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By CaptainShuddup   Follow   Sat, 14 Jul 2012, 10:13am   879 views   9 comments
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Commuter accused of sex act on train walks free from court after telling court he was strumming an 'imaginary banjo'

A commuter accused of indecency on a train has walked free after telling a court he was strumming an imaginary banjo.

Before Melvyn Webb was acquitted, the judge in his trial had informed the jury that men do sometimes innocently ‘fiddle with themselves in public’.

The case arose after a woman complained of seeing a newspaper moving on his lap as he breathed heavily.

Mr Webb, 54, denied a single charge of outraging public decency on the 7.08am Basingstoke to Reading train, saying he was merely adjusting his underwear.

After his arrest, the health and safety adviser told police: ‘For my sins I play the banjo, so sometimes I do, with my hands, pick out a pattern on my knees.’

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2111064/Commuter-accused-sex-act-train-tells-court-strumming-imaginary-banjo.html

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   1   11:07am Sat 14 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (5)   HRHMedia says Social Media Guru Since 1999 Guru? What's you're angle bitching about everyone you don't agree with, and flaming them? Look I'm sorry I poo Poo'd your Romney Photo Shop hack, you so proudly posted like it was some accomplishment. I really am, but it sucked. I could have done better using Gimp. I've been doing so much with so little for so long, I'm damn near qualified to do anything with nothing at all.

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   2   2:01pm Sat 14 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (4)   HRHMedia says have you noticed that there are certain individuals WHAT DO YOU MEAN "you" PEOPLE!

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   3   2:10pm Sat 14 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (4)   No "YOU" shut up...

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   4   2:23pm Sat 14 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (3)   And that's all you do all day? People pay you for this shit? What happened you were been befriended on Facebook, why are you here? We all talk about you in the "Secret" Patrick room.

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   5   2:48pm Sat 14 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (3)   You don't PLAY the banjo do you?

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   6   2:50pm Sat 14 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Protected   Deliverance?

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   7   3:10pm Mon 16 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Protected   Maybe it was this guy:

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   8   4:09pm Mon 16 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   Timeout That's illegal? Its like they invented the government with the sole purpose of taking everything that people enjoy doing for fun, and made a crime of it. You wanna bet on the game? No soup for you! Would you like to buy a quickie with a mistress to escape the monotony of your nagging wife? No soup for you How bout smoke some grass, that'll make you feel good? No SOUP! Well then, at least you can diddle your fiddle to pass time on the ride home from work,,,,? Not the fuck anymore, you can't Land of the free my ass, this is the biggest open air prison the miserable busy bodies could dream up. Congrats, you've made it! More cowbell please, whatever the heck that means

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   9   4:37pm Mon 16 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (3)   leoj707 says Maybe it was this guy: "Private Property, keep moving" The guy was on a public sidewalk, I love it when people exert power they don't have. There was a Movie filmed in a house on my street few years back. They were filming a scene on the road in my front yard, and one of the producers was telling me, if I stand way back up in the yard, "He'll" let me hang out and watch. That did not go over so well. He could have asked. That night I had a jam session, and they sent an intern down to knock on my door and tell me the sound man was picking us up on the mic, and asked could we keep it down. I was like "Hey do I bother Owen Wilson at home when he's making art?"