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Free Patrick.net Bumper Stickers

By Patrick   2011 Dec 30, 3:07am   283 links   343,686 views   83 comments   watch (2)   quote      

They are 3" x 10". Even though they have a peel-off sticky back, you should still get them wet before applying so that you can slide them around a bit and get any bubbles out.

Free shipping too. If you want one, just tell p@patrick.net where to mail it.

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44   Patrick   2227/2227 = 100% civil   2013 Jun 15, 6:05am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Thanks for telling me about the spammers!

Deleted.

45   curious2   1128/1128 = 100% civil   2013 Jun 17, 8:15pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Pessfleeply says

I will return....

That much seems certain.

@patrick - a spam link for comments might get rid of these faster, but meanwhile, by hitting this thread, they do return it to the top of the home page.

46   Patrick   2227/2227 = 100% civil   2013 Jun 19, 11:50am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

If a few different users dislike the comment, it will go into moderation where I'll see it for sure. So that's one way to deal with them.

But yes, I had not really considered that the spammers kind of do me a favor in advertising the bumper stickers accidentally.

47   New Renter     2013 Jun 24, 8:58am  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

Debt is Slavery

To

It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

(I think AFs line is catchier)

48   Patrick   2227/2227 = 100% civil   2013 Jun 24, 1:53pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

49   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Jun 24, 3:32pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    


Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

Everyone! It would be a smash sensation.

50   New Renter     2013 Jun 24, 3:38pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    


Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

I want one for my hardside suitcase. No problem picking THAT one out on the carousel.

51   New Renter     2013 Jun 25, 1:39am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

@Patrick

Time for another strike!

52   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Jun 25, 12:06pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

53   FortWayne   891/897 = 99% civil   2013 Jun 26, 2:26am  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote    

New Renter says

How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

Debt is Slavery

To

It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

(I think AFs line is catchier)

Debt is slavery is a very honest and very powerful slogan. You'd be surprised how many folks have made very positive comments to me about it.

And I too, feel that "debt is slavery", because it is.

54   New Renter     2013 Jun 26, 6:10am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

FortWayne says

New Renter says

How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

Debt is Slavery

To

It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

(I think AFs line is catchier)

Debt is slavery is a very honest and very powerful slogan. You'd be surprised how many folks have made very positive comments to me about it.

And I too, feel that "debt is slavery", because it is.

No argument there but I'm pretty sure you'll get even more comments on It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America.

@ Patrick - time for another nuke!

55   New Renter     2013 Jun 26, 10:33pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Sounds too much like a pick up line.

56   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Jun 26, 10:46pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

New Renter says

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Sounds too much like a pick up line.

Didn't think of that - but now that I think of it, you could sell these as Forehead Stickers for really really inept pick-up artists.

57   New Renter     2013 Jun 27, 2:02am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

New Renter says

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Sounds too much like a pick up line.

Didn't think of that - but now that I think of it, you could sell these as Forehead Stickers for really really inept pick-up artists.

Kind of a nitch market but might be popular here in the SFBA among the STEM crowd.

How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

58   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Jun 27, 2:11am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

New Renter says

How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

YES! Poobah Pat must add this to his official Patabilia, possibly with a provocative graphic. Ideas?

59   New Renter     2013 Jun 27, 9:17am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Nuclear strike in 3..2..1..

60   New Renter     2013 Jun 27, 9:17am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

New Renter says

How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

YES! Poobah Pat must add this to his official Patabilia, possibly with a provocative graphic. Ideas?

61   Patrick   2227/2227 = 100% civil   2013 Jun 27, 11:22am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Anyone want to handle graphics, suppliers, and shipping for 50% of profits?

62   CMY     2013 Jun 27, 1:42pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Much prefer "PUNCH 'EM IN THE BABYMAKER!" (but maybe that's just me)

63   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Jun 27, 10:58pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

CANNIBUS ANARCHY

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

64   New Renter     2013 Jun 28, 12:59am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

CANNIBUS ANARCHY

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Now THAT's a recipie for an AWESOME weekend!

65   New Renter     2013 Jul 6, 5:10am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

66   Rew   1138/1138 = 100% civil   2013 Jul 13, 3:31pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Is "debt is a means to acquire goods now that you do not currently have the money for" too long?

67   curious2   1128/1128 = 100% civil   2013 Aug 8, 6:59am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Voyancedic says

Pour mieux comprendre le destin, depuis de nombreuses décennies, les peuples pratiquent la voyance, alors pourquoi pas vous.

Parce que, je ne suis pas un tel idiot.

I wonder why psychics would spam in French on an American website. Can't the stars tell them where to find customers?

68   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Aug 17, 12:52am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Bumper sticker idea of the day:

CANNIBAL ANARCHY EATS OLIGARCHS FOR BREAKFAST!

Who wouldn't want one?

69   curious2   1128/1128 = 100% civil   2013 Aug 18, 4:59am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Wow - spam in Japanese - it looks like Patrick made friends on his trip, and now they want to sell him sunglasses.

70   Patrick   2227/2227 = 100% civil   2013 Aug 18, 6:36am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Unfortunately, I had to nuke my new friend.

71   curious2   1128/1128 = 100% civil   2013 Aug 18, 6:52am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    


Unfortunately, I had to nuke my new friend.

I imagine AF faces the same situation frequently, and then eats their faces.

72   errc   718/727 = 98% civil   2013 Aug 27, 11:48am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

bolned says

test

Do not be afraid, friend

I anxiously await your post written in hierogliphics, and your subsequent banishment to the bog of eternal stench

There's just something about free bumber stickers that really draws out the crazies

73   errc   718/727 = 98% civil   2013 Aug 29, 10:35pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

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Yes!

Aliens!

74   Patrick   2227/2227 = 100% civil   2013 Aug 30, 11:14am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Hmmm, I need a filter that just does not allow Japanese.

75   curious2   1128/1128 = 100% civil   2013 Aug 30, 11:22am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    


I need a filter that just does not allow Japanese.

Perhaps, but if they weren't so determined to spam your site they might have told us much about housing bubbles and propping up zombie banks:

76   curious2   1128/1128 = 100% civil   2013 Sep 5, 8:06am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Call it Crazy says

What about this???

chazzpr says

Sono pronto ad aiutarvi, porre domande. Insieme possiamo arrivare a una risposta corretta.

77   errc   718/727 = 98% civil   2013 Sep 18, 10:10pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

livingston98 says

Why is it that call-girl and prostitute tend to be way better than regular women in the bedroom?

You're obviously not doing something right. Stop trying to blame others, for your shortcomings.

Here, have a patrick.net bumber sticker! And don't let the door hit you on your ass on the way out

78   freak80     2013 Sep 26, 12:22am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I am from Nigeria and I have $500 million to give you. All I need is your bank account number.

79   CL   58/58 = 100% civil   2013 Sep 27, 11:44pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

You need a filter for English!!

80   PockyClipsNow   61/61 = 100% civil   2013 Sep 29, 1:11pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Susan didn't research it. ha.

81   Patrick   2227/2227 = 100% civil   2015 Sep 6, 3:16pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

I bought 100 more of these bumper stickers since there still seems to be demand for them. Cost me $90 at https://www.buildasign.com/ Could I have gotten a better deal elsewhere?

Anyway, send me the address to mail it to and I will send you one.

One per customer please.

82   Patrick   2227/2227 = 100% civil   Feb 26, 5:33pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

BTW, I still have quite a few of these and will mail them to anyone for free.

If you want one, write p@patrick.net and tell me where to mail it to.

83   Booger   647/647 = 100% civil   Jun 2, 4:58pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

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