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https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-has-obtained-the-biden-controlled-fbis-top-10-most-wanted-list

Under Joe Biden, the FBI is laser-focused on hunting down the most dangerous people in the country, the worst of the worst. And now, they need your help! It is time for every American to do their part and keep a lookout for these horrendous villains, the FBI's Top 10 Most Wanted:

The sandbag that almost killed Biden: A Bourne-level assassin, but with no moral code.
Teenage girl praying silently outside abortion clinic: Do not approach this dangerous criminal without SWAT team backup.
The dad from Bluey: A non-stop fountain of heteronormative hate crimes. Lock him up!
The invisible man who goes to all of President Biden's speeches, offers to shake his hand, but quickly pulls his hand away leaving Biden to look like a fool: The guy's like a ghost.
Campbell Biology 101 Textbook, 11th Edition: Millions have been assaulted by its basic explanations of sex and gender.
Flight of stairs: Has made several attempts on the President's life. Approach with caution.
Your grandma: You may think she's sweet, but she's just one Ben Shapiro podcast away from storming the Capitol with crochet needles. Turn her in!
Donald J. Trump: Subject to change on the off chance someone else ends up being Biden's election opponent.
Mom who asked school board not to give porn to her nine-year-old: The level of barbarism is sickening.
Jesus Christ: Rumored to be leader of a dangerous sect known as 'Christians'. Followers say He will return, so keep your eyes peeled!

You're unlikely to ever encounter a more terrifying group of miscreants in your life. But don't worry, the FBI is on the case to rid the world of these dangerous threats once and for all!

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld/status/1725978132686274966

lol they aren’t fooling anyone

This kind of stupid play-acting is why the FBI needs to be entirely eliminated, starting from the top.

https://notthebee.com/article/report-shows-that-the-fbi-dropped-investigation-into-known-pedophile-to-instead-focus-on-january-6th-the-man-went-on-to-molest-a-10-year-old-boy

Report shows the FBI dropped investigation into known pedophile to focus on January 6th. The man went on to molest a 10-year-old boy.

The FBI was actively investigating a predator who had sent homosexual pedophilic pornography to an undercover FBI agent, had all the evidence needed for an open and shut case against him, but then dropped the investigation to focus on January 6th.

Because the horn-hat guy is more dangerous than a child rapist, I guess.

On January 6, 2021, the FBI explicitly chose to abandon a sting on a child pornographer in Virginia who was messaging with an undercover agent about having sex with a nine-year-old boy, opting instead to focus on prosecuting Donald Trump's supporters who stormed the U.S. Capitol. Less than three years later, the FBI discovered the same man living in Alaska where he appears to have been performing sex acts on a 10-year-old boy, according to court documents.

Absolutely, completely, totally preventable.

But the FBI's priority is persecuting Trump supporters.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/spooked-friday-november-23-2023-c

It seems New York Mayor Eric Adams is about to get the full Andrew Cuomo treatment, and in a tender spot. Politico reported the story yesterday headlined, “Eric Adams accused of sexual assault in 1993 in new legal filing.” In case anybody missed the connection, Politico also ran a clumsy companion story headlined, “Joe Biden once embraced Eric Adams. Don’t expect that anytime soon.” So.

1993! The alleged sexual assault — kept under wraps for all this time — allegedly happened literally thirty years ago. You’ll recall, I’m sure, that President Trump was also recently sued in New York in a similar dusty, antique ‘sexual assault’ case. New York’s “Adult Survivors” Act allows for these types of super-stale, decades-old claims. The claims might be ancient, but they are still exquisitely useful against any inconvenient politicians who the Biden Administration dislikes.

Mayor Adams’ problems are mounting. Although he hasn’t been indicted for anything — not yet — a phalanx of FBI agents is undisguisedly and quite publicly investigating him over murky allegations of doing some kind of favors for unnamed Turkish officials after allegedly receiving some kind of vaguely-described benefits from that country. And all of this legal activity swirling around the Mayor gives corporate media tons of chances to write hit-piece articles about him using words like “embattled,” “accused,” and “kickbacks,” and constantly reminding democrat readers that Adams and Joe Biden haven’t spoken in over a year.

The anti-American criminal organization known as the FBI keeps files on everyone for use when convenient.

Exactly like the old East German Stasi did.

Well, Adams is an appointed implant, so he musta known the rules of the Illuminati Masonic racket going in.

https://slaynews.com/news/federal-judge-gives-fbi-14-days-hand-over-evidence-seth-richs-murder-case/

A U.S. federal judge has just dropped the hammer on the FBI and ordered the bureau to hand over all evidence and files the agency has on former DNC staffer Seth Rich’s murder case.

27-year-old Democratic National Committee (DNC) employee Rich was murdered on July 10, 2016, in the Bloomingdale neighborhood of Washington, D.C.

Rich died about an hour and a half after being shot twice in the back.

The perpetrators were never apprehended.

Police suspected he had been the victim of an attempted robbery but none of his possessions were taken.

Rich’s mother told NBC’s Washington affiliate WRC-TV: “There had been a struggle.

“His hands were bruised, his knees are bruised, his face is bruised, and yet he had two shots to his back, and yet they never took anything …

“They didn’t finish robbing him, they just took his life.”

Rich has long been suspected to be the source who infamously leaked the emails of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign to WikiLeaks in the run-up to the election.

PumpingRedheads says

Shit I might end up in gitmo.

Woops, a US Congressman said there was over 200 agents or human assets in the Jan 6 Capitol affair, and that it was the FBI that was leading the calls for violence both on Jan 6 and the days and weeks leading up to it.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/chilling-u-s-rep-clay-higgins-claims-to-expose-fbi-involvement-in-jan-6-riot/ar-AA1kTH7K?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=89da8b428a7b4686861eb27bc91ee052&ei=23

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/hammer-time-saturday-december-2nd

Fox News was the only network to include the most relevant fact in its headline yesterday, which explained, “Derek Chauvin prison stabbing: Ex-FBI informant inmate charged with attempted murder of ex-Minneapolis cop.”

Here’s the timeline. Two weeks ago, Scapegoat of the Empire and former Minneapolis police Officer Derek Chauvin filed a new motion to overturn his murder conviction in the arrest death of recidivist criminal George Floyd. Chauvin’s new motion cited ‘new evidence’ proving he never caused Floyd’s death.

Then, one week later on the Friday after Thanksgiving, an inmate shanked Chauvin twenty-two times before being pepper sprayed and subdued. Leaking like a sieve, Chauvin remains in intensive care.

Attacking inmate John Turscak, 52, who is not black, allegedly told investigators that he picked “Black Friday” for the attack out of solidarity to “Black Lives Matter,” which is about the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. See, both names have the word “Black” in them. You get it? Not too brilliant.

So last week I just chalked the attack up to subhuman intelligence and paid it little attention. Until yesterday.

Yesterday, news broke that Mr. Turscak, who was due to be released in just three years, isn’t quite the moron he’s pretending to be. In fact, he’s a former FBI informant who worked undercover in violent Mexican drug gangs. Available records show Turscak helped the FBI obtain over 40 indictments.

But now the FBI says it disavowed the undercover operative, since he was dealing drugs.

It’s not perfectly clear how the FBI supposes an undercover agent pretending to be a member of a violent Mexican drug gang is supposed to avoid dealing drugs, and still maintain his cover, but what do I know? I’m just a lawyer, not a sneaky FBI undercover agent manager.

So, as you can well imagine, wild speculation is now running rampant about Turscak’s FBI connections, and whether the attack on Chauvin was really a government-sponsored assassination attempt. Who knows? Three years ago I would’ve written it all off as a kooky conspiracy theory. The FBI? Assassinating cops in prison? Nah.

But now? Now that I’ve seen how the FBI weaponized Facebook against citizens during the pandemic? And after I’ve helped some January 6 defendants and talked to many other attorneys in those cases? In other words, now that I’m a conspiracy realist?

I say: let’s wait and see how the facts develop.

https://patriots.win/p/17rmO8slsI/christopher-wray-says-fbi-couldn/c

Christopher Wray says FBI couldn't admit Hunter Biden laptop was real because it was 'an election season'

Patrick says

Christopher Wray says FBI couldn't admit Hunter Biden laptop was real because it was 'an election season'

Funny, that did not stop the FBI from pushing a known to them false Steele dossier.

https://notthebee.com/article/trump-just-said-he-wants-to-make-dc-the-jewel-of-america

Trump believes the FBI, as an institution, can be saved? And that DC should be our "crown jewel"?

@bonchieredstate
This is quite literally the opposite of what every MAGA person has ever told me they want.

What in the world?

... Meanwhile, fellow GOP candidates Vivek Ramaswamy and Ron DeSantis both had plans for the FBI that involve, well, the end of the FBI:







And DeSantis:

@DeSantisWarRoom
DESANTIS on Trump calling for the FBI to have a “new and spectacular” headquarters in DC:

“NO! That’s part of the problem with the FBI. They’ve become overrun with DC politics — you need to take it out of DC. That’s how you drain the swamp.”

I'm with Vivek on this one.

The FBI itself has become nothing but a criminal organization dedicated to protecting corruption at the highest level, like the overtly treasonous Biden family.

Patrick says

"Trump believes the FBI, as an institution, can be saved?"

No, he didn't say that. He was talking about the building, nothing else!

Dang...a piece in the MSM is calling for the FBI to be disbanded.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fbi-court-filing-after-mass-search-and-seizure-of-innocent-americans-treasures-hints-it-knows-it-did-wrong/ar-AA1mwv3B?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=8aefab95b2ac46669d2ce00f2ebae35a&ei=12

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1743724117113602512

This the smartest, best informed account of what actually happened on January 6th.

Interview with Clay Higgins.

The FBI is obviously criminal scum, planning for months to entrap people who were legitimately protesting the unnecessary Wuhan Virus lockdowns, the fraudulent mail-in ballots supposedly justified by the lockdowns, and the completely fraudulent "election" with those fraudulent ballots of treasonous impostor Biden.

The FBI has destroyed America. They subverted elections, prevented justice, and killed all trust in government.

There is nothing left of America as long as the FBI exists and the FBI conspirators remain untried for treason and unhanged.

The reason they remain unhanged is the other criminal scum at the DOJ, which is denying justice and protecting the Biden Crime Family. Everyone at the DOJ preventing justice must also be tried and hanged. There is no other way that trust in government can ever be recovered after such a fundamental betrayal of the country, of all of their oaths of office, and of basic humanity.

Now it is up to all Americans to continuously and publicly demand these hangings for the worst treason in American history. The more we all talk about justice, the closer we will get to it.

https://slaynews.com/news/bidens-fbi-makes-three-more-jan-6-arrests/

Democrat President Joe Biden’s weaponized FBI is still arresting people over the Capitol protest of Jan. 6, 2021.

The Washington Times reports that, on Saturday, the FBI arrested three Florida residents for their involvement in the protest.

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-hilarious-pranks-to-pull-on-the-fbi-agents-tapped-into-your-phone-line

Chances are, if you're reading The Babylon Bee, you're already on a watch list of some type. But now that the FBI listens in on all of your phone calls, you can at least come up with some creative ways to mess with them.

Try a few of these classic pranks the next time you're on the phone:

Say the school board protest has been moved somewhere else: When the FBI sends a whole SWAT team to the wrong location, they'll look SO STUPID! HA!
Mess with their heads by saying "Trump is an insurrectionist dictator" alongside "Trump is our savior": They won't know whose side you're on.
Say "Hey, FBI agent, is your refrigerator running?": When they answer "Yes," then say "Well, you better go catch it!" then hang up and laugh. GOT 'EM!
Identify yourself as Hunter Biden and pretend you're ordering a Ukrainian hooker: They'll hang up faster than you can say "bribery scam."
Sing a few bars of a Beatles song every few minutes so they can't play the recording in court: Licensing fees cost a fortune.
Create a fake accomplice named "Mike Rotch": They'll have to officially enter it into court records and it'll be read out loud. It'll be hilarious.
Say "Hey, are those some catholic nuns over there across the street praying at the abortion clinic? Why, I do believe they are!": Then sit back and watch those guys go crazy falling over themselves to go tackle some old ladies.
Call anyone on January 6th and say "The plan is a go. Execute Operation MAGA.": This one is a lot of fun, but you may end up in solitary for a few decades.
Say "asphinchtersayswhat": What?
If you're going to be under federal surveillance, you might as well get a few laughs out of it along the way. Have fun!

https://notthebee.com/article/read-the-replies-to-the-fbi-brag-about-hunting-down-three-more-j6ers

Fucking KGB

Or worse, this starts reeking of Stalin times where you got 10 years for political crimes automatically

There was a story from GULAG where one inmate asks another one what is his sentence and what is he here for

The other answers 25 years and nothing
First one says you are lying, for nothing they give 10 years

Now remember Mr Afrocuban person who got 22 years for NOTHING

UkraineIsFucked says

On another thought, Ray Epps sentence is a clear example of WHITE SUPREMACY and RACISM prevalent in Biden administration. Enrique Tartio got 22 years, no doubt his sentence was 440 times harsher for a lesser crime because he is black…if I had twitter/x account I would be posting this on all liberal feeds.

https://notthebee.com/article/community-notes-destroyed-this-fbi-post-on-mlk-day

Has the FBI ever stopped a terrorist activity that it wasn't running????

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/us-judge-condemns-fbi-while-ordering-release-of-man-in-newburgh-four-case/ar-BB1h068E?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=390d4f26170548dea9a88c688896c130&ei=9