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VERY VERY Bad News For Trump's Health: Impending Heart Attack At Any Time


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2018 Jan 17, 9:07pm   13,346 views  75 comments

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Trump is constantly stressed out as his tweets indicated.
Every twitter war he starts is a few more % added to the chance of the heart attack.

Dr. Gupta: Trump a heart disease risk (due to high Calcium)
www.youtube.com/embed/CXpvFjxDmSI

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36   WatermelonUniversity   2018 Jan 18, 3:30pm  

Come to think of it why doesn’t he have one already and get it over with. With these kinds of things, the longer you wait the more devastating it is when it finally happens.
37   anonymous   2018 Jan 18, 6:36pm  

anon_f8264 says
Yes somehow elevated calcium and bad cholesterol became “fat.” Do they understand the differences?


No, I think Trump is also fat, besides having high cholesterol.
38   anonymous   2018 Jan 18, 7:19pm  

Well, um...Trump plays too much golf and said SHITHOLE!
39   anonymous   2018 Jan 18, 8:02pm  

anon_3b28c says
anon_f8264 says
Yes somehow elevated calcium and bad cholesterol became “fat.” Do they understand the differences?


No, I think Trump is also fat, besides having high cholesterol.


yep, the guy is so fat, he has like a 3 handicap in golf. Imagine that!


So sad, that puts him in the top 3% of golfers.

40   RWSGFY   2018 Jan 18, 9:11pm  

Any moment now. Please hold your breath.
41   anonymous   2018 Jan 18, 9:15pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Even if TRUMPLIGULA! were dead, he'd still be twice as healthy as anyone because MAGA!


MAGA! Blarga boo boo donnie moo moo!!

Hillary Clinton!!!
42   anonymous   2018 Jan 18, 9:20pm  

43   FortWayne   2018 Jan 18, 9:31pm  

Goran_K says
Booming economy.

Sky high participation rate, record low unemployment.

Jobs returning to the states in the tens of thousands.

Apple brought back $250,000,000,000 to U.S shores because of tax reform. Companies investing back into the U.S at record pace. China trying to implement its own "tax reform" due to fear of US stealing investments.

AND THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO.

Hoping the POTUS gets a heart attack.


Democrats always focus on stupid shit. Only things I've heard Democrats want are basically summed up as .... handouts, no whites, BLM, gay shit, dog rights, cat rights, feminism, gender change crap, more people and less jobs, and calling everyone racist who disagrees.

They haven't changed one bit, I really thought they'd grow up after election and getting ass kicked.... nah same old shit.
44   WatermelonUniversity   2018 Jan 18, 10:36pm  

Sean Spicer had too much pride to be Trump's liar so he quit. the job requires being able to lie with a straight face on a daily basis. he was a tortured soul. i could see.

Sarah looks like one that is willing to say anything (and maybe "do anything" as well) to keep her job.
45   HappyGilmore   2018 Jan 19, 5:39am  

anon_355ba says
yep, the guy is so fat, he has like a 3 handicap in golf. Imagine that!


Yeah, Trump is a 3 handicap. Sure he is.

I guess that makes it 2001 lies this year.
46   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 6:55am  

47   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 7:40am  

48   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 7:40am  

Looks like Billy Boy Clinton is carrying more girth than Trump.

49   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 7:40am  

BorderPatrol says
(and maybe "do anything" as well) to keep her job.


Kelly rides her around the staff room in trade for boxes of fig newtons.
50   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 7:41am  

HappyGilmore says
anon_355ba says
yep, the guy is so fat, he has like a 3 handicap in golf. Imagine that!


Yeah, Trump is a 3 handicap. Sure he is.


51   HappyGilmore   2018 Jan 19, 8:12am  

You realize that those scores are self reported, right?
52   Y   2018 Jan 19, 8:29am  

I gotta concede this particular subject to the libbies.
more than likely trump has infinite mulligans at his disposal...

HappyGilmore says
You realize that those scores are self reported, right?
53   Y   2018 Jan 19, 8:31am  

Howd the cart girl get in that picture?

anon_cdd57 says
Looks like Billy Boy Clinton is carrying more girth than Trump.

54   Tenpoundbass   2018 Jan 19, 9:58am  

Liberals are allowed to be fat, I mean who is going to have such low self esteem. That they will brainwash kids for Counter Help pay in our Marxist Camp School system?
Fat self loathing Liberal educators that's who.
Just look at the Democrat leadership. Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi two known cokeheads are the thinnest Liberals in Washington Besides that pervert Anthony Weiner but Trump had him locked up for our own protection.
55   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 10:09am  

HappyGilmore says
You realize that those scores are self reported, right?


So are you saying that Trump plays golf by himself and there isn't anyone else around to confirm his scores?
56   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2018 Jan 19, 10:36am  

Google search for Trump mulligans returns 101,000 hits.
SI says that Trump cheats at golf, but admits that he is legitimately a good golfer.
That he cheats should come as no surprise for a guy who is a big fat shameless promoter and accomplished bullshitter.
57   RWSGFY   2018 Jan 19, 11:02am  

FNWGMOBDVZXDNW says
hat he cheats should come as no surprise


"If you're not cheating, you're not trying to win"
58   Goran_K   2018 Jan 19, 11:12am  

Leftist/Democrats/CNN: "Trump cheats at friendly golf games with his buddies where he makes absolutely no money. This means he's a shameless unfit to be president bull shitter."

Also Leftist/Democrats/CNN after Hillary rigged the primaries against Bernie: "Madam President!"
59   MisdemeanorRebel   2018 Jan 19, 11:20am  

"Trump is a step away from a heart attack because he gets no exercise. Also, he spends too much time golfing."
60   Goran_K   2018 Jan 19, 11:26am  

It's almost too easy.

#ReleaseTheMemo so we can finally be done with these leftist.
61   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 11:44am  

anon_f8264 says
Yes somehow elevated calcium and bad cholesterol became “fat.” Do they understand the differences?

Will portly suffice? Or perhaps you'd be kind enough to let us know how we should refer to someone with a gut like that.
62   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 11:44am  

BlueSardine says
Howd the cart girl get in that picture?

anon_cdd57 says
Looks like Billy Boy Clinton is carrying more girth than Trump.


A simple Google search of a range of images of that event will correct your misconception.
63   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 11:44am  

anon_2653c says
HappyGilmore says
You realize that those scores are self reported, right?


So are you saying that Trump plays golf by himself and there isn't anyone else around to confirm his scores?

He's a good golfer. He should be. He plays enough.
64   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 11:44am  

Tenpoundbass says
Liberals are allowed to be fat, I mean who is going to have such low self esteem. That they will brainwash kids for Counter Help pay in our Marxist Camp School system?
Fat self loathing Liberal educators that's who.
Just look at the Democrat leadership. Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi two known cokeheads are the thinnest Liberals in Washington Besides that pervert Anthony Weiner but Trump had him locked up for our own protection.


Wrong, being thin is not cokehead, it's embodiment of puritan/calvinist discipline and self denial....
65   HappyGilmore   2018 Jan 19, 11:51am  

TwoScoopsPlissken says
"Trump is a step away from a heart attack because he gets no exercise. Also, he spends too much time golfing."


lol--riding around in a golf cart is great exercise.
66   HappyGilmore   2018 Jan 19, 11:52am  

anon_1fe2e says
He's a good golfer. He should be. He plays enough.


Nope--search Trump cheats at golf. There is no shortage of people that have talked about Trump cheating at golf. It's pretty well known.
67   Goran_K   2018 Jan 19, 11:59am  

Tatupu, you really have to stop with the "you" post. Patrick has been pretty strict on that front. You can repost again, but knock it off with the personalization if you can.

Thanks.
68   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 12:00pm  

2 SCOOOPS OF ICED CREAM!!
69   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 1:11pm  

HappyGilmore says
anon_1fe2e says
He's a good golfer. He should be. He plays enough.


Nope--search Trump cheats at golf. There is no shortage of people that have talked about Trump cheating at golf. It's pretty well known.

You can cheat and still be a good golfer. I have no idea why you’re pushing this - it’s hardly an important issue.
70   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 1:12pm  

I have no doubt BigTurd will cheat every opportunity he gets and will bullshit his way out of losses as well putting the blame on something or someone else.

Professional con artist and bullshiter.
71   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 1:13pm  

Goran_K says
Tatupu, you really have to stop with the "you" post. Patrick has been pretty strict on that front. You can repost again, but knock it off with the personalization if you can.

Thanks.


Changed the posts. Better?
72   Goran_K   2018 Jan 19, 2:13pm  

anon_8f378 says

Changed the posts. Better?


Better! (and reposted)
73   Goran_K   2018 Jan 19, 3:06pm  

HappyGilmore says
Nope--search Trump cheats at golf. There is no shortage of people that have talked about Trump cheating at golf. It's pretty well known.


Who fuckin cares?
74   anonymous   2018 Jan 19, 5:44pm  

75   WatermelonUniversity   2018 Jan 19, 9:50pm  

new report: calcium could be as high as 220, making heart attack imminent.
www.youtube.com/embed/WsU9iVhkTsQ

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