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TSA Flags Man With World’s Largest Penis For Additional Crotch Screening

By zzyzzx   Follow   Tue, 17 Jul 2012, 12:48pm   448 views   3 comments
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http://consumerist.com/2012/07/tsa-flags-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-for-additional-crotch-screening.html

TSA Flags Man With World’s Largest Penis For Additional Crotch Screening

Jonah Falcon of New York City is an actor and hosts a public-access show about the Yankees, but he isn't famous for that. He's famous for a quirk of nature: he has the largest recorded penis in the world. He's appeared on lots of talk shows and even in a documentary, but evidently his fame hasn't reached the TSA workers at San Francisco International Airport. There, the large bulge in his pants caught the notice of a guard, who presumed it was some kind of weapon. He was subjected to a (brisk and professional) extra patdown and tested for explosive residue.

"I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on," he told the Huffington Post.

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1. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 171 threads 4,198 comments Premium

   1   1:33pm Tue 17 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Protected   He should have some grade school kids make elephant ears for him that he could tape to his hips and show up at the air port wearing a tube sock on his schlong bellowing, "Awwwwooooooooooooooooogaaaaaaaah! Awwwwooooooooooooooooogaaaaaaaah!"

2. freak80 Follow Befriend (4) 52 threads 4,416 comments Corning, NY Premium

   2   1:55pm Tue 17 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   That's hilarious. Should this be in the "humor" section?

3. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 414 threads 4,133 comments Baltimore, MD

   3   10:07am Wed 18 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   wthrfrk80 says That's hilarious. Should this be in the "humor" section? I'm pretty sure that this is a true story (unlike my other recent TSA story about the guy taking Viagria, which turned out to be satire).