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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 13, 3:11pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

America needs SKULLFUCKBOOK!, an app that works 24/7 to enroll synthetic personalities and pump them full of plausible, persona-specific transactions and searches at a rate of 100,000 new personalities per minute, until Facebook and Google ads are statistically worthless.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 13, 3:54pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It was that or Head Shots for Darkies Programs and the fucking libbies would get all upset and shit, not understanding the 13th Amendment is illegal.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 13, 3:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The guy was fat and had an attitude about conservative values and probably ate himself to piss off everyone because libby cunt.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 13, 6:06pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Libby cunt. This is exactly why elections need to be suspended and the Social Security trust fund turned over to a guy from Kazakhstan who Trump can actually trust.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 13, 6:33pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
There is already something a bit like it:


A half measure at best.

Idea is to populate the web with a number of synthetic personalities that is 1,000,000 times the number of users that are actually carbon-based life forms. Using spare cycles for Yeti at Home is cute. Using them to render Google and Facebook's business models completely futile is the will of god.

Ideally, these synthetic personalities would exhibit all kinds of human-esque behaviors indicative of high-end consumers of great interest to advertisers and attract all manner of advertising dollars - which would end in blood-splattered scandal as the Nikes and Apples of the world discover they've burned billions on nothing and no one at all.

Pat, tell me now. Are you ready to face down Larry and Serge and Zuckfuck in your drive way with M134?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 13, 7:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Did anyone sniff her face?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 13, 8:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SNIFF! HER! FACE!

SNIFF! HER! FACE!

SNIFF! HER! FACE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 13, 8:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SNIFF! HER! FACE!

SNIFF! HER! FACE!

SNIFF! HER! FACE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 13, 8:47pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SNIFF! HER! FACE!

SNIFF! HER! FACE!

SNIFF! HER! FACE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 14, 7:53am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The Founding Fathers established the Second Amendment so AMERICA!ns could shoot and repel invasive tides, brown and otherwise.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 14, 3:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Trump knew. Calls were placed before the apostate was dispatched. Trump congratulated them on their efficiency in dealing with the media.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 15, 9:04am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is sad. Sears had it all. You could buy a quality air conditioner and schedule a carpet cleaning visit in one go.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 15, 10:57am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Kid did a great job with the big, winged reading chairs that I lost hope to be able to clean. They were too cheap. Tipped him $50 on a $60 job - a special. Kid even helped me pull the big dining room carpet outside to speed the dry down. Didn't have to. The service is kept cheap by running one truck/one guy rolls and cleaning everything exactly where it lies.

I figured this kind of service would be a godsend to time starved millennials. Home Depot can sell you paint but 90 percent of home maintenance requires asses, elbows and tools.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 15, 11:37am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is easy. Just lower taxes and shoot old people in the face, exactly as the Founding Fathers commanded.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 15, 3:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Pompeo will give the king a medal for snuffing a libby.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 3:18am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Trump will appoint Dupont to enforce the dead sea laws and use half of its funding to promote coal-powered cars and busses that run on burning tires just because FUCK! WORLD!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 10:24am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Who is Trump kidding.

He'd be fucking Warren if she was a porn star famous for sucking off circus animals.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 12:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

IHLs would buy these if they came with a Michelle Obama hard-on casting that could vibrate at 10,000 pulsations a second.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 1:47pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Warren's only hope for eligibility for forgiveness is to commit suicide on national television after admitting that Trump is the SON! O'! GOD! - ONLY! BETTER! and set up a fund that collects the proceeds of an attraction that features Warren's gravesite where Patriots can kick over her head stone and shit on her face.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 1:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DIE!, ASSHOLES!

SICK!

PEOPLE!

DIE!

LIBBY! CUNTS! GET! SICK!

LIBBY! CUNTS! FUCKING! DIE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 1:54pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fake News

Housing prices never fall.

Everyone knows that.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 1:56pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Exactly why the Sierra Club and the United Negro College Fund need to be disbanded and their members stuffed into ovens and the Social Security trust fund distributed to friends of Trump whom he can trust.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 1:59pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I can get you into a (reinforced) refrigerator box in Vallejo that will be worth $1.43 million by Christmas, guaranteed!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 2:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She was hired to pretend she had sex with Trump to give people the impression be can achieve an erection around females.

Trump's usual sex involves KGB officers beating him insensate, tearing his clothes off and flipping him face down for Putin to ream his ass while Trump mewls, "MOMMMEEEEEE! MOMMMEEEEE! LOVE DONNIE! HARDER!, MOMMMEEEE!"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 5:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MegaForce says
Aphroman says
Like Borat always says about Republicans


Given how Borat himself is mentally retarded, that IS funny.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 7:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If Trump had his way, he'd have the KSA royal guard and the Secret Service take out the entire staff of the Washington Post and sell video tapes of the event.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 7:32pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
If I was Trump, I would order the Saudis to attack Iran now. We need some excitement and entertainment.


That, too!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 7:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Guys, the cost of adverse decisions are built into the litigation strategy which itself is leveraged to promote her live appearances. If she won, Mike the lawyer would come up with something else to sue Trump over to keep his client in the papers. Stormy runs three shows a night at a strip club overflowing with libby fans and charges IHLs big bucks to sign their breasts. Even with adverse decisions she and Mike the lawyer are raking it in.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 16, 7:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Libby scum. Trump will take care of these heretics.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 17, 2:34am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Aphroman says
Oh yea? Capital flight to where exactly?


Vanuatu, the Caymans, Ireland, etc. you know, the only really FREE! and reliable economies in the world.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 17, 1:07pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A really classy president would grab and sniff his hand and comment on the chick's hygienic habits and state of arousal.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 17, 2:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It;s the milk that oozes from the cow's asshole.

Everyone knows that
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 17, 4:34pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Like Trump, everyone who voted for him coveted Michelle Obama's penis and posted hundreds of millions of photographs of her stroking her member and is ashamed of their unnatural wanton lust. You can see Trump staring at Michelle's crotch when the Obamafucks greeted them at the White House, whispering to Melania, "Is she carrying an eggplant in her dress, or is she just happy to see us?"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 17, 7:37pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is an example of sensible media relations. Why stop at one WaPo reporter? The rest of them need to visit a Saudi consulate.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 18, 4:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is fantastic. She ought to offer to organize a fund-raiser with Melania to fund childhood repatriation: Munching Muffins for the Munchkins!

The pay-per-view event would be BOFFO! box office. Trump could narrate the encounter WWF style for added weirdness.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 18, 5:58am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Couldn't be classier if he'd called her a crusty cunt.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 18, 6:00am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Unlimited wealth is at hand for those who are LONG: YAMS! and AMMO!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 18, 7:37am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Thank GOD! that the NY Times will be obligated to run Ted Nugent and Alex Jones on EVERY! PAGE! EVERY! DAY! FOREVER!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 18, 7:42am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
That was Bush, a great friend of Hillary (who also has deep ties to the Saudi ruling mafia).


Bush is enslaved to Michelle Obama and Michelle's immense penis. You see pictures of them snuggling rapturously all the time - much to the chagrin of those other big homos, Victor Ashe and Barack Obama.



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