axiom by which the baby boomer generation has lived its lives.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 14, 5:40pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

ONLY JESUS! knows His suffering?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 14, 7:12pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The book would have done a lot better with fisting sequences and a human sacrifice in the White House.

FAIL!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 15, 6:20am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

TRUMPLIGULA! is so much BETTER! THAN! JESUS!

Jesus was hated because he was a wimp and ended up being crucified and good for fuck all.

Even if they got TRUMPLIGULA! nailed to a cross, he would have ripped himself down and kicked ass on his betrayers!