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1. Semen can boost your mood.

2. Semen does a body good, pass it on. That's right, semen may be a cure for sore throats and diabetes!

3. Semen can taste good.

4. And for those who can't get themselves to swallow, fear not. You should feel good knowing that a little semen on your face may do wonders for your skin.

See, I'm only thinking of you, honey. I'm only cumming on your face to keep you from getting wrinkles. Think of me as a beautician giving you a facial massage.

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1. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 416 threads 7,008 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   1   11:11am Fri 17 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   #3 goes on to say that "When you're looking for a filling snack, why not a little love juice? It's high in protein and only 20 calories per teaspoon." If you've calculated 100 calories for snacking, you can blow five random strangers and still stay within your budget. Something to think about...

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   2   12:50pm Fri 17 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   elliemae says If you've calculated 100 calories for snacking, you can blow five random strangers and still stay within your budget. Something to think about... No wonder I'm so thin!