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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 16, 2:03pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Fuck you ALL! Landlords are entitled to suck every last dime from humanity to create dynastic wealth that gives their great great grandkids the FREE!dom to do nothing forever except fuck AMERICA! in the ass every harder every fucking year.

WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM!?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 16, 2:07pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Here's the deal: they're both criminally insane co-conspirators who bank their money waiting for the end - and to exploit the next generation of stupid cunts.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 16, 2:10pm   ↑ like (7)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If you're not hammering Wells Fargo across the brow with a six pound sledge, you are part of the problem.

Banking with Wells is like volunteering to work the Zyklon B production line for fun at Farben.

Get ye to a credit union!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 16, 2:14pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If Starbucks cared about marketing. he'd be on TV shrieking NO BOODARKS! SEIG! HEIL! SEIG! HEIL! SEIG! HEIL! SEIG! HEIL! SEIG! HEIL! SEIG! HEIL! SEIG! HEIL! until blood came out of his eyes.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 17, 9:34pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If you're not already firing and laying in supplies of yams and belt - fed ammo, you're dead.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 18, 12:40am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Who cares?

Do the chicks need volunteers?

I wake up hard and screaming FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! to alert spousal to opportunities like a normal guy and, once she is exhausted, I go about my day looking for lubricating vaginas like any guy.

Maybe Disney could organize tours of normal Americans to cruise around in busses to show sex starved Japanese chicks American hard-ons to entertain them.

Busses have mattresses on the roof. Pull up to bus stops where sex-hungry chicks way for a pestorking, examine schlongs, point at the one that pleases, pay the bus driver / docent and run upstairs to the roof for a savage, relentless American pestorking.

Win-win.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 18, 12:42am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Fake news.

Every house is worth 10x what the last buyer paid because law of physics.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 18, 12:49am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Which is why everything should burn coal and you should blow Trump, exactly the way the Founding Fathers intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 18, 2:39pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

No sweat. Just take applicants' word for it that they make a million dollars an hour selling used Kleenex on eBay!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 18, 4:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Housing is practically free in the states.

And there is no reason that any shack in Western Pennsylvania shouldn't be worth at least 31x the GDP of France.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 18, 4:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Housing is practically free in the states.

And there is no reason that any shack in Western Pennsylvania shouldn't be worth at least 31x the GDP of France.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 19, 9:29pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The guys being yelled at to buy something should have perked up at the suggestion and mention, "By the way, I did forget to FEED! THE! MONSTER!"

Then they could have bought a cupcake, made Godzilla noises pulled their pants waistband out and dropped the confection into their trousers and spent the rest of the night erupting in Godzilla eating noises and lurching around the store shouting, "THE MONSTER! THE MONSTER IS OUT OF CONTROL!"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 19, 9:33pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Just double the price.

Then everyone will understand why they're worth buying.

What other asset can double its value overnight?

Real estate never goes down.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 19, 9:35pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

All we need is Amazon.

Once Sears and Target are converted into whore houses for fugitive PRC Army officers, Jeff Bezos can charge people $424 for a quart of milk, exactly as the Founding Fathers commanded, and shoot it through your kitchen window from a drone, exactly like the Jetsons.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 19, 10:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If you can make them, why not have them with 84 DD breasts ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 19, 10:39pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Housing is grossly underpriced

Everyone knows that

Some people can still afford to live indoors

Plenty of value being left on the table
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 20, 6:50am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

All you need is FREEDOM!

The 2nd Amendment guarantees the RIGHT! to bear arms to blow your brains out if you can't endure the agony of whatever ails you.

See?

Libby fucks have no clue!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 20, 8:22am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Layoffs smayoffs, houses aren't for people who work. Houses are for PRC Army officers expatriating loot and money launderers, exactly the way the Founding Fathers intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 20, 8:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What if they were safe batteries and dust?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 20, 10:01am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

There isn't a bankster cock in the universe that the Clintfucks haven't sucked.

IMPALE THEM!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 20, 5:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Kid never would have been harmed if he was packing M134
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 22, 5:52am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Better would be a 'Racial Accord' coupon that would entitle the bearer to a blow job.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 23, 4:35am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

For this kind of money, you could buy an island in the Philippines, kill all the guys and consecrate the surviving desirable women as your concubines and live a normal life, rising early and presenting your turgid god member to the harem and enjoying their entreaties to gift them with the sanctifying balm.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 23, 6:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Here's the law:

The rent can be changed at any time for any reason or no reason.

If you're in the building the moment the rent comes due and you don't have it, you're a trespasser and the magazine will be emptied into your head.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 23, 9:51pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Unless banks are FREE! to pursue any scheme that pops into their heads and propel AMERICA! into bankruptcy and cannibal anarchy, FREEDOM! has no meaning!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 23, 9:54pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Everybody who has a pug should teach his dog to salute and bark on the sieg heil command and have contests how about how many times in a row they can get a dog to salute.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 23, 10:54pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Marxist hooliganism like Glass-Steagal is what destroyed AMERICA!

We can only be FREE! when all securities laws and laws against financial innovation, often called fraud, are repealed!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 24, 6:00am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The dog should have his own movie:

NAZI! PUG! EATS! BIRMINGHAM!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 24, 7:11am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

CBOEtrader says
toss out good regulations


No such thing.

Zero laws + maximal armament = FREE!DOM!

Banks will private armies are our only hope of rescuing jihadi AMERICA! from Obama's crimes!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 24, 7:13am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

IF she can afford to live in Stockton, it only proves Stockton is grossly underpriced.

Anyone on Fox news could prove she is an overpaid communist who hates AMERICA! too and is part of the DEEP! STATE! that wants to make AMERICA! into a gay jihadi marxist dystopia in which nice people will be gunned down and made into soap for her ayatollahs.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 24, 7:19am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If anything fucks with the gravy train, the doctors will have only one choice: getting their patients PIN numbers at gun point and shooting them after emptying their bank accounts. Libby fucks have no clue.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 24, 5:33pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

jazz_music says
Nixon would be considered leftist by todays standard.


Commie twink. He should have kept napalming North Vietnam and taken out Berkeley and NY, too.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 24, 5:34pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

A sniper on every block to take out needle droppers would attract volunteers or people who would pay to do these chores for entertainment.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 25, 5:40am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Zuckfuck might like the fact that she eats rancid clams and blinds him with cataracts of green ooze from her asshole and kicks him unconscious and never have considered having any interest in an attractive wife because he is such a twisted piece of shit.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 25, 6:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

CUNT! BUY THE SHACK! PAY! THE! NOTE! DOUBLE! THE! PRICE!, exactly as the Founding Fathers commanded.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 25, 6:19pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

Buying a Ford is exactly like shooting yourself in the face.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 25, 6:21pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Zuckfuckette's face is a public health hazard.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 25, 6:26pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

And why does Zuckfuck have her running around in Hari Krishna hand me downs?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 25, 6:42pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I think the whole thing, Tesla, the whole bit is a play for replacing the grid with power wall and cheap solar.

Everything he does is just a money burner but a lot does tie into solar domestic power generation and that I think is the objective - grid go bye bye.

One or two more cranks of efficiency in the power wall / solar program and you have a real game changer that can shift national economies.

Fucking on mars.

Not so much.



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