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FUCKING RESTAURANTS BEING BUILT EVERY FUCKING WHERE


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2017 Jan 18, 8:26pm   1,237 views  9 comments

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How much fucking restaurant food do fucking fat asses need?!!

This will be the next bubble in more ways than one.

There's no way there's not going to be an implosion in restaurants at some point in the near future because there's no way there's this much demand for about 8000 fast-casual restaurant chains serving burritos, teriyaki chicken, burgers, pizza, subs, sandwiches, salads, and about 1,800 other forms of whatever the fuck else.

I see brand new strip centers where every fucking tenant sells food or coffee or frozen yogurt - Pei Wei, Noodles, Piada, Mod Pizza, FroYo, Orange Leaf, Panera, Firehouse Subs, Pen Station, Subway, Pizza Hut, Del Taco, Panda Bear, Chipotle, Qdoba, Jimmy Johns, Starbucks, Beanery, WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Remember when they were building Walgreens, CVSs & Rite-Aids literally on every fucking corner back in 2000 to 2006?

This restaurant thing is like that on STEROIDS.

#FuckingSaturation

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1   anonymous   2017 Jan 18, 9:31pm  

when i was living in medium/high density housing i would make terrific use of them. work lunch + most dinners + weekend meals while out and about.

i still do the work lunch thing, but we cook about 95% of the time at the low density suburban house now.

there's something about having a larger pantry, more storage for cookware and dish ware, better appliances, and an actual dining area large enough for a proper table and chairs that helps the cooking thing. and being farther away from all of that strip mall garbage, too.

the future corporate dystopia of having apartments/condos right next to the company work campus right next to the strip mall eatery is totally fucked up.

2   MMR   2017 Jan 18, 9:42pm  

landtof says

there's something about having a larger pantry, more storage for cookware and dish ware, better appliances, and an actual dining area large enough for a proper table and chairs that helps the cooking thing. and being farther away from all of that strip mall garbage, too.

Indeed, having space makes many people want to cook at home.

My brother has two 6 burner stoves and two dishwashers in his kitchen, but still wants to eat out unless my mom cooks for him

3   MMR   2017 Jan 18, 9:44pm  

AllTruth says

yogurt - Pei Wei, Noodles, Piada, Mod Pizza, FroYo, Orange Leaf, Panera, Firehouse Subs, Pen Station, Subway, Pizza Hut, Del Taco, Panda Bear, Chipotle, Qdoba, Jimmy Johns, Starbucks, Beanery

Once again, fuck all those places selling Monsanto food items

Don't need me no Monsanto and don't need me no made in China shit(well lot less than most)...I'm just going to live in dark ages like Europe where they mark their GMO Foods

4   MMR   2017 Jan 18, 9:48pm  

AllTruth says

because there's no way there's this much demand for about 8000 fast-casual restaurant chains serving burritos, teriyaki chicken, burgers, pizza, subs, sandwiches, salads, and about 1,800 other forms of whatever the fuck els

Sadly people don't eat st home or even want to cook. They satisfy the urge to cook by watching food network

They will shift to meal delivery to save people inconvenience of leaving sofa. Those not equipped to handle transition will not survive

5   anonymous   2017 Jan 18, 9:52pm  

MMR says

They satisfy the urge to cook by watching food network

ha! i hate that channel. "what you wanna do is mix in the yogurt to cut the acidity of the citrus... when i was young my mom used to make us this dish" it's the same fucking story every single time.

6   freespeechforever   2017 Jan 18, 10:37pm  

FOOD NETWORK

COOKING CHANNEL

VICE TV FOOD PORN SHOWS * FUCK THAT'S DELICIOUS * MATTIE DEAD SET ON LIFE *AP AVEC ERIC

ESQUIRE COOKING SHOWS (ONE WITH DOUCHEBAG HIPSTERS CALLED KNIFE FIGHT)

TONY BOURDAIN ON CLINTON NEWS NETWORK

THE DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE A WHITE FUCKING GRAPE ANDREW ZIMMERN BIZARRE FOODS

BRAVO TV TOP CHEF

MOLECULAR FUCKING GASTRONOMY WITH LIQUID NITROGEN OH MY GOD I CAME JUST NOW

FOOD FOOD FOOOOD FOOOOOD FOOOOD FOOOOOOOD FOOOOOOOOOOOOD FOOOOOOOOOOD
HIPSTERS * MOCHA LATTE * POP-UPS * BEST BARS IN AMERICA * MASTER CHEF * TATTOO'D STEAMPUNK CHEFS * SEAFOOD * ARTISINAL FUCKING TOAST * ALTON FUCKING BROWN * BEAT BOBBY FLAY * IRON CHEF * FOOD PARADISE * TRAVEL CHANNEL FOOD SHOWS * BOOZE TRAVELER * NIGELLA LAWSON WITH THE HUGE ASS AND TITS IN THE UK * CANADIAN TATOO'D CHICK BITCHIN' KITCHEN * WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH A BILLION RESTAURANTS A ZILLION CELEBRITY CHEFS TRAVELING TOURS FOR FOOD * SECRET DINNER PARTIES WITH UNPASTEURIZED CHEESE AND SHIT IN PORTLAND * EST SOME MORE FOOD AND DRINK LOTS OF LIWUOR AND EAT PUSSY WHILE YOU COOK OR ORDER ON THE TABLE THEN EJACULATE ALL OVER AND CLIMAX BECAISE THE EL BULLI OR NOBU RESTAURANT IS SO AWESOME USING ORGANIC GRASS FED HORMONE FREE FREE RANGE WILD LEEKS AND RAMPS AND SEA GRASS ROY CHOI DOING AUDI COMMERCIALS WHAT THE FUCK THERE'S A NEW HOT SPOT WITH CRONUTS DUDE LET'S GET SOME OH MY GOD THE LINE IS 4 HOURS

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7   mell   2017 Jan 18, 10:40pm  

No doubt there currently is a restaurant bubble ready to pop.

8   zzyzzx   2017 Jan 19, 8:06am  

I think it's because people are too fucking lazy or too stupid to cook.

9   Tenpoundbass   2017 Jan 19, 8:12am  

People have been beaten down to not think big, innovate or strive for exceptionalism.
They must play Monkey See Monkey Do, and buy a Gut Truck and try to sell $12 grilled Cheeses at the Tuesday night Lunch Truck meet at the town Promenade.

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