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The Dead Thread - Part 4. How Do You Want to Be Dead ?


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2017 Jul 25, 3:06am   1,858 views  8 comments

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Beyond the familiar “green burial” business of escaping the toxic culture of the conventional death industry, what I particularly like is the idea of using the cost of burials to buy and preserve undeveloped land — a relatively new wrinkle in the world of dead things. It just seems so much more appealing than the alternatives.

The funeral industry has endeavored lately to give cremation a rosy environmental glow. There’s lots of talk about recycling lightly singed titanium implants. In Redditch, England, the heat generated in a local crematory from the fat of the dearly departed now gets piped over — I’m not making this up — to warm the water in a town swimming pool. But the typical cremation still produces a disturbing mix of greenhouse gases and other pollutants. And somebody always gets stuck with the ashes.

Alkaline hydrolysis, originally devised to dispose of animal carcasses, is a bit better. Rebranded as “bio-cremation,” it entails dissolving the corpse in a stainless steel tank filled with water and potassium hydroxide. That minimizes the carbon footprint, and the resulting fluid “can then be recycled,” according to a study in the journal Mortality, at the local wastewater treatment plant — that is, with the sewage.

Conventional burial aspires to make death somewhat more antiseptic. But it annually doses the soil in the United States with more than 800,000 gallons of toxic embalming fluids. Manufacturing a steel coffin also produces four times the carbon dioxide released in a typical cremation, and we bury more than 800,000 such coffins every year, plus many, many tons of concrete burial vaults.

Full Article: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/07/opinion/sunday/death-cremation-.html?action=click&contentCollection=Opinion&module=RelatedCoverage&region=Marginalia&pgtype=article

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1   RC2006   2017 Jul 25, 8:52am  

I like the Alkaline hydrolysis it is slowly catching on. One of my best friends works in the industry and another guy I know also does mummification.
https://www.summum.us/mummification/process.shtml

2   Tenpoundbass   2017 Sep 24, 8:00am  

Liberals deserve nothing more than a shallow grave anyway.
3   HEY YOU   2017 Sep 24, 8:48am  

Tenpoundbass says
Liberals deserve nothing more than a shallow grave anyway.


That rhymes with the shallow minds of Republicans.
4   Bellingham Bill   2017 Sep 24, 9:11am  

Send my atoms in a box up into LEO and let them return, consumed in the light show of a meteor trail
5   Dan8267   2017 Sep 25, 9:43am  

anonymous says
The Dead Thread - Part 4. How Do You Want to Be Dead ?


Liquid nitrogen + ultrasonic vibrations ==> powdered remains that can be put into a flowerpot.
www.youtube.com/embed/DN4bxwfQ3-k
6   Tenpoundbass   2017 Sep 25, 11:35am  

Shallow graves would be easier for the Cemetery operators. Every 80 years or so, they bull doze the graves haven't been up kept or visited in 40 years. And push it all to the back of the lot in a huge mass bone pit. Every 30 years or so a Cemetery gets busted doing it. But I was once told by someone that worked as a caretaker. That it's common practice. If they didn't do that, there would be no Cemetery plots left to sale.
7   lostand confused   2017 Sep 25, 11:44am  

Well before I go, I want to find out if the jihadi myth is true. if I kill a bunch of innocents in the name of Allah, do I go to heaven and get 70 virgins?? Of course me being me, are they spectacular nymphomanics and if I am old, do i get to be young and with a full libido? Nothing is more torturous than to be young and surrounded by Rosie oDonnell types or to be decrepit and be surrounded by nubile young things.

Of course after 200 years, even 70 virgins get boring, so do I get virgin exchange, is there a trade policy-etc etc.

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