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Man Had Sex With Stuffed Animals At Target


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2019 Oct 24, 6:51am   1,877 views  14 comments

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http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/olaf-targeted-642935

OCTOBER 23--A Florida Man yesterday sexually assaulted a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” inside a Target store, according to police who arrested the fiend on a criminal mischief charge.

As detailed in a criminal complaint, Cody Christopher Meader, 20, entered the retailer around 2 PM Tuesday and approached a display of merchandise featuring characters from the Disney film “Frozen.”

Meader, seen at right, selected a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and proceeded to place it on the floor of the Target in Pinellas Park. He then began to “dry hump” the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated on the merchandise,” a cop reported.

Meader returned the soiled Olaf back to the display before entering the toy department, where he “selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.”

After consorting with the stuffed animals, Meader, who lives in St. Petersburg, was detained while still inside the store. After being read his rights, Meader reportedly “admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff’ and admitted that he had ‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal.”

The stuffed items, cops say, were “removed from the store floor” and destroyed.

According to the complaint, Meader’s father told police that “def has a history of this type of behavior.” Court records, however, list no prior criminal cases against Meader.

Charged with criminal mischief, Meader was booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor count. He was released from custody last night after posting $150 bond.

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1   Shaman   2019 Oct 24, 7:29am  

zzyzzx says
--A Florida Man


This is all you had to say...
2   CBOEtrader   2019 Oct 24, 7:36am  

Dan's post pat.net life adjustment has been rocky
3   Y   2019 Oct 24, 7:46am  

What were the sex of the dolls so we can properly designate this variation of sexual species...
4   NDrLoR   2019 Oct 24, 8:26am  

Quigley says
This is all you had to say...
Portland, Seattle, California, Florida--often all you need to know about any of those places. In two of those case it's the whole state.
5   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 24, 10:55am  

This is horrible systematized oppression of the differently sexualized.
6   richwicks   2019 Oct 24, 11:18am  

Well, to be fair, this could have turned out considerably worse if this man had gone to a petting zoo.
7   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2019 Oct 24, 11:39am  

Toy Story 5: They Must Be Believed!
8   Bd6r   2019 Oct 24, 11:43am  

#believeFloridaMan
9   Rin   2019 Oct 24, 12:50pm  

I have an idea ... pay for the demand toy and then, it's your property and you can shag it to your heart's content!

Seriously, does anyone have any commonsense anymore?
10   richwicks   2019 Oct 24, 1:34pm  

Rin says
Seriously, does anyone have any commonsense anymore?


Pretty certain the guy either has a problem with drugs, or is just mentally impaired. I read the whole report, his father stated this had happened in the past. It's near the bottom of the report.

Defendant has a history of this type of behavior via his father (not on scene).


Honestly, I feel sorry for the father, and probably ought to feel badly for the kid. Very well might be mentally a child stuck in a man's body.
11   Ceffer   2019 Oct 24, 2:56pm  

I thought cannibalism and public ejaculation were protected rights in the Florida State Constitution.
12   CBOEtrader   2019 Oct 24, 3:42pm  

Rin says
I have an idea ... pay for the demand toy and then, it's your property and you can shag it to your heart's content!

Seriously, does anyone have any commonsense anymore?


No. The kid is 20, probably fat and told his masculinity is toxic his whole life. Then he heard about his friend at college who asked a girl out and was expelled for eye rape.

So no, this boy is devoid of common sense by design.
13   Ceffer   2019 Oct 24, 3:48pm  

Musta been confused. He thought it was 'Target's Incel RealDoll Audition Day'.

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