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Porno movies made in Housing Bubble Crap Shacks


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2015 Dec 27, 2:39pm   1,753 views  7 comments

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I was watching this porno and it was pretty unremarkable, all your standard hetero stuff, it had an attempt at a plot, but not much.

The thing that made it really cool was that it took place at a craptastic new construction housing bubble shack probably out in Riverside somewhere. The place was probably selling for $75k new. The kitchen was small and pathetic, Looked like particle board everything, a tiny granite countertop. The backyard was totally overgrown. The bathroom where they boinked was tiny except it had one of those trying to be fancy looking porcelain bowl sinks with the lady's rear on the sink counter next to it while they were doing the deed. The bedroom was ridiculously tiny and just had a plain mattress on the floor. The tiling in the entry way was travertine but really low quality. No furniture in the whole place except for the mattress.

So yeah, most pornos are shot in ridiculously lavish places up in the hills but this one was really awesome because it was straight up housing bubble ground zero. I've been in some of those houses while looking around for deals so it was kind of making me think .... Yeah, I could imagine meeting some financially desperate lady who lived in one of these and getting intimate...

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1   Dan8267   2015 Dec 27, 2:56pm  

Thread worthless without video.

2   Strategist   2015 Dec 27, 3:53pm  

narrator says

it had an attempt at a plot, but not much.

The plot always gets fast forwarded anyway.

Dan8267 says

Thread worthless without video.

They're all the same. Naked people having sex.

3   Ceffer   2015 Dec 27, 5:26pm  

Maybe they are looking for minimum wage porno workers. It's not supposed to make the money it used to, unless you can get a date with Charlie Sheen.

4   mmmarvel   2015 Dec 27, 6:50pm  

Ceffer says

Maybe they are looking for minimum wage porno workers.

As long as it's $15 an hour, we're good.

5   lostand confused   2015 Dec 27, 7:10pm  

mmmarvel says

Maybe they are looking for minimum wage porno workers.

As long as it's $15 an hour, we're good

What, now even prono jobs are going to illegal immigrants?

6   Dan8267   2015 Dec 27, 7:14pm  

Strategist says

They're all the same. Naked people having sex.

Not the ones CIC rents. They have goats.

7   mmmarvel   2015 Dec 28, 8:00am  

lostand confused says

What, now even prono jobs are going to illegal immigrants?

Depends on which sites you visit.

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