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Miss America Scraps Swimsuit Competition


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2018 Jun 5, 7:36am   4,506 views  20 comments

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"Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition and will no longer judge contestants based on physical appearance, the organization announced Tuesday.

"We are no longer a pageant," Gretchen Carlson, the first former Miss America to be named chair of the Board of Trustees of the Miss America Organization, said on "GMA." "We are a competition.""

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/miss-america-scrapping-swimsuit-competition-longer-judge-based/story?id=55638426

Hilarious.

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1   FortWayne   2018 Jun 5, 8:25am  

What are they going to be judged on?

No one watches that show for "talent", it's all looks.
2   Goran_K   2018 Jun 5, 8:26am  

Who wants to bet ratings plummet for the next pageant?
3   MAGA   2018 Jun 5, 8:29am  

Oh boy, a contest of SJW's. I can always watch porn on the Internet.

Maybe we can get AF to pose for the blog. ?
4   MisterLefty   2018 Jun 5, 9:16am  

Winning!

5   RWSGFY   2018 Jun 5, 9:18am  

What's next - burkas?
6   Ceffer   2018 Jun 5, 9:20am  

No shaving any more! Massive tufts of pelt sticking out of their bikinis and unibrows!

Make it natural, not covered! Immense Hirsute Lesbians in biker tights and boy scout shorts!
7   MisterLefty   2018 Jun 5, 9:25am  

Waiting for the name change.

Mx America.

8   Ceffer   2018 Jun 5, 9:27am  

Does this mean the judges aren't getting laid any more?
9   Malcolm   2018 Jun 5, 9:32am  

Does this mean there is even an event worth watching?

Think about it, a full hour of women sharing their opinions of the world. It is pretty much just going to be watched by women now.
10   Ceffer   2018 Jun 5, 9:59am  

No more "I want World Peace, and a Rich Guy's Egregious Mansion!" It's gonna be "Geld the Chauvinists and Lick Twat, We Don't Need You Any More!"

The closing credits will be their kneeling, raised fat asses in a circle around a feeding bin of chocolate ice cream and banana splits, their crazed eyes glowing as they raise their ice cream dripping faces from the frenzy!
11   zzyzzx   2018 Jun 5, 11:17am  

With so much free porn available on the internet, why would anyone still watch Miss America?
12   Ceffer   2018 Jun 5, 11:59am  

Is a knobby strap on event being added to take up the dead air time?
13   Tenpoundbass   2018 Jun 5, 12:17pm  

Can't wait for a rich guy to come out with the "The Most Beautiful Woman in the World" pageant, and that will be that.
Miss. Universe will just be a SJW pageant where Trannies parade around in Mama Chiquita Dress and a basket of fruit on their heads while Horney old EU Socialists grope them up and call them Miss Universe and crown them with a Tiara.
14   Shaman   2018 Jun 5, 12:34pm  

Malcolm says
Think about it, a full hour of women sharing their opinions of the world. It is pretty much just going to be watched by women now.


Naw, even women don’t want to see that.
15   Rin   2018 Jun 5, 12:38pm  

FortWayne says
No one watches that show for "talent", it's all looks.


Many decades ago, there was an American woman who did have both the looks and vocal talents ...

www.youtube.com/embed/i8O3xCpC6M8

Today, most women are trash.
16   Booger   2018 Jun 5, 2:08pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Miss. Universe will just be a SJW pageant where Trannies parade around in Mama Chiquita Dress and a basket of fruit on their heads
.

That already exists:
http://missdamerica.org
17   RC2006   2018 Jun 5, 2:12pm  

What's the point if its not about looks, sounds like a tranny bull dyke fest.
18   Heraclitusstudent   2018 Jun 5, 4:46pm  

Didn't Playboy also go nude-less?
19   Patrick   2018 Jun 5, 5:48pm  

Attempts to repeal human biology by law or by contest policy are all doomed to fail.

But the attempts will cause immense suffering on their way to failure.

Pornhub at least remains very honest about what men want. They have to be, since men simply will not watch ugly women having sex.
20   RC2006   2018 Jun 5, 6:50pm  

That makes me wonder Patrick what happens if I put ugly women into search bar.....

Lol it's still hot chicks. Figure there might be an ugly fetish not on there.

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