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1   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2018 Mar 14, 1:50pm  

Who needs one of those when you've got latex Gloves?

It comes with one for each week night of the week.
2   Rin   2018 Mar 14, 4:26pm  

The13thRussianBot says
when you've got latex Gloves?


Because a man needs to first, plays with some tits and then ... some ass.
3   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2018 Mar 14, 4:28pm  

Get some water balloons and bongos and spread them around yourself

I was going to get laid one night with this hot chick we hugged and I discovered they were implants. It felt like two Grapefruits between us.
She just seemed so artificial after that. That's a Woman with a real hooha and I couldn't fuck her because I thought she was too Phony and fake why would I screw a Latex one?
4   HeadSet   2018 Mar 14, 7:07pm  

The13thRussianBot says
Who needs one of those when you've got latex Gloves?

It comes with one for each week night of the week.


Have you no imagination? Turn the glove inside out after first use and you could get another week out of it. Instead of being a "tits" or "leg" man, one into "glove love" could be a "thumb" or "index finger" type. Insert joke about "pinky" here.
5   Ceffer   2018 Mar 14, 7:11pm  

The13thRussianBot says
I was going to get laid one night with this hot chick we hugged and I discovered they were implants. It felt like two Grapefruits between us.
She just seemed so artificial after that. That's a Woman with a real hooha and I couldn't fuck her because I thought she was too Phony and fake why would I screw a Latex one?


I bet her nipples only rose at high tide. Otherwise, just doggy her and wear ear plugs for the sloshing.

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