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The egg bearers can be as crazy as they want, they'll still find somebody to fuck them into the next generation.

This is why society USED to have rational guide posts and feedback systems.

HonkpilledMaster says

This year it is noserings.

I'm not sure what it is, but even what would normally be considered an attractive woman, I get completely turned off when I see a nose ring. Never have understood piercings. Ears are fine on a woman, but anything else is just weird.

WookieMan says

HonkpilledMaster says

This year it is noserings.

I'm not sure what it is, but even what would normally be considered an attractive woman, I get completely turned off when I see a nose ring. Never have understood piercings. Ears are fine on a woman, but anything else is just weird.

Obligatory:
www.youtube.com/embed/omY8b-MX9_8

Back when I was growing up, only pigs and bulls had nose rings. Now when I see a person with that kind of big ring dangling directly down from the center of their noise, I can't quite block out the farm-animal memories. Something tells me that these people don't have the same memories of farm animals that I do.

That said, as long as you're not installing those grommet-type rings in your ears or lips and you don't get any nasty infections, the damage isn't permanent. You could still change your mind, remove them, and look like a normal human being.

The same can't be said for tattoos, though. What are people thinking with tattoos? That, I just don't get. They are still going to want that large rose tattoo covering an entire arm or leg when they are 60 years old and all saggy? Well, maybe they aren't thinking anything beyond the next 5 years of their life.

SunnyvaleCA says

Well, maybe they aren't thinking anything beyond the next 5 days of their life.

FIFY

SunnyvaleCA says

The same can't be said for tattoos, though. What are people thinking with tattoos? That, I just don't get. They are still going to want that large rose tattoo covering an entire arm or leg when they are 60 years old and all saggy? Well, maybe they aren't thinking anything beyond the next 5 years of their life.

I'm on the fence on this one. I have one that most people don't even know I have. I don't regret it and never will. I'm not a fan of it on women, but there are few tasteful tats I've see on women that don't turn me off. Even if it's good art and a good tat job, it starts to be a turn off when you can see multiple tats when they're wearing a long sleeve and jeans.

I think dudes mostly go ape shit with tattoos because of small penis. It's a way to cover up their insecurities and deflect attention from their poor persona. I've actually had a guy tell me it creates a conversation about something so he doesn't have to talk cause he sucks at it. At least he was honest I guess.

[S]ame can't be said for tattoos, though. What are people thinking with tattoos? That, I just don't get. They are still going to want that large rose tattoo covering an entire arm or leg when they are 60 years old and all saggy? Well, maybe they aren't thinking anything beyond the next 5 years of their life.
I agree. I had a girlfriend with flowers tattooed on her butt. I mentioned that in time it would become a prairie, then a forest, then an entire national park- all doomed to wilt and sag some day.

I mentioned that in time it would become a prairie, then a forest, then an entire national park- all doomed to wilt and sag some day.

I bet it was pure magic in the bedroom that night.....

they'll grow up when life makes them grow up or die. until then, expect them to stay stupid forever.

georgeliberte says

I mentioned that in time it would become a prairie, then a forest, then an entire national park- all doomed to wilt and sag some day.

My wife calls me 'Mr. Romantic' because I am prone to such educational monologues.

I mentioned that in time it would become a prairie, then a forest, then an entire national park- all doomed to wilt and sag some day.

I bet it was pure magic in the bedroom that night.....

No, I knew enough to wait until the relationship was already doomed.