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Shaman
2019 Aug 4, 3:01pm
Shaman
2019 Aug 4, 3:01pm
If the USA goes too Libtarded nutzo, it will become ungovernable in patches, soon spreading to everything outside of the eastern seaboard and finally retracting to the Beltway. The nation will break up into corporate fiefdoms with nations defined as membership in Corporate Rewards programs. I plan to live in The Costco Realm ruled by a benevolent dictator CEO who is elected by the board every four years. Saturdays will be sample days where you can fill up on free pot stickers and hot dog chunks if you’re patient enough to wait in 45 minute lines.
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Ceffer
2019 Aug 4, 3:08pm
Ceffer
2019 Aug 4, 3:08pm
Quigley says
Just avoid the polonium and anthrax samples, designed to eliminate the un-brainwashed recalcitrants. They get them mixed up sometimes.
Saturdays will be sample days where you can fill up on free pot stickers and hot dog chunks
Just avoid the polonium and anthrax samples, designed to eliminate the un-brainwashed recalcitrants. They get them mixed up sometimes.
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