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4486   Ceffer   2022 May 18, 11:11am  

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says


I hope this isn't a Real Doll replacement part.
4487   pudil   2022 May 18, 1:56pm  

gabbar says




Not saying the dude isn’t justified in not wanting to work mandatory overtime, but if your commute is an hour you need to move or find a new job.
4488   Onvacation   2022 May 18, 5:39pm  

The Race
4489   Onvacation   2022 May 18, 5:40pm  

If that didn't make you smile you have no heart.
4490   Ceffer   2022 May 19, 1:31am  

Sucker and co-dependent without proper boundaries is a bit more pithy.
4492   Karloff   2022 May 19, 7:52am  

HunterTits says




The one turned backwards, or doesn't have a label, or is labelled something boring like "Trip to the Badlands '76" is almost guaranteed to be... Porn.
4493   GreaterNYCDude   2022 May 19, 8:15am  

pudil says

gabbar says




Not saying the dude isn’t justified in not wanting to work mandatory overtime, but if your commute is an hour you need to move or find a new job.

Not sure if this is real or not, but I had an hour plus commute, each way, for over a decade.

Here's some obvious gaps in logic...

Unless your working 7 days a week you have days off to attend to the "other things" (running errands, taking care of house, etc.)

Why not wake up at 530? You can't wake, shower, shave and let the dogs out in 30 min? I'm not a morning person, so much so that I'll shower and lay out my stuff the night before so I can get an extra 15 or 20 minutes of shut eye.

How long is this mandatory overtime for? If it's a week to get over a hump or meet a deadline, suck it up buttercup.

If it's the new normal, or the company has a history of working employees to the bone, that's a different story.

Why waste time typing up a memo? Talk to your supervisor first. Explain the situation one on one. If you need something in writing after the fact to CYA, fine. To start with a memo comes across as passive aggressive.
4494   Onvacation   2022 May 19, 8:20pm  

Shrubby
4495   Undoctored   2022 May 20, 6:14pm  

“Shrubby”? They also used to call him “Smirk.” Yeah, he was one of our funnier presidents. Very special kind of multi-layered humor. I think at least half of those “Bushisms” were done on purpose. He knew what he was saying. He was just playing the fool, laughing at us laughing at him. My favorite was when he said in his criticism of the economy of France that the French don’t have a word for entrepreneur. When I first heard that I thought what an ignoramus! Now I think what a genius!
4497   Patrick   2022 May 22, 8:00pm  

https://notthebee.com/article/someone-tracked-everything-john-daly-ingested-during-the-first-round-of-the-pga-and-its-the-stuff-of-legends


Someone tracked everything John Daly ingested during the first round of the PGA Championship and it's the stuff of legends ...











Kinda nice that a plebe can be a world-class golfer.
4503   Bd6r   2022 May 25, 8:35am  

4504   Bd6r   2022 May 25, 8:36am  

4505   Ceffer   2022 May 25, 11:32am  

DooDahMan says
I have yet to hear any moderately joyful Finnish music

Scandinavian music in general seems like a dysphoric, Baltic hebephrenia. I have learned to like it a bit more for some reason, it must all be related to gray skies and long, harsh winters.
The Finns do have something called 'Finnish Forest Funk' which is a little more lively. They have some YouTube vids of them wagging their bottoms to it. My wife and I have watched a few Finnish detective shows on Netflix to escape the woke pablum. They are pretty good. Their SWAT teams look absolutely formidable and ferocious. They also have that love hate thing with Russia, but the shows seem to indicate that the roads between St. Petersburg have mostly token border crossings.
4506   Bd6r   2022 May 25, 11:50am  

DooDahMan says

The facial expressions go right along with the traditional music - my mother was from Finland. Nice people more or less but the music and such is hard to deal with.

I have yet to hear any moderately joyful Finnish music - my Mother loved slavic music - anything but the creations from her homeland.

Finns are OCD as a nation, and cheerfulness is rare there - I've visited a couple of times. They need to drink heavily in order to be able to communicate with other humans.
The OCD part means that if they decide to do something, it is done correctly and efficiently (like killing Russians in 1939-40).

About music, Säkkijärven polkka is semi-cheerful in music but not lyrics and has interesting historic connotations, Another one of their folk songs is Ievan Polkka (Lumberjack version is fully).

And lets not forget the worst music video in history of mankind...Armi & Danny - I Wanna Love You Tender - they are also Finnish.
4508   Bd6r   2022 May 25, 1:01pm  

Ukraine instagram:

4509   Bd6r   2022 May 25, 1:01pm  

4510   Bd6r   2022 May 25, 1:02pm  

4512   Tenpoundbass   2022 May 27, 6:55am  

DooDahMan says


I always like the Lockhorns, it was the only Comic my Dad would read in "the Funny Papers" before handing it off to the one of us kids.
I can't believe that as of 2021 the cartoon is still going. The guy must be in his 90's. Or at least his cartoons even back then seemed to be of middle aged content.
That was over 45 years ago.
4513   Patrick   2022 May 27, 9:29am  

DooDahMan says




Religion has many good aspects: belonging, meaning, a set of ethical rules, most of which are good.

To completely throw out religion is misguided imho. It's throwing out the baby with the bathwater.
4515   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 May 27, 12:26pm  

Patrick says
It's throwing out the baby with the bathwater.


Planned Parenthood entered the forum
4517   socal2   2022 May 27, 5:38pm  

HunterTits says
Karl Marx. And what where the biggest atrocities committed in the name of Marxism?


Secular Marxist movements managed to kill more human beings in 50 years then all "religion" combined over 2,000 years.
4518   Onvacation   2022 May 27, 10:25pm  

Failed Vasectomy.
4522   richwicks   2022 May 30, 12:48pm  

socal2 says

HunterTits says
Karl Marx. And what where the biggest atrocities committed in the name of Marxism?


Secular Marxist movements managed to kill more human beings in 50 years then all "religion" combined over 2,000 years.


This is a bit disingenuous because religion kept the population uneducated and small and in poverty for nearly 2,000 years after Rome fell. Once we were free of that, we went through very rapid development. The biggest discovery really was natural gas and oil deposits and our population exploded.

It was in this context that so many people could now suddenly be killed.

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