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Wow no wonder Johnny has been bitter and angry looking lately. Talk about getting craped on.


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2018 Aug 20, 12:24pm   975 views  3 comments

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https://pagesix.com/2018/08/16/johnny-depps-marriage-to-amber-heard-torpedoed-over-poop/

The fight that sent the marriage of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard down the toilet stemmed from a pile of poop he found in their bed, according to a report.

Depp accused Heard of dumping the feces as revenge for being two hours late to her 30th birthday bash – but she called the charge a load of crap, blaming the offensive deposit on her dog, the UK’s Mirror reported.

The troubled “Edward Scissorhands” star stormed out of the couple’s LA penthouse after an explosive argument in June 2016, and a housekeeper discovered the soiled sheets the following day, according to the outlet.

The worker suggested that the poop was too large to be from the pooch, a Yorkshire terrier named Boo, who Heard said suffers from bowel problems.

A source close to the 55-year-old actor told the news outlet that there is “strong, photographic evidence that connected Amber to the feces,” which was left as a “prank.”

But a representative for Heard cited Boo’s “serious bowel-control issues.”

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1   Ceffer   2018 Aug 20, 1:01pm  

The turds had the distinctive Amber curly-cue shape and texture, with identifiable corn from the previous night's meal. Boo-Poo was straight logs with gravy.

You can't fool Johnny, even when he's in his cups.

Perhaps an additional law firm versed in divorce scats.
2   Tenpoundbass   2018 Aug 20, 1:26pm  

Yeah Johnny knows his Shit!
3   NDrLoR   2018 Aug 20, 2:54pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Not normal people.

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