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  1. iwog


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    1   4:32am Fri 22 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (8)   Dislike (5)   Protected  

    There's nothing to get.

    What she says is mostly correct. Applying it to her contemporary society or even modern society is the ranting of a sociopath. You can't see this because you exist in an alternate universe where Apple needs permission to produce the iphone in China by the millions and can't ship them into the USA tariff free. You live in a fantasy land where oil corporations aren't simply burning hundreds of millions of dollars worth of natural gas because it's inconvenient to pipe it anywhere.

    You lie and pretend that there is oppression all around you while doing everything you can to enrich the real oppressors. You are truly a cancer and since you're a religious cult member, you'll always be too stupid to see it.

  2. marcus


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    2   6:59pm Sun 17 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (7)   Dislike (3)   Delete  

    New record for the most obnoxious thread ever.

    "To avoid contracting aids or other STDs Africans will gang rape babies and toddlers."

    Wtf, you ignorant ass. Interesting that you post that stupid graphic of IQ distributions, considering you're clearly down there around 80 or so.

    Welcome to my ignore list, asshole.

  3. zzyzzx


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    3   9:47am Wed 20 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike (5)   Delete  

    I'm pretty sure that Obama is worse than what everyone else expected too.

  4. SoftShell


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    4   6:26am Mon 18 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike   Delete  

    I do.
    Dissolve the police force. Let the citizens of ferguson police themselves.
    Lets see how long it takes before they start begging for the police to come back.

    deepcgi says

    I don't know what we are supposed to do about this.

  5. APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch


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    5   8:39pm Sun 17 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike   Delete  

    Right in the eye!

    Great shot, Darrell!

  6. Call it Crazy


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    6   7:49am Sun 17 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike (3)   Delete  

    AverageBear says

    How sad is it when Democrats celebrate a complete liar, who gamed the system.

    How do you think Obama got in?

  7. APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch


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    7   6:14am Sun 17 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike   Delete  

    YANKEE PIG DOG, RENT DUE!

  8. Portal


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    8   3:27pm Fri 22 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    You're nuts.

  9. HydroCabron


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    9   12:22pm Fri 22 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (1)   Protected  

  10. Ceffer


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    10   10:13am Fri 22 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    BUT, BUT, BUT...BUTTTT THE WEATHER!

    It's really annoying when people actually insist on enjoying the quality of their lives in places other than California.

  11. CaptainShuddup


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    11   9:43am Fri 22 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (1)   Delete  

    Oh well there goes excuse number 2. I wonder what other excuse San Fransicritters will come up to justify their million dollar huts?

  12. CaptainShuddup


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    12   6:45am Fri 22 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (1)   Delete  

    I'll quit telling you what to do, when you do it.

  13. Dionekes


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    13   9:38pm Thu 21 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    Brilliant analysis. Somehow the original poster assumes or at least insinuates that the police should have looked for the tape before they shot the thug. There is a problem Houston. Most mildly informed village idiots know that the robbery happened only about ten minutes before the patrolman was stopping the two innocent cigar wielding choir boys from the corner store (who were also passing out Watch Tower leaflets in the middle of the street and singing Three Dog Nights: Black and White). During Robin Hood and Little John's passing out swishers to the peasants in the hood, the dispatch call about the robbery came into the local cruiser. Oops. Now the police may know for the first time....that this may not be a humanitarian re-distribution of wealth inspired by the President as Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson would like us to believe. But our unbiased poster is begging us to ask: Should the patrol man have quickly driven to corner store to check the video to make sure that the description of our two man community cigar liberators matched their strong arm cameo only minutes before.... before saying, " Hey Dickhead with the Swishers, get the fuck out of the middle of the street"???!!! Hmmm. Wow. Where oh where is Oprah when we need her!!??? I guess we'll just have to wait for Spike Lee to make the documentary to find out what REALLY HAPPENED!!!

  14. Strategist


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    14   9:22pm Thu 21 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    HydroCabron says

    This could be why the store did not report a robbery.

    When are we gonna stop standing up for criminals? What good does it do?

  15. Strategist


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    15   9:20pm Thu 21 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    Call it Crazy says

    Too bad he died. He had a future as a magician!!

    He made himself disappear from this planet.

  16. Call it Crazy


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    16   9:16pm Thu 21 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    Wow, Brown has a better slight of hand then David Copperfield. He moved so fast in that video that I missed him taking his money out of his pocket, pay for the cigars and put the change back in his pocket...

    Too bad he died. He had a future as a magician!!

  17. Strategist


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    17   5:02pm Tue 19 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

    Isn't it great? These ISIS guys get to take care of business and a cop can't fire a few rounds at a cigar thief without St Louis melting down.

    We need to put them in charge of Ferguson. I guarantee you it will be as quiet as a graveyard before sunrise tomorrow.

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    18   7:47pm Mon 18 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (2)   Delete  

    I see you've been jerking off to bill Maher reruns all day...

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    19   9:42am Mon 18 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    thunderlips11 says

    I encourage everyone to change their "race" makeup on a daily basis.

    You can and should change your sex/sexual orientation daily too - on forms that ask for it, that is. Today I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body, so that makes me a female/male, heterosexual, bi-sexual. Oh and this morning I felt like I was originally from a lost tribe in the Amazon. I need to sit down and get grounded.

  20. deepcgi


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    20   10:15pm Sun 17 Aug 2014   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    Is it OK for black citizens to threaten white cops from now on? Or can only black officers handle areas where black people live? Or do we always ignore corroborating police reports - even under oath? Or do we always assume every white cop is racist? Do we ignore that he strong-armed the store manager on video, specifically because he's black and he's someone's child?

    I don't know what we are supposed to do about this. I guess the protestors are saying we should always ignore police testimony (if they are white, because it is safe to assume they are racist), and not wait for a trial to study evidence, because the trial will be rigged by white people anyway - even when the judge and prosecutors are Hispanic females.

    We just go directly to lynching white officers - with no prior negative record?

    What exactly are we supposed to do here?

    Am I racist because I think this all through?

    Just what do we do?

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