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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,378,410 views  35,983 comments

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25137   goofus   2023 Jun 2, 12:29am  

Ceffer says

Using the Satanic inversion decoder ring, it means that WHO is lying to dissuade from one thing to lure into another that is actually harmful.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/23697


WHO is probably looking for any heart disease culprit that is not their safe and effective vaccine.
25139   zzyzzx   2023 Jun 2, 8:38am  

Just came out as a heterosexual, unvaccinated, white male to my leftist parents!!

The dinner table went dead silent. Mom started crying. Dad stared down at his bowl of soy and mashed up heart medication, literally shaking. Jamal, my Mom's live-in boyfriend, shifted awkwardly in his seat. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife. Until now I had been living a lie. I had told them I was a fully boosted, non-binary, trans adjacent woman (whatever that is) who identifies as half-BIPOC, half-Latinx. To keep up appearances, I even shopped at Target and drank Bud Light.

"Why are you defiling the humble sanctity and quiet joy of Pride Month like this, Moonstone?" my Mother cried as she applied six masks to her face and backed up from the table until she was six feet away.

"That's another thing," I blurted out, "I'm going by Jack now."

"This is a phase, it'll pass," Dad stammered, shaking his head, his jowls flapping about like Boss Nass. "We'll get you down to the nearest vaccination clinic. The nurses there will set you straight about COVID, and then once you're double jabbed and boosted we can get you a therapist to help cure you of your toxic masculinity and disgusting heteronormativity."

"Have you tried not being an anti-vax plague-rat?" Mom chimed in, wringing her hands. "Think of what this will do to Grandma, you'll literally kill her!"

I stood firm and told them I wasn't going to get vaccinated.

"Where did we go wrong?!" Mom sobbed, clinging to Jamal as Dad quivered behind them, nursing a throbbing erection through his skirt. "Was I a bad birthing person?! I did everything Reddit told me to!"

"Get out," Jamal hollered through his N95, "fucking plague-rat bigot scum."

I slammed the tuck-friendly bathing suit my Mom gave me for my last birthday down on the table and stormed out. Later that evening my Mom put up a cryptic post on Facebook about the dangers of "Qanon", "5G microchip conspiracy theories" and "misinformation", and then blocked me shortly afterwards.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CoronavirusCirclejerk/comments/13xojnk/just_came_out_as_a_heterosexual_unvaccinated/
25140   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:34am  

Sole Man. Biden Actor's staged prat fall showed soles of no known shoe according to an internet observer? Military issue for a military actor? I wish they would rip that silicon shit off that guy's face and show him to the camera.



25141   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:40am  



25142   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:46am  

All of the cadets continued laughing even as Biden Actor did his pratfall. They know a comedy act when they see one.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30561
25143   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:50am  

Another one of the good guys gets kabonged.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30561
25144   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:57am  

All of you poor, toiling poindexters, suffering the dim illusion that the Ivies have a meritocracy layer, enjoy your forced vaccines and this kind of educational strawman garbage pap. Maybe you'll make it in somewhere as a corporate apparatchik. Meanwhile, the only real education is for the unvaccinated illuminati secret handshake elites in the 'inner university' and the private clubs.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30580
25145   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 10:05am  

The fate for pedophile whistle blowers awaits you in your future if you don't submit to the master control AI. Your social credit score drops too low, and you are intransigent, your car's facial recognition will identify you and your car will be flying off a cliff or headed for that brick wall at 120mph. If they enjoy killing whole plane loads of people to get one person, you and your vehicle are a mere trifle.

https://t.me/taboo_science1/2485
25146   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 10:51am  

Nazi collaborator from childhood, condemned and disavowed by Jewish groups, nonetheless, Soros avails himself of Romulan Cloaking device of antisemitism. “If it’s good enough for the Khazarian Mafia who invested in Hitler, it’s good enough for me!” Examining the roots of persecution and purging the pretenders?

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30589

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/06/soros-gets-bad-news-ingenious-group-rises-cant/
25147   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 10:54am  

Time to do a Maxwell Smart? "Would you believe it was only a free lunch? Would you believe 100K, but it was an accounting error? Would you believe a measly million?"

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30590
25151   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 11:19am  

No, but there are lots of pix of Hunter having sex and cocaine parties with your fake daughters, even a picture of Malia's credit card used to chop cocaine which is exactly the same as your credit card.

25152   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 11:22am  

Stack of lies require more lies to prop them up. This sack of drizzly shit is another Globalist joke.

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/3146
25153   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 11:30am  

What we can be sure of that the same forces that brought us the Covid Fraud will be orchestrating the death toll figures as well. There will be no reliable statistic that will show the extent of their walk away poisons effects because press and government collusions. In terms of first degree of separation, my brother dead less than two years after vax, my wife's brother dead 10 months after vax, many first and second person reports of deaths and pathologies post vax. Attributions are not nearly tracking due to societal denial and ongoing propaganda. We never even heard of anybody having fake Covid at anything closer than third person reports, but lots of proximate morbidity around vax.

https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/29019
25155   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 12:03pm  

Simon says what's good for the PM is good for the illegals.

25164   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 4:49pm  

Not necessarily a deep blue state, but definitely a deep voter fraud state since about 2006 at least. When Soros started his campaign to inject his Kommie fecal impactions into Secretary of State for various target states, he started with Nevada as a testing ground in 2004. When successful there, he moved on immediately to California. Election fraud has gotten progressively more audacious. Now, mail in ballots preferred. In person voting requires no ID, you can use a machine (built in fraud) or have a ballot printed. The printed ballots go into a hamper and aren't even counted when the machine ballots show that things are trending toward the voter fraud candidate, surprise that.

Pundit Juan O Savin says California is one of a group of States in which election fraud will likely have to be unwound by the military.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/106768

https://thelibertydaily.com/is-commiefornia-actually-a-red-state-plagued-by-massive-widespread-voter-fraud-for-decades/
25165   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jun 2, 6:36pm  

Shit Birds!


25167   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 10:13pm  

"Alameda County judge robbed at gunpoint of Rolex near courthouse"
Finally, some justice?
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/alameda-county-judge-robbed-gunpoint-18130874.php#

"An Alameda County Superior Court judge was robbed at gunpoint Thursday morning of his Rolex watch, wallet and other personal items, the Alameda County Sheriff’s Office said in a tweet.

June 1, 2 p.m. The robbery happened in Oakland just before 9 a.m. in a parking garage near 13th and Madison streets, about a block from the Alameda County Superior Courthouse, the sheriff’s department said. "
25168   ElYorsh   2023 Jun 2, 10:31pm  



25169   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 10:55pm  

If you watch this vid, you can see that Biden Actor was doing a whole Buster Keaton fake senile comedy skit for affect. No wonder the cadets kept laughing.
25170   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 11:05pm  

Wasn't old, wizened, alkie Nancy, but her new, younger Actor model, but we get the point.
25172   richwicks   2023 Jun 2, 11:15pm  

ElYorsh says






How does anybody know that's Nancy Pelosi? You can't see her face. This could easily be misdirection.
25173   AmericanKulak   2023 Jun 3, 12:06am  

Traumatized Clippy found on Hunter's Old Laptop

25175   Ceffer   2023 Jun 3, 11:12am  

Tired of lying to American People directly, disgraceful neocon shill sees if he can feed any Satanic whoppers to the Arabs for a while. "I think they are good for a few lies and fake promises that we haven't tried yet. Also, we will continue our color revolution in Sudan while pretending to broker peace."

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/46996

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