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Happy Easter!

By HonkpilledMaster following x   2018 Apr 1, 2:11pm 1,662 views   11 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


It's another time of year when Post Structuralist, Post Modernists who believe there are no values or certainty and that everything is a social construct, who hate Western Civilization as the sole Oppressor on the Earth, that hijabs are a sign of women's liberation, that minorities should always rule the majority, lecture the world about the cornerstone of Western Civilization and What He Believed - Jesus Christ.
1   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Apr 1, 2:44pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TwoScoopsPlissken says
Happy Easter!


I'm just happy Jesus died for my sins. I think everyone should consider dying for me.
2   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Apr 1, 5:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I wish Jesus hadn't jumped the gun, I'm not through sinning yet.
3   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Apr 1, 5:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
I wish Jesus hadn't jumped the gun, I'm not through sinning yet.


He died for nothing? What a fool.
4   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Apr 1, 5:24pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
Ceffer says
I wish Jesus hadn't jumped the gun, I'm not through sinning yet.


He died for nothing? What a fool.


Hey, maybe God will send his grandson, Jesus Jr. to die for us next time. I'm sure Jesus got laid by now. I would hate to be a virgin for 2,000 years.
5   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (5)   2018 Apr 1, 5:39pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        



Ha! You know Google didn't do shit for Easter.
7   FortWayne   ignore (4)   2018 Apr 1, 6:48pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HE IS RISEN!!!!!
9   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (5)   2018 Apr 2, 8:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

errc says
Lolol if Jesus Christ was real, why do his dumbfuck Right Wing Republicans despise his message so?


If Jesus Christ isn't real, just say so.

But the "If Jesus was alive today..." is mendacious bullshit.

It's like saying "Bigfoot doesn't exist and belief in him is stupid, AND if he was around today he'd be welcoming the rapefugees, see that the Hijab is a sign of women's lib, and wear a pussy hat in solidarity with the Republican War On Women."
10   HEYYOU   ignore (27)   2018 Apr 2, 8:34am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Swine is unclean!
Rep/Con & Dem/Libs evangelicals: "Fuck God I will eat pig if I want."
Reminds me of voting, nothing I do has any consequences.
At least Christians can't go to hell for voting but can make us all live in Hell by their votes.
11   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (5)   2018 Apr 2, 10:40pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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