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To understand Donald Trump, look in Ozzy Osbourne's pants

By BayAreaObserver   Mar 16, 5:06pm   5 links   527 views   7 comments   watch (0)   quote      

Call it a sequel to Diary of a Madman: Trump, like Ozzy, breaks the rules not because he must but just because it feels good.

Today, I’d like to address Donald Trump fans by using Ozzy Osbourne’s penis.

It’s a shame this is necessary. But since previous efforts to reach you via facts, history, common sense, logic, rational discourse, reason and empirical evidence have failed miserably, I’m now forced to rely upon a dong metaphor.

Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. Grasping the uncanny parallels between Trump’s antics and Ozzy’s groin will not be easy at first. But it’s preferable to waking up one day in a cold sweat and realizing the world is burning and America, once a shining city upon a hill, is now a darkened village in an isolated valley under tyrannical rule where long forgotten democratic ideals are fossilizing in the sludge.

Anyway, Ozzy and wife Sharon briefly split up last year. In many ways, this ungluing of doting spouse and her mumbling vampire of a husband is eerily similar to how Trump is now breaking up with American values by jotting down “It’s you, not me” on the Studio 54 napkins stacked in a doodle drawer titled Executive Orders.

Let me explain....

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1   Tenpoundbass   1194/1196 = 99% civil   Mar 16, 5:11pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I think of him more of Donald Garcia than a Donald Ozborne.
He's a verbal jamband virtuoso and his rally audience are cool decent people, I like being around.
It's the Liberals that show up and want to make it into a Statanic Mosh Pit.

2   BayAreaObserver   720/720 = 100% civil   Mar 16, 6:01pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I think of Trump as more fitting of this fine classic featuring Ozzy. God only knows the lyrics fit Trump to a "T", same with title of the song. Trump is creating his own personal Satanic Mosh Pit otherwise known as his mind, well along with Steve Bannon.

Note: Lyrics included for those that could never understand them, never knew them or just how well they fit our current President’s state of mind or that of Steve Bannon.

3   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   1204/1204 = 100% civil   Mar 16, 6:11pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

In the end,
Trump will end up in a wedding dress,
chained to a pipe in the shower in Leavenworth, bleeding to death
grunting commands no one can understand because the neonazi serial killer
is fucking his vocal chords while the guards bet on how long he'll last before choking to death.

Trump is what America is all about.

4   Quigley   745/750 = 99% civil   Mar 16, 8:09pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

This is a great example of Leftist idiocy masquerading as news.

5   BayAreaObserver   720/720 = 100% civil   Mar 17, 7:48am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

"This is a great example of Leftist idiocy masquerading as news." - They had good teachers in Alex Jones, Glenn Beck and Mark Dice.

"TARD" - What is this TARD of which you speak ? Is this short for Retards like we have occupying the current administration ? Trump should hire someone with a first name of "Leo" so they can have a "Leotard" running around with "Retards"...

Trump and the Trumpeters are doing their very best though to revive a long gone television program...

6   BayAreaObserver   720/720 = 100% civil   Mar 17, 8:26am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Now go look in the mirror. All I see is this:

or this

tell you what...I gotta go give the dog a bath, I'll look to see if I can find another mirror somewhere.

In the meantime, perhaps you can reflect why Sean Spicer looks so much like this guy but is so freaking stupid in comparison...

7   jazz_music   801/802 = 99% civil   Mar 20, 8:11pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Your doggie will appreciate his bath very much, blessings be upon you.

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