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By Patrick   Follow   Thu, 31 May 2012, 7:26pm   2,889 views   18 comments
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1. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,976 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   1   7:38pm Thu 31 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   I'll bet there are more than that on the line everyday.

2. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 246 threads 4,655 comments

   2   6:26am Fri 1 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   That's worse than the "Judge toss Salad defense" headline I saw the other day.

3. freak80 Follow Befriend (4) 52 threads 4,416 comments Corning, NY Premium

   3   9:17am Fri 1 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   That's hilarious.

4. bmwman91 Follow Befriend (7) 37 threads 1,522 comments Mountain View, CA bmwman91's website Premium

   4   11:35pm Fri 8 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   LOL Headline of the year. Someone in the newspaper's editing office had to be cracking up as they let that one go to press.

5. HEY YOU Follow Befriend (4) 328 threads 913 comments

   5   1:37am Sat 9 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Rim job- sexual connotation?

6. bmwman91 Follow Befriend (7) 37 threads 1,522 comments Mountain View, CA bmwman91's website Premium

   6   2:22am Sat 9 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rim+job

7. Vicente Follow Befriend (8) 203 threads 4,403 comments Davis, CA

   7   8:27pm Sun 10 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Just be careful you don't get

8. TMAC54 Follow Befriend (9) 70 threads 930 comments San Leandro, CA

   8   9:59pm Sun 10 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Thanks Vicente, All this time I was wondering why Patrick put such a horrible news report in the humor column. After all that is such a sweet innocent looking young Lad .

9. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,181 threads 6,153 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

   9   10:05pm Sun 10 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Someone mailed it to me. And it is pretty funny.

10. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 760 threads 7,652 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

    10   10:11pm Sun 10 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike

11. TMAC54 Follow Befriend (9) 70 threads 930 comments San Leandro, CA

    11   10:26pm Sun 10 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Patrick says Someone mailed it to me. And it is pretty funny. I think it's kinda shitty ! Luv'd Bernie Mac. Driving in heavy fog and cunnilingus is similar in that you just can't quite make out that asshole in front of you.

12. wbblair3 Follow Befriend 2 threads 94 comments

    12   6:22am Mon 11 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Rim job (warning - rated G): http://tinyurl.com/7389zdq

13. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 410 threads 4,107 comments Baltimore, MD

    13   12:41pm Fri 13 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike

14. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,976 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    14   8:47pm Fri 13 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   bmwman91 says http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rim+job After explaining what a rim job entails, the example is "Dan's mom loves rim jobs." Poor Dan - what a way to find out about his mom.

15. Peter P Follow Befriend (4) 117 threads 17,655 comments Premium

    15   10:57pm Fri 13 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I told this same joke two weeks ago. All I got were a few fake laughs.

16. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,976 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    16   2:31am Sat 14 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   So, there's this guy who goes to jail. He's in a cell with another prisoner and hears a guy yell out "71!" Everyone laughed. Then another inmate yelled out "45!" and everyone laughed again. The new guy asked his cellmate what was up? The cellie told him that they've heard every joke, so to save time they've numbered them all. He encouraged the new guy to tell a joke. He yelled out "33!" and no one laughed. Then he yelled out, "68!" and again, no one laughed. He asked his cellmate if maybe they weren't funny jokes? Peter P says I told this same joke two weeks ago. All I got were a few fake laughs. His cellmate replied, "it's not the joke. it's the way you told it."

17. TMAC54 Follow Befriend (9) 70 threads 930 comments San Leandro, CA

    17   6:57pm Sun 15 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   So as not to lose sight of this some what shitty sex thread ;

18. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,976 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    18   7:29am Mon 16 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   TMAC54 says So as not to lose sight of this some what shitty sex thread ; How much invested ? How much back ? What's the risk ? Wow, it's like they had a recording device in my bedroom.