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So you fucksticks ruin eveyrones lives over a few counties in this country?

We need to change the election no Electorate college voters straight ahead match up is all there should be.

You don't understand just how blue the popular vote is, do you?

What you really want to advocate for is land ownership/mass to be weighted as some new warped electoral college method.

You don't understand just how nonpartisan the popular vote is.
You can try to brainwash everyone into partisanship, but at the end of the day. People will vote for the person they believe will best fix the issues at hand.
And right now the important issues for Americans is not conserned with which toilet people use after they put their dicks God knows where. We're sick of perverted toilet talk issues. We're getting killed by you Leftist bastards while discussing the dirty Sanchez on a zombie while eating a croghnut.

I' m most interested in Purple Places.

People from red areas are gonna be "Everybody in the Pancake Cottage was wearing the MAGA hat!"
People from blue areas are gonna be "All the badly bearded thick glasses bicyclists like me are WITH HER!"

That's right. The vote isn't partisan, in general. It's about belief, ideals, and culture.

I too very much wish we as a nation were talking more about what matters. I think you and I must have very different ideas of the causation of such a vapid, base, and in the gutter election cycle.

Poor Harambe ... now he really would have given Trump a race.

http://www.businessinsider.com/woman-cnn-first-female-president-hillary-clinton-election-2016-11/

A CNN reporter received what appeared to be an unexpected answer on Election Day when he asked a female voter if she was excited for potentially having the first female president in Hillary Clinton. "Aren't you excited for the first female president?" the reporter asked.

Topless Hillary Supporting Feminists Disrupt Polling Stations

http://magafeed.com/topless-hillary-supporting-feminists-disrupt-polling-stations/

#boobs

Drudge saying, "Election will come down to evening voters." That means, "Republicans with actual jobs."

Hillary's niece voted for Trump:
http://www.thedailysheeple.com/hillary-clintons-niece-is-voting-for-trump_112016

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Drudge saying, "Election will come down to evening voters." That means, "Republicans with actual jobs."

Also known as "Suckers "

Consider the source, but:

Meanwhile, in NY:
www.youtube.com/embed/EYzuvcl0ppE

Will be interesting to see how many votes Deez Nuts gets.

http://www.elect-deez-nuts.com/
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/deez-nuts

Sweet. Forecast bot on 538 is going to be cool. Essentially, as States call the elections for one candidate or the other, it adjusts its predictions more. Initially it might be a little swingy as the first states are called, but as the night goes on it should be pretty good.

Very cool. I love that map.

Is this our race HQ for tonight? Or do we need a separate thread?

Okay, some places are extending polling... Humm.... Someone should sue. Just kidding. This is so exciting.

http://www.politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president

Has a county-by-county breakdown if you click on Detailed Results.

Florida is swinging back and forth like a pendulum.

Rew says

Forecast bot on 538 is going to be cool. Essentially, as States call the elections for one candidate or the other, it adjusts its predictions more. Initially it might be a little swingy as the first states are called, but as the night goes on it should be pretty good.

Is this going to be updated as states are called? I am not getting any updates since the election started.

VA -- Trump with 53% with 3% in. That's kind of unexpected.

turtledove says

Someone should sue. Just kidding. This is so exciting.

Trump campaign already is! :)

It is exciting. Cannot wait to get home and start drinking. I got myself something sufficiently American last night: Indiana Rye Whiskey ... freaking state just went MAGA TDove! ;)

Cheers All ... and even to you, you true deplorables I have on ignore. :)

KY & IN already called for Trump. Not really a surprise.

Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

Florida is swinging back and forth like a pendulum.

Wow. Drudge can't even keep up its ping ponging so much.

Trump 49.3% in FL with 43% in.

Cannot wait to get home and start drinking.
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Best part of having your own business. Though it was an insane morning... I HAD to be out of the office by 3:30 cuz I'm not missing a moment.

I took "Make America Great Again" day off.

OOooo ... there is the 538 state by state call and graph ... hot!

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-night-forecast-2016/

You can scrub this back and forth and watch the odds change. Trump ticked up 1%.

OOOooooo ... this is fun too:

https://twitter.com/i/live/790686278350102528

So far, looks like Trump is out performing Romney

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Will be interesting to see how many votes Deez Nuts gets.

http://www.elect-deez-nuts.com/

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/deez-nuts

He's getting at least one vote from me for California senate. I was considering Elmer Fudd but I decided he's too much like Lorettta Snatchez so I'm with Deez.

turtledove says

Cannot wait to get home and start drinking.

Trying to decide if I like the boob shot or this sentence more...

Trump's got this if he can win Florida.
That damn Florida AGAIN!

junkmail says

Trump's got this if he can win Florida.
That damn Florida AGAIN!

It's gonna go back and forth a shitload and whatever happens it'll be by 1-2 pts methinks.

I'm stopping the coffee, and gonna have my semi-annual drink. 7&7