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By duckhead   Follow   Thu, 5 Jul 2012, 1:32pm   2,093 views   23 comments
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Words cannot adequately express the upwelling of PATRIOTISM AND PRIDE that spreads my wings when I see Moe DO HIS THING!>!>!! MOEMONEYMOEMOENY “NAR President Moe Veissi encourages all members to celebrate the Fourth of July with the special understanding that every time they sell a home they further establish the ideals that build America into the greatest country on the face of the earth.”

I USED TO THINK the American Dream was that “life should be better and richer and fuller for everyone, with opportunity for each according to ability or achievement regardless of social class or circumstances of birth.” But then the NAR in their infinite genius co-opted it into the most brilliant propaganda, that the American dream was to go into 30 years of debt and pay twice, three times even what the damn house was worth in interest to bankers. You have to bow down and prostrate yourselves before such power!!!>!>!>! Moe 7/2/2012: “REALTORS, ARCHITECTS OF THE AMERICAN DREAM.” BAZAMMMM!!!

http://www.realtor.org/videos/july-2-2012-celebrate-the-american-dream

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  1. pazuzu


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    1   3:51pm Thu 5 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Moe 7/2/2012: “REALTORS, ARCHITECTS OF THE AMERICAN DREAM.”

    Revolting and hilarious at the same time.

    Moe is sick if he actually believes that, but of course he doesn't, he's sick in a different way.

    The perfect leader for an army of sociopath salespersons.

  2. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    2   5:03pm Thu 5 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike   Protected  

    If this piece of shit gave a flying fuck about the American dream, he'd hunt down every last Realtor® in America and garotte it to death and then confess to his crimes and cover himself in gravy and throw himself into the lion cage at the local zoo.

    Die, Moe, fucking DIE!

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    4   6:14pm Thu 5 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    Is it me or does this guy look just like a used car salesman?

    These same Realtors love to support the troops by selling them an over priced house.

  5. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    5   6:23pm Thu 5 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   Protected  

    He looks like a dog rapist, or a horse sodomist, you know, one of those freaks the cops book, lock up and kick into unconsciousness because they can't stand the sight of it.

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    6   6:25pm Thu 5 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)  

    BTW, for all you Realtards out there thinking that selling houses is the American Way to celebrate the 4th of July, this is my way: helping to take care of our hospitalized troops on the 4th:

    Palo Alto VA Medical Center Hospice
    (I'm a VA Volunteer)

  7. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    8   8:38pm Thu 5 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    Moe Veissi: “My opinions are fueled by the resources of NAR, including its superb economic research department. Lawrence Yun, NAR’s Chief Economist sees increases in prices, in the vicinity of double digit increases over the next 12 – 18 months. If you’re a consumer, and you decide to wait—even though the interest rates are at record lows—the product you had access to might suddenly not be around.”

    SEEEEEE those who disparage THE MOE, here he is trying TO HELP YOU BY SCARING YOU. He is a prince who knows you need a little help letting go of facts and figures so you can get some Realtors™ their commish… er I mean REALIZE THE AMERICAN DREAM and the key to that, as any sociopath manipulator know, is Fear!!!!! BABOOOM YOU GO MOE!

    http://rismedia.com/2011-12-05/the-nar-power-broker-roundtable-introducing-moe-veissi-nar-president-2012/

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    9   9:09pm Thu 5 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)  

    More Moe. Do the Realturds take this guy seriously?

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    10   9:12pm Thu 5 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)  

    What a guy. He gives money to the Realtor PAC. So that's where those commissions went.

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    11   9:16pm Thu 5 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike (1)  

    Watch out, Moe has a stick. Buy that House! Buys that House! Buy that House!!!

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    12   2:38pm Fri 6 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    Have you read the Realtor™ CODE OF ETHICS? I’m sure you will enjoy it!!! BOOMCHACKLACKA: “Their opinion is offered in an objective, professional manner, uninfluenced by any personal motivation or potential advantage or gain."

    "The TERM REALTOR® HAS COME TO CONNOTE COMPETENCY, FAIRNESS, and HIGH INTEGRITY resulting from adherence to a lofty ideal of moral conduct in business relations. No inducement of profit and no instruction from clients ever can justify departure from this ideal.” Ahh I’m floating away on a lofty ideal to a happy place… Iwog can you take over for a while and spread some sweet NAR data? Many thanks Ducker!!

    http://www.realtor.org/governance/governing-documents/code-of-ethics

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    14   6:58pm Fri 6 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (2)  

    duckhead says

    No inducement of profit and no instruction from clients ever can justify departure from this ideal.” Ahh I’m floating away on a lofty ideal to a happy place… Iwog can you take over for a while and spread some sweet NAR data? Many thanks Ducker!!

    most trusted.. per Gallup pole.. at the bottom..
    next to lobbyist, telemarketers, and stockbrokers...

    http://www.gallup.com/poll/1654/honesty-ethics-professions.aspx

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    15   3:44pm Mon 9 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    WOWZA could be life changing opportunities at the REALTORS™ GOT TALENT CONTEST. I know you have been waiting for this!! “Song choice. We recommend selecting a song that is upbeat and familiar to a general audience. Original songs are permitted but often the audience will respond better to a song that they already know.” Translation: Your audience of 5000 sociopathic dimwit Realtors™ aren’t very creative so don’t try to challenge their imagination. Hey I got an idea!!! Me and Iwog can do a quacking duet!!! What you say Ducker? And ROBERTO will demonstrate water conservation techniques, dogs drinking from toilets etc… BAZINGA

    http://www.realtor.org/convention.nsf/pages/rgtguidelines

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    16   5:36pm Mon 9 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    "The TERM REALTOR® HAS COME TO CONNOTE COMPETENCY, FAIRNESS, and HIGH INTEGRITY resulting from adherence to a lofty ideal of moral conduct in business relations."

    Mind blowing comedy but also

    Propaganda at its best, the bigger the lie and all that.

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    17   5:41pm Mon 9 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Protected  

    duckhead says

    Hey I got an idea!!! Me and Iwog can do a quacking duet!!! What you say Ducker? And ROBERTO will demonstrate water conservation techniques, dogs drinking from toilets etc… BAZINGA

    Hehehehehehehe!

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    18   7:26pm Mon 9 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    Let my dog drink from a TOILET????

    Are you crazy? My dog drinks Perrier out of a freaking antique crystal bowl that costs more than your rent! He eats handmade organic dog food and biscuits!

    That's how us rich real estate moguls role!

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    19   3:57pm Mon 1 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    SOOOO AWESOME, the NAR mothership helped craft Obama’s platform and even got to write the closing sentences!!! BOOOMCHAKALAKA Go’bama!!!!!! We are in good hands I’m telling yaaaaa wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………………… REALTORS® at the 2012 Democratic National Convention:
    http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1384165848001?bckey=AQ~~,AAAAAFdYoqM~,hGPKFRRe3LoE15RvJa9syi1I4B8km3T8&bctid=1839548409001

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    20   4:19pm Mon 1 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Thank you mr landlord for our happy childhood!

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    21   3:44pm Wed 3 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Woah what caring sharing business professionals!!, Realtors™ helping valued customers squat in their foreclosed homes. BUYING IS CHEAPER THEN RENTING DEFINED!!! Damn the torpedoes your Real Estate empire cannot fail with fallback strategies like this!!! March forward into the breach sign sign sign buy buy buy *---WAZINGA---*

    http://activerain.com/blogsview/1163975/squatting-in-your-foreclosed-home-how-to-do-it-legally

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    22   3:23pm Thu 29 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    As you can see calling the NAR on the red phone when you dooomers were calling for no mortage interest deductions BORE FRUITS. All power and GLORY to the mothership NAR as it guides our government to make the right moves!!!! HALLALOOYAAA
    http://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-mortgage-deduction-may-sail-by-fiscal-cliff-2012-11-29?dist=afterbell

    "The National Association of Realtors, the HEAVYWEIGHT!!!!!!! trade association, opposes any changes to the law, saying that most homeowners use the deduction at some point, and cutting the break would lead to a decline in home values of 15%."

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    23   4:04pm Thu 29 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    pazuzu says

    "The TERM REALTOR® HAS COME TO CONNOTE COMPETENCY, FAIRNESS, and HIGH INTEGRITY resulting from adherence to a lofty ideal of moral conduct in business relations."

    LOL! Absolutely inconceivable.

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