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PatNet Opportunity: Replacement Ambassadors for Abandoned Embassy Posts That TRUMPLIGULA! Needs to FIll

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2018 Jan 13, 11:36am 169 views   7 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Just the other day, yet another snow flake ambassador took off, refusing to suck DESTINY'S DICK!

http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/12/politics/us-ambassador-panama-resigns-trump/index.html
How hard can it be to stand around the front of the embassy handing out Trump Resorts brochures?

Poobah Pat should call up Rex Tillerson and tell him we're all ready to report for duty. Our country needs us:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/07/politics/trump-ambassador-vacancies/index.html
1   HEYYOU   ignore (6)   2018 Jan 13, 12:07pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
handing out Trump Resorts brochures?

His sales will increase if he uses sign twirlers on every shithouse corner.
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 12:09pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Great idea for putting State Department Personnel to work doing something useful for once!
3   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jan 13, 12:17pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Guess he was mad that Trump didn't like chain migration for Panama hookers with twelve children and cartel ties.

Can I be ambassador to ImmenseHirsuteLesbia with the Capitol in the province of CootieSwablovskia? They arm the embassy with cannons that fire bales of knobby strap ons to disperse the crowds.
4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 7:45pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Yes, I! AM! SHOSTIKOVITCH! YOU! FILTHY! CUNTS!

and DON'T! YOU! FORGET! IT!
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 13, 10:02pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Ceffer says
Can I be ambassador to ImmenseHirsuteLesbia


Trump thinks it's a great idea and wants us to send video back to Kellyanne of your swearing in.
6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jan 13, 11:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Trump thinks it's a great idea and wants us to send video back to Kellyanne of your swearing in.


Great. I plan to do a brisk business importing black market slave SJWs from Portland. Iwog is my main investor, and projects to clear Portland out of IHL SJWs in three or four years.
7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 14, 5:32am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Nice.

As long as you can keep them from talking you can give them out as party favors to visitors dropping by to pay tribute to TRUMPLIGULA!

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