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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 16, 9:34am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

THE! BASE! yearns to hear TRUMPLIGULA! howling his ecstatic SIEG! HEIL!s
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 16, 11:31am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

AMERICA! wants to hear a rousing SIEG! HEIL! from THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 16, 11:58am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

She will end up working as a sideshow at the circus having hard on contests with Michelle Obama
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 16, 1:54pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Will ANN! COULTER! challenge THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY! to a hard on contest?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 16, 4:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Trump lost the hardon contest to Michelle.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 16, 4:35pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Again, soap and water are the greatest drugs ever conceived.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 16, 4:54pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This is the moment Nielsen should have jumped up SIEG! HEIL!ed the shit out of this ASSHOLE! and demanded he be taken to the ovens!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 16, 4:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Nothing. She still fucks the Cuban guy on the stairs at Trump Tower and has no interest in Trump and Michelle's dicks for different reasons.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 16, 5:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Nielsen should have told this guy to such her dick.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 16, 7:31pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Quigley says
Everybody poops.


Yes but this is the first president since GW Bush that smears it on his face and runs through the hallways shouting with his hands out in front of himself.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 16, 10:19pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

errc says

Everybody is good at something


Hehehehe
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 17, 12:51pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

This will be an unqualified success, and will net billions per redirected dollar, exactly like the Carrier and Ford press releases did!

If you don't believe, you hate AMERICA! and need to FUCKING! DIE!

MAGA!

MAGA!

MAGA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 17, 5:33pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

socal2 says

That's already happened.


The press release said so, so it's exactly as if GOD! made it happen.

Exactly like the Ford and Carrier press releases.

When Trump talks or a press release speaking for HIM! says something, it is the voice and truth of GOD!

That's why it's important to believe every press release you read on the Internet!

It's how GOD! speaks to mortals!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 17, 6:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

socal2 says
and are going to renege those bonuses and pay raises they publicly announced with great fanfare?


Of course not!

That's never happened!

The only believable people in the world regarding humane treatment of employees is Walmart!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 17, 6:20pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Doctors agree, TRUMPLIGULA! is as strong as an ox,
and very nearly twice as smart!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 17, 6:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

KILLING! RAG! HEAD!s is JESUS!'s WILL!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 17, 6:41pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

If Bride of Putin were anything else but Bride of Putin, he would direct the DHS to shoot H1 visa holders in the face and take long, satisfying Ballantine Ale pisses on their faces.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 17, 8:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

WOW! $2500! That's almost two week's rent in Santa Clara!

I'm so hard I can't move my jaw all the skin on face is zomfmmrgijlwljggg
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 5:44am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

All of TRUMPLIGULA!'s test results are optimal for everything. Whatever they are, they are exactly what doctors will forevermore require of all test results of all people who are qualified for health insurance.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 6:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

62,000?

What a machine!

Sounds like he had a staff of clerics in on the operation.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 6:23am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

KFC and lard shakes is the healthiest diet in the world, no one can deny it without incurring the wrath of TRUMPLIGULA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 7:32am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

It's long past time that TRUMPLIGULA! disband the Justice Department. It's just a bunch of failed journalists trying to sell FAKE! INDICTMENTS!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 7:35am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

But the PRESS! RELEASE! says that Apple was planning to fire its entire workforce and shoot them in the face on the way out the door before TRUMPLIGULA! ordered Apple to give them the moar monies!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 12:29pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Why go if you can torrent anything you want and watch while your wife is giving you head?

Theatres need better seats and beer and blow-job delivery.

That would incentivize movie attendance for guys who want a change of mouths and beers they might not normally stock at home.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 12:39pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Even if TRUMPLIGULA! were dead, he'd still be twice as healthy as anyone because MAGA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 12:42pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

CNN is EXACTLY! LIKE! Alex Jones for communist jihadi feminazi snowflakes!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 12:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Who needs a wall when any AMERICA!n would volunteer to shoot a DISEASED! INVADER! in the face, just to entertain the kids?

Allow TAXPAYER!s to deduct the cost of bullets for shooting DISEASED! INVADER!s in the face, and the problem just goes away on its own, exactly as JESUS! commanded.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 12:52pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

It always sucked moosecock with both lungs.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 2:12pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Which again proves that the Social Security Trust fund should be handed over to a trustworthy person in Kazakhstan that TRUMPLIGULA! knows can save it from Obama and other jihadists.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 2:25pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

SHE's SO! IMMENSE!

and so ORANGE!

She will be AMERICA!'s first IMMENSE! HIRSUTE! ORANGE! LESBIAN! PRECEDENT!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 3:33pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Send Melanoma a pair of 36 inch Zildjians.

She's a big girl now and would know exactly what to do with them.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 5:48pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Cook is playing hand puppets for Trumpligula.

Given how unstable the government is, how unpopular the suck-off billionaires tax redraft is and the likelihood the communists will control Congress next year if there is a next year, it would be presumptive for the company to begin demounting investments.

Cook knows this and knows how to manage finances. He invented Apple's margins by completely reforging Apple's manufacturing architecture over the years. He's planning years out, far beyond Trumpligula's latest confection.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 5:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Amazon will fill the Washington Post with stories about how incredibly great in bed TRUMPLIGULA! is and how immense his dick is so THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY! repeals the Sherman Anti-Trust Act so Amazon can buy and close every supermarket and bodega in AMERICA! and force people to pay $29 for an onion.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 18, 6:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This is called 'Pet the Psycho' by cops and hospital orderlies, a routine of cajoling and distracting the maniac while back up arrives.