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  1. APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch


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    1   7:53pm Sat 13 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (12)   Dislike   Delete  

    Only ASSHOLES! reduce their prices.

    Serious sellers know that prices double on a weekly basis and that they are owed 10x just for living in a shack for a month and stand on their lawns in front of their FOR SALE signs with their dicks hanging out, giving passing cars the finger and shouting, FUCK YOU CUNTS, YOU DON'T FUCKING DESERVE TO LIVE THE FUCK INDOORS! BLOW ME!

  2. HydroCabron


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    2   7:35pm Thu 11 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (7)   Dislike (2)   Protected  

    Hahaha!

    Republicans pretending to care about war spending! Hilarious!

    You're too much!

  3. zzyzzx


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    3   10:16am Thu 11 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (7)   Dislike   Delete  

    Peter P says

    What's wrong with tattoos anyway?

    Nothing, as long as you don't mind advertising to the rest of the world that you are a loser.

  4. hrhjuliet


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    4   11:45am Tue 16 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike   Delete  

    I inherited. I took on the remaining mortgage so my blind brother who is older than me would not have to move from the home he lived in before he was blind. He also has a spectrum disorder, and between the two it is not recommended he leave where he has memorized. My mother died a horrendous death through FTD, before her sudden illness she was brother's caretaker and conservator. I still have PTSD from the whole thing.

    Are you good now?

    To be very frank I'm clearly not in an emotional state yet to even write about it. I know some of you would think that makes me a wimp and weak, but this kind of grief and pressure can go on for years, and just because some of you think I should be over it by now just means you know nothing about going through something like this. So many people think getting a home and acquiring an "empire" is all that matters and will make them satisfied. Well, I have news for all of you, it's not what matters. It's just a house. The bank owns it and the government has a right to take it away if they please. You are all guaranteed nothing. Property rights are an illusion and game at best. My mother left me a home worth over two million, and what did I get? A trap, and the worst thing is that all that matters at the end of the day is that she no longer smiles or sings in that "empire" or piece of real estate. It's empty to me, so unbelievably empty.

  5. Strategist


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    5   12:04pm Mon 15 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike (1)   Delete  

    The cop in the video clearly says all he wanted was to see her id. The cop had the authority to demand an id, and she had obligation to show it. If she had just used common sense and showed the id all this would not have happened in the first place. She wasted the cops time, thus wasting the tax payers money, and made a fool of herself.
    I would fine this bimbo just for being stupid.

  6. hrhjuliet


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    6   10:43am Mon 15 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike (1)   Delete  

    Yeah, thanks E-man for your advice. Your reactions are cute.

    I own and business, a non-profit and I lecture at the university, so don't waste any of your very self-important time worrying over what I contribute.

    Ha! Maybe I should take your advice and try and find some other creative outlet besides choreographing, designing and directing the Bay Area's biggest semiprofessional nonprofit Nutcracker.

    Snicker, snicker. ;-)

    It's still a crap hole. Just because I choose to try and beautify the crap hole does not mean I don't recognize it's a crap hole. On the contrary, I believe in whistling in the dark and decorating your prison.

  7. smaulgld


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    7   6:35am Wed 17 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Protected  

    Just remember in the words of Ms Yellen
    "we need hoily accalmaudative mawnetree paulicy"

  8. dodgerfanjohn


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    8   9:48pm Mon 15 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (1)   Delete  

    Not to mention it also prevents males with vaginas from receiving unjustified compensation.

    A lot of lefty Pat.net posters are gonna be might grum....er...moody tomorrow.

  9. APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch


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    9   11:37am Mon 15 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (1)   Delete  

    A real cop would have raped the negress to death and eaten her liver in front of the boy friend before ordering him to eat her foot at gunpoint.

    What the fuck is wrong with cops these days?

  10. hrhjuliet


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    10   8:16am Mon 15 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (1)   Delete  

    California, specifically the Bay Area and So Cal are up because of:
    1. Jobs
    2. Jobs
    3. Jobs
    4. Chinese and Indian investors because they realize that this is where the jobs are and are collecting houses for their spoiled children who will never have a job.

    Any additions?

    In my opinion both places are overpopulated, crime ridden and have a surplus of ugly architecture due to mafia like permit laws which force people to:

    A. Build ugly homes because after paying permit fees there is nothing left over to make it look nice.
    B. The permit laws are under the guise of helping the public be safe and environmental, but instead force the owner-builder to choose ugly designs.
    C. The only people who can get away with building what they want due to jacked up permit laws are nouveau rich who have zero taste and build giant eye sores.

    But people just keep coming to our crap hole for jobs.

    There are a few people stuck in these hell holes because all of their living family is still in those areas and refuse to leave. They usually refuse to leave because they bought their house for nothing before the nineties and hate change, and well frankly, all their friends and family still live there.

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    11   9:22am Sun 14 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (2)   Protected  

    Austrian dipshits actually predicted tax revenues would fall with higher taxes. Laffer curve idiocy and all that.

    What happened??????????

  12. New Renter


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    12   8:31am Sun 14 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    Quigley says

    I'm following my dream while keeping my day job. It's more work, but it's immoral to not support myself and my family if I have the means to do so, even for a "good cause" like following a dream. The article's author seems to have hit that karmic wall. People who succeed rarely do so by foregoing work, or doing less work, for that matter. The success stories are made by people who work like angry bastards to achieve over and above what's considered reasonable, expected, or rational.

    True American style success is secretly using company time and resources to build your own business, then telling your boss to go balm himself once the new business is up and running.

  13. APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch


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    13   7:17am Fri 12 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    Imagine if Sarah wasn't so oppressed by marxist political correctness. She would have been able to pull a belt-fed M134 out of her tweetie and calmed things done right away. But no, the disarmed America of the surrender monkeys hate peace and order.

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    14   9:23am Thu 11 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    Remember back when tattoos used to be unique? Now I am going to the the unique one with none, and joke is on all of you. Bunch of sheep.........

  15. iwog


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    15   7:48am Thu 11 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (1)   Protected  

    Bush was certainly not as bad as Hitler, but he did slaughter a hundred thousand innocent Iraqi citizens in a pre-emptive war just in case someday Iraq might want to attack us.

    Were you cheering when it happened? I bet you were.

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    16   12:36pm Wed 17 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   Protected  

    It's a Lesbian Dating Service.

    But popular major? Like Art History, not even 1% of all graduates by major.

    Women's Studies majors generally avoid STEM courses like the plague, perferring Muh Sojiny and Rape in Literature WS309, then spend their lives complaining about the lack of women in STEM.

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    17   6:23am Wed 17 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   Delete  

    Consume or you will be tasered.

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    18   4:42pm Tue 16 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   Protected  

    All diamonds are scams. Diamonds aren't even a traditional wedding present, just an ordinary metal band.

    Diamonds and the 3-6 month salary thing was one of the first successful PR campaigns, along with cereal is a complete, traditional, and wholesome breakfast, women smoking is liberty, and your parlor should instead be a "Living Room", so send your dead relatives to an expensive "Funeral Parlor".

  19. hrhjuliet


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    19   12:57pm Tue 16 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   Delete  

    You are so right. I am so grateful for that, and so grateful my family is safe, and not forced out of our home, and most of all, not living somewhere war torn and brutal.

    My concern is and will always be that I know America has been more, has been an example of what a thriving society can be like. We have lost our way, and the next two generations are paying the price. We have turned our back on the consitiution and let our country become a plutocracy. We supposedly learn history so we recognize what doesn't work. Feudalism and totalitarian empires never ended well, and except for the people climbing and stepping on others to get to the top, no one enjoyed those times before the end. I want to rebuild our once great country and get it off the track of plutocrats. We need to take the money out of politics, and if we have to, set up temporary sortition until the people are back in control and get back to the ideals of the constitution. Or else we will be like many plutocracies and empires of the past: governed by the few sociopaths, with the majority of people working to support the elite's chemical imbalances and gluttony.

    Homes and rent should be afforadle to young families that work hard. It's a sign of sick times that that is not the case.

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    20   10:31am Tue 16 Sep 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike (1)   Protected  

    For someone who's happy with his life choices, you sure spend a lot of time thinking about them.

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