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Where do you store your drugs?


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2016 Jan 25, 11:05pm   5,919 views  8 comments

by elliemae   ➕follow (3)   💰tip   ignore  

The medicine cabinet, the garage, a cookie jar, a hidden drawer, in a coffee can in the backyard, in a shed where you manufacture meth.... Lotsa places....

But this one takes the cake:
http://worldduh.com/
"Dusty Rae Ingram, 38, was arrested earlier this month for violating probation terms imposed in connection with her 2013 conviction for child abuse and battery, according to court records.

"Ingram, whose rap sheet also includes collars for stalking, assault, and theft, was transported January 5 to the Okaloosa County jail, where a female corrections officer conducted a strip search during the intake process.

"During the search, the jailer discovered “several pills taped up in a plastic jeweler’s bag, partially exposed in the defendant’s vagina.” After being read her rights, Ingram identified the pills as the painkiller Percocet and Zanaflex, a muscle relaxant.

"Pictured above, Ingram claimed to have a prescription for the medications, and admitted that she “knew she was not allowed to bring the pills into the jail.” However, Ingram “denied doing so knowingly,” claiming that she “keeps the pills in her purse and is unsure how they got from the purse into her vagina.”

I try to be a kind person - but I doubt that anyone really wants to take a trip through her vagina. However, if I were to find drugs inside my hoo-hoo/ va-jay-jay, (feel free to chime in....), I am reasonably sure that I would know how they got there. The drugs might be held together by cobwebs, but that's my problem...

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1   lostand confused   2016 Jan 26, 5:31am  

elliemae says

keeps the pills in her purse and is unsure how they got from the purse into her vagina.”

Maybe she is claiming the CA rape accusation. I was drunk and couldn't consent to me taking the drugs and shoving it up my vagina -hence the drugs raped me-even though I took it and shoved it in there.

Armies of feminazis will now protest by wearing a mattress and demand the drugmaker be held accountable and be forced to go to jail for rape.

2   Y   2016 Jan 26, 6:14am  

Its a well know fact Percocet needs to ferment for a full 30 days to reach full potential...
its the yeast she could do to minimize her pain.

4   NDrLoR   2016 Jan 26, 9:02am  

Bernie Sanders supporter:

5   Ceffer   2016 Jan 26, 10:28am  

She could only keep a boyfriend if she was a living PEZ drug dispenser. The worst that could happen is vagina beer with a kicker.

6   Dan8267   2016 Jan 26, 10:54am  

P N Dr Lo R says

Bernie Sanders supporter:

Conservative Logic:
1. I don't like Bernie Sanders.
2. Therefore, I must criticize Sanders.
3. I can't think of any criticism of his policies or his actual character, so I'll make an unfounded personal attack.
4. Ugly people are bad people.
5. So I'll say someone ugly supports Sanders to imply that anyone who supports Sanders is a bad person.

And that is why no one with a brain values the opinions of conservatives.

7   Dan8267   2016 Jan 26, 10:58am  

P N Dr Lo R says

Bernie Sanders supporter:

The woman's name is "Dusty Rae" and she lives in the Florida panhandle. The only way it could be more obvious that she's a conservative and probably a Trump supporter would be if she was legally married to her brother.

If you are going to profile, do it right.

8   Dan8267   2016 Jan 26, 1:54pm  

Only a bad person takes a quote out of context, which is nothing more than a form of misquoting.

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