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In a perfect world gone mad.


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2017 Oct 17, 11:23am   1,148 views  2 comments

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1   marcus   2017 Oct 17, 12:01pm  

Infant mortality and children dying at 2, 4, 6 or 10 years of age, mothers dying in childbirth, people dying of bacterial infections etc are what brought the average age of death down in ancient times. Not to mention all the violence. Also, it was hard to have a balanced diet, even if what you could get was fresh and pesticide free.

It's not that it was impossible to make it to 80 back then.

This is a common misconception.

Otherwise, this would be hilarious.
2   Rew   2017 Oct 18, 12:10am  

The caption goes on to read:
We shit close to home with no sanitation
We don't boil our drinking water
We bathe infrequently and have horrible hygiene
We have no immunizations, no notion of germ theory, and our primitive remedies amount to rubbing bark chips on our ass
We constantly seek out, and slaughter by hand, strange animals in the dirt and jungles
Foreign blood and fluids often end up in open cuts we have on our hands, or in us as we wipe our eyes and mouths
We suffer from mass stress and worry as we scratch a hand to mouth existence out of an environment we have little control over
We are riddled with parasites and disease

Oh, that must be why we don't live much past thirty.

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