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By Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq   Follow   Thu, 16 Feb 2012, 1:34pm   382 views   2 comments
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It is steadfastly against my religion to provide contraception to underclass women. It is also against my religion to:

Provide bloodpressure medicine to Negroes,
Provide diabetes medication to Jews,
Glasses to Orientals,
Aspirin to Eskimos,
Band-aids to cripples,
and vinegar to douchebags.

I DEMAND RELIGIOUS FREEDOM!

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1. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 764 threads 7,709 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

   1   2:07pm Thu 16 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   It's against my religion to provide money to unjust wars and bank bailouts. Tax refund of 80% please.

2. Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq Follow Befriend 53 threads 658 comments

   2   6:18pm Thu 16 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/16/10427429-chief-santorum-backers-eyebrow-raising-comment-on-contraception Foster Friess -- a prominent Santorum supporter and one of the chief benefactors of a pro-Santorum Super PAC -- today made a statement on contraception that's already raising plenty of eyebrows. Friess told NBC's Andrea Mitchell on "Andrea Mitchell Reports": This contraceptive thing, my gosh, it's so inexpensive. Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly. Typical of the deviancy of the youth these days, fucking ladies in the knees.