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Penguins shoot 'poop bombs' more than 4 feet, incredibly important study finds


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2020 Jul 10, 7:06am   1,232 views  6 comments

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If the Olympics awarded medals for long-distance pooping, penguins would take home the gold.

These tubby, aquatic birds can squirt arcing jets of poop to distances nearly twice their own body length, and scientists recently calculated just how much force their tiny rectums produce in order to do so — and how far the poop can fly.

https://www.livescience.com/pengins-projectile-poo.html

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1   Onvacation   2020 Jul 10, 7:08am  

Your tax dollars at work.
2   just_passing_through   2020 Jul 10, 7:09am  

This is equivalent to AF eating some yams and face then bending over and shooting the proceeds 10ft!
3   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 10, 8:22am  

Albatrosses can projectile vomit 20 feet.
5   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 10, 10:54am  

just_adhom_preaching says
Yeeeuck!


It's a defense mechanism to keep Blue Footed Boobies and other predators from eating their young. They aim for the eyes, it's highly acidic and sticky, and birds don't have the best methods for cleaning their eyes.
6   Ceffer   2020 Jul 10, 11:12am  

Tenpoundbass says
Blue Footed Boobies

Sounds like girl I once knew (and wish I could forget).....

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