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By zzyzzx   2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   ↑ like (13)   ↓ dislike (9)   43 links   212,635 views   931 comments   watch (1)   quote  

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892   Straw Man   213/213 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 15, 10:03am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Dan8267 says

Straw Man says

Um, why is the janitor wearing a sexy little black dress and pumps? Why aren't the janitors where I work like that? I mean hot, not ugly and wearing that stuff.

Because she's not a janitor?

And how the fuck you determined that the broad is "hot" and "not ugly" from a 30x30 pic?

893   Straw Man   213/213 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 16, 1:43pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

894   Booger   209/209 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 17, 7:17pm  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

895   BayAreaObserver   145/145 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 20, 3:39am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

896   zzyzzx   416/416 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 20, 7:42pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

897   zzyzzx   416/416 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 22, 11:44am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

898   Straw Man   213/213 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 24, 8:40am  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

899   BayAreaObserver   145/145 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 28, 2:24am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Here's an amusing video of course I suspect not all will agree.."widow at funeral meets Jesus"

900   iwog   748/748 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 29, 7:32pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

901   iwog   748/748 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 30, 4:45pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

902   Dan8267   1841/1862 = 98% civil   private mesage   Mar 30, 5:07pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

How did he take the picture?

903   zzyzzx   416/416 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 31, 6:49am  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

904   Dan8267   1841/1862 = 98% civil   private mesage   Mar 31, 5:56pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Future Republican voter...

905   Dan8267   1841/1862 = 98% civil   private mesage   Mar 31, 5:58pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  


Trust Fall Fail

906   Tenpoundbass   747/748 = 99% civil   private mesage   Mar 31, 6:09pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

907   Dan8267   1841/1862 = 98% civil   private mesage   Mar 31, 6:11pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  


Salt Shaker Prank Vine Compilation

908   Dan8267   1841/1862 = 98% civil   private mesage   Mar 31, 6:13pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

#t=38.08

Best Funny Salt Shaker Trick Vines Compilation April 2015

909   Straw Man   213/213 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 5, 5:10pm  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

910   Booger   209/209 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 6, 4:16pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

911   Tenpoundbass   747/748 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 6, 4:29pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

912   Tenpoundbass   747/748 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 6, 5:44pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

913   Patrick   1376/1376 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 6, 10:18pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Not funny. Post in different thread.

914   indigenous   246/246 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 6, 10:33pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Patrick says

Not funny. Post in different thread.

Which one?

915   MuchDate   16/16 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 7, 3:52am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

916   Tenpoundbass   747/748 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 10, 12:29pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

917   indigenous   246/246 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 10, 1:08pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

?

918   Tenpoundbass   747/748 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 10, 1:16pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

indigenous says

?

There was a point in the mid 70's a reoccuring theme of people dying or dangerous pitfalls for the Heroes was Quicksand.
It seemed almost every Television show and many movies wrote it into the script.
Then around the late 80's they started debunking they myth of quicksand. The truth is people are more boyant than quicksand. Most people will only sink up to their waiste.
Coastal muck is more dangerous than quicksand. Your foot can get caught trapping you when the high tide comes in.

919   indigenous   246/246 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 10, 1:26pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Oh ok thanks, I didn't know that about quick sand must of missed the memo on that, I still thought it would suck you under. The reason I always stayed clear of the swamp.

In Alaska people get killed every year by getting stuck in the muck and then being drowned by a super fast rising tide. (so fast people can actually surf it).

Maybe something the Wogster can take up in his new residence.

920   Tenpoundbass   747/748 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 10, 1:32pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

921   Tenpoundbass   747/748 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 10, 1:53pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

So I guess you could use that same performacne art concept to make a Sheet metal scuplture of the Windows 95 desktop mechanics work.

922   Booger   209/209 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 10, 5:43pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

923   Dan8267   1841/1862 = 98% civil   private mesage   Apr 10, 6:04pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Booger says

Makes perfect sense. Whenever and wherever children are unlikely to make it to adulthood, parents have many children as insurance for their genes. The greater the survival of children, the fewer that are produced. This was also true of white people in the 1800s when they would have five or six children expecting half to die before adulthood.

It's an evolutionary defense strategy.

924   Straw Man   213/213 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 11, 10:23am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

925   Booger   209/209 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 11, 6:30pm  ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

926   Tenpoundbass   747/748 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 11, 8:49pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Straw Man says

Is it really Propagand if you know it's propaganda, but still like it?

927   Straw Man   213/213 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 12, 10:38am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Tenpoundbass says

Is it really Propagand if you know it's propaganda, but still like it?

Vlad's face works really well on babushka.

928   Booger   209/209 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 12, 5:14pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

929   BayAreaObserver   145/145 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 17, 12:00pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

930   Booger   209/209 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 19, 3:46pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

931   Booger   209/209 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 21, 5:50am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

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